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Ellybean

@elly-bean.bsky.social
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I will subject all of y'all to my hyperfixations, usually of geeky and gay origins. She/her

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our media is so utterly, completely fucked.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Touch grace, filthy tarnished. Marika knows you need to.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty." - Zohran Mamdani
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The media is COMPLICIT. They are literally manufacturing consent to invade Greenland as I type. They have completely sane washed this administration. They make money off this chaos in OUR streets because chaos generates clicks.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Bots, bots, bots and more bots. Oh, and don't forget the foreign operatives. The future kinda sucks.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The media is such garbage. Defending X, manufacturing consent to invade Greenland, sane washing the Trump administration... When do we hold these sites accountable for journalistic malpractice?
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Make it viral.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Masked ICE agents, it seems, are now killing American citizens on American streets. Any Democrat who doesn’t support abolishing ICE should be instantly primaried and run out of the party. This is non negotiable. You cannot support the continued existence of this fascist murderous secret police.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I wish my tub was this big and nice looking!!
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Human beings on the bottom: Who do those rich fucks think they are, lording over us? The injustice! Human beings upon reaching the top: You know, the view from up here is pretty nice.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 11/07/2025
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a leather jacket is surrounded by cool words
Alt: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The most deranged shit I've read in a while.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 08/07/2025
If your organization is still on Twitter it is enabling explicit naziism. Send these screenshots to whoever is in your organization’s trust, safety, PR, comms team.
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Your Medicaid is cut. Your health insurance is not safe. Your tips are still taxed. You pay the tariffs. There’s no trade deals. No wars have ended. Gas isn’t $2. Eggs aren’t cheaper. There isn’t $10 trillion in investment. The Epstein files are buried. It’s. All. Lies. All the time.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
"Winning" has never felt so fucking awful.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
It's going to get a whole lot worse before it gets better. The second half of that phrase is that it only gets better if you put in the effort. Organize and be safe. Tell your friends and family you love them. The only way out is through.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
n Monsters Inc (2001), the wealthy CEO of Monsters Inc IS held accountable for his actions. This is remind the audience that the movie is a work of fiction.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Tom who? Never heard of this guy. Must feel jealous of Mamdani.
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 30/06/2025
where does internet come from? the answer may surprise you
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/06/2025
Mamdani: "I've already had to start get used to the fact that the president will talk about how I look, how I sound, where I'm from, ultimately bc he wants to distract from what I'm fighting for. I'm fighting for the the very working people he ran a campaign to empower that he has since betrayed."
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
We're driving through Iowa and it amuses me greatly that I can see farmland all around me, stare at my phone for an hour and a half, look up and still see farmland all around me. Is there actually civilization here?
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
That would require me to be as bad faith as Democratic party leaders.
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Sun ☀️ @neuapostolisch.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
yellow fellow
A drawing of the head of a yellow pikmin, a small creature with large, pointed elf ears sticking out of each side of its head. The creature has a single, large antenna that ends in a flower, like the stem of a plant.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
At least it makes it easy to find them and block them. No time for this nonsense; the election is over. We have work to do and Mamdani is leading the way.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Paladins are by far the most durable imo. But behind every insanely great frontline Paladin is a wizard casting haste and a cleric giving blessings.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
You do understand the difference between party leaders and a staff run Democrats Twitter, right?
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
As I’ve noted before, I think it is telling that “I hope you get what you voted for,” is correctly considered an insult to conservatives. If someone told that to me, I’d be like “Yeah, man. I hope I get sensible market regulations, a strengthened social safety net, and the right to shit too.”
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I'm not even in a polycule and I'll burn your house down if you take the tiefs away. Kinda sucks it's my house too, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
The only time first person worked for me was in VR games like Alyx or Boneworks. Otherwise I totally agree, it usually looks so weird.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Idk if you've ever been to the American South in summer, but LAWD it hot as balls out there. Can't we move pride to a more reasonable season, like Fall? The humidity alone this year makes me feel gross after stepping outside for 2 minutes.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
They're crashing out hard after seeing the future of the party. I hope Mamdani haunts their nightmares and socialists primary them.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
And people wonder why so many Democrats are despised. They want business as usual.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
You forgot to mention the occasional run down meth house we pass every so often.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The pure white hot rage this makes me feel is indescribable. That poor family. ABOLISH ICE is the starting position for any serious electoral candidate. Anything else is a non starter.
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
"Vote blue no matter who", remember? It's time to all come together and support the Democratic nominee.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
god damn he's cooking
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henry ✷ @strange.website · 25/06/2025
abughazaleh next
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/06/2025
you can’t post pornography on here
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Bernie would say, "Not my movement--OUR movement!" Let's go, Mamdani & NYC!!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/06/2025
what exactly do the Dems who voted to table here think they're accomplishing millions upon millions of people took to the street just a couple weeks ago to protest this man, he's extremely unpopular by every measure we have, and he's asserting dictatorial power on a daily basis what are you doing
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Ellybean @elly-bean.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Oh my god, this is giving me life!!
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Der-shing 德馨 Helmer @shingworks.com · 25/06/2025
#makeaterriblecomicday2025 sorry I accidentally made a terrific comic
a bunch of inscrutable tracks leads to treasure (a crab's beautiful ass)
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Fergi Jo Lisa 🏳️‍🌈 👻💀🎃 @lolafaglana.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
When your cat's a master of disguise.
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