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Ellybean

@elly-bean.bsky.social
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I will subject all of y'all to my hyperfixations, usually of geeky and gay origins. She/her

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Make it viral.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Masked ICE agents, it seems, are now killing American citizens on American streets. Any Democrat who doesn’t support abolishing ICE should be instantly primaried and run out of the party. This is non negotiable. You cannot support the continued existence of this fascist murderous secret police.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Human beings on the bottom: Who do those rich fucks think they are, lording over us? The injustice! Human beings upon reaching the top: You know, the view from up here is pretty nice.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 11/07/2025
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 08/07/2025
If your organization is still on Twitter it is enabling explicit naziism. Send these screenshots to whoever is in your organization’s trust, safety, PR, comms team.
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Your Medicaid is cut. Your health insurance is not safe. Your tips are still taxed. You pay the tariffs. There’s no trade deals. No wars have ended. Gas isn’t $2. Eggs aren’t cheaper. There isn’t $10 trillion in investment. The Epstein files are buried. It’s. All. Lies. All the time.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
"Winning" has never felt so fucking awful.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
It's going to get a whole lot worse before it gets better. The second half of that phrase is that it only gets better if you put in the effort. Organize and be safe. Tell your friends and family you love them. The only way out is through.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
n Monsters Inc (2001), the wealthy CEO of Monsters Inc IS held accountable for his actions. This is remind the audience that the movie is a work of fiction.
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 30/06/2025
where does internet come from? the answer may surprise you
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/06/2025
Mamdani: "I've already had to start get used to the fact that the president will talk about how I look, how I sound, where I'm from, ultimately bc he wants to distract from what I'm fighting for. I'm fighting for the the very working people he ran a campaign to empower that he has since betrayed."
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
We're driving through Iowa and it amuses me greatly that I can see farmland all around me, stare at my phone for an hour and a half, look up and still see farmland all around me. Is there actually civilization here?
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Sun ☀️ @neuapostolisch.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
yellow fellow
A drawing of the head of a yellow pikmin, a small creature with large, pointed elf ears sticking out of each side of its head. The creature has a single, large antenna that ends in a flower, like the stem of a plant.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
As I’ve noted before, I think it is telling that “I hope you get what you voted for,” is correctly considered an insult to conservatives. If someone told that to me, I’d be like “Yeah, man. I hope I get sensible market regulations, a strengthened social safety net, and the right to shit too.”
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
god damn he's cooking
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henry ✷ @strange.website · 25/06/2025
abughazaleh next
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/06/2025
you can’t post pornography on here
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/06/2025
what exactly do the Dems who voted to table here think they're accomplishing millions upon millions of people took to the street just a couple weeks ago to protest this man, he's extremely unpopular by every measure we have, and he's asserting dictatorial power on a daily basis what are you doing
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Der-shing 德馨 Helmer @shingworks.com · 25/06/2025
#makeaterriblecomicday2025 sorry I accidentally made a terrific comic
a bunch of inscrutable tracks leads to treasure (a crab's beautiful ass)
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Fergi Jo Lisa 🏳️‍🌈 👻💀🎃 @lolafaglana.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
When your cat's a master of disguise.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Interpersonal politics between friends and family is often a lot more complicated than trying to convince strangers. Loud and proud bigots aren't worth anything besides ridicule, but if you see an opportunity to inform someone in your daily life, do it. You can affect change there the most.
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Can You Pet the Dog? @canyoupetthedog.com · 19/06/2025
An exploit for Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom on Switch 2 allows players to summon almost anything via Autobuild Sharing. No modding is involved; all it takes is the right QR code to bring forth a legion of new friends.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Please read and share this statement from Sophie and Colin Hortman, children of Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark. (via WCCO reporter Caroline Cummings on X)
"We are devastated and heartbroken at the loss of our parents, Melissa and Mark. They were the bright lights at the center of our lives, and we can't believe they are gone. Their love for us was boundless. We miss them so much.
"We want everyone to know that we are both safe and with loved ones. We are grateful for the outpouring of love and support we have received, and we appreciate your respect for our family's privacy as we grieve.
"Our family would like to thank law enforcement for their swift action that saved others and for the coordination across communities that led to the arrest of the man who murdered our parents. We especially would like to thank the officers who were first on the scene to our parents' home and their heroic attempts to rescue our mom and dad.
"Our parents touched so many lives, and they leave behind an incredible legacy of dedication to their community that will live on in us, their friends, their colleagues and co-workers, and every single person who knew and loved them.
"If you would like to honor the memory of Mark and Melissa, please consider the following:
• Plant a tree.
• Visit a local park and make use of their amenities, especially a bike trail.
• Pet a dog. A golden retriever is ideal, but any will do.
• Tell your loved ones a cheesy dad joke and laugh about it.
• Bake something — bread for Mark or a cake for Melissa, and share it with someone.
• Try a new hobby and enjoy learning something.
• Stand up for what you believe in, especially if that thing is justice and peace.
"Hope and resilience are the enemy of fear. Our parents lived their lives with immense dedication to their fellow humans. This tragedy must become a moment for us to come together. Hold your loved ones a little closer. Love your neighbors. Treat each other with kindness and respect. The best way to honor our parents' memory is to do something, whether big or small, to make our community just a little better for someone else."
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 13/06/2025
Color: Gary
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Elizabeth Sofia 💙🐈🐶🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @skippjon1.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Cattoo
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
"Abolish ICE" should be the bare minimum policy expectation of our Democratic representatives, and any not on board should be primaried on that point.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple. Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.
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MARA9 @maranine.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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Meme that says “tapping on the glass at the boy aquarium” with a painted nail hand on the glass with hockey players in the background
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
lesbiab hands
an artwork of Spindle's characters, Asimov and Ottilie. Ottilie is laying on top of Asi in the background kissing her, while their hands are interlocked in the foreground
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
A woman asks a clerk "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures toward the card rack and says "right this way, ma'am!" She holds up a flowery card with mixed cursive and block lettering font that says "Sorry for calling you "Pathetic" during my episode." She marvels "wow, there are so many of these. And in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I don't feel qualified to make fun of skibidi toilet when this is the sort of thing I grew up laughing at. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYNd...
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YouTube video by TomSka
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
In many ways, Donald Duck is Mickey Mouse's Vegeta
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aliii✨✨ @gigixmelo.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
….she makes me wanna do a luffy and just—
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a man with a backpack is kneeling down next to another man and says " there there "
Alt: a man with a backpack is kneeling down next to another man and says " there there "
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ragnarokette.bsky.social @ragnarokette.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Giant miniature house panther
A black cat curled up on a desk chair and looking both refined and concerned that the humans are about to disturb him
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Kittens, as far as I can tell, contain explosive devices that launch them into the air seemingly randomly. Little paws flailing out in all directions. Launching multiple heights taller than them. Who hit the detonator on Trevor the kitten? Why is he attacking my shoe? We just don't know.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
i really like chanting "Ass! Ass! Ass!" and have no situation in my life in which to do so, so here we go Ass! Ass! Ass! ASS! ASS! ASS!!!!
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Dr Walsh @laurelwalsh.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Private healthcare is immoral
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
The sooner @housedemocrats.bsky.social realizes this is the path to electoral victory, the better. Give people something to dream big on that makes all of our lives better.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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JohnnyMangu @johnnybarbu.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Sneaky boi
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
#catcrumb
a simple drawing of a big sad blob and a defensive cat standing in front of it saying, "leave it alone!! can't you see it's goopy?"
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star. PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 17/05/2025
kids today only have one thing on their mind
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