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Ellen

@ellsenbells.bsky.social
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She/they | bi | dalmatian owner | powerlifter | fanfic writer | midwesterner | my death before your detransition

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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I'm not sure when Paul Wall became my comfort artist while waiting for mom's cancer diagnosis to get narrowed down but what it do, baby. In my defense, 'The People's Chance' is potentially the best album to come out of Swishahouse.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
You know a physical therapist has the juice if they're a sadist. They're gonna get you better in no time flat while causing you more physical pain than any CIA interrogator.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I just watched a man add 2 45lb bumpers to a hack squat machine, add clips (?) and then just leave the gym. He didn’t even do a rep. This dude never unracks anyway but wtf
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Gordon Ramsay: yeah? and where the fuck does this door take us then? Head Chef: NO- (loud rattling cymbal) Gordon Ramsay: oh fuck me. the lost city. restaurant is built on top of the lost city (lizard man hisses at Gordon) Gordon Ramsay: the lost lizard city. fuck me. fuck off
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Yesterday was 75 degrees. Today, I don't have power thanks to a massive blizzard and this is on my roof where the power line comes into my house. Nebraska: it isn't for everybody.
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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
lyndon johnson speech bubble saying this post
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Couldn't happen to a better guy.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Lmao, that's my rep getting roasted. Get fucked, Flood.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The problem with watching stupid commentary videos on YouTube is that I want to joke that my mom has the animal crossing of cancer, but no one is going to get the reference, lmao.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Per the oncologist, it's likely chronic lymphatic leukemia. Slow moving and manageable. So my mom has leukemia, but the good news is that she'll have it for a long time. Life is weird.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 14/03/2025
when you put the puppy killer in charge of homeland security…
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I will always love and respect USPS but good god, getting this box out took me 10 minutes. I have no idea how they even got it in there.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The joy of having an account on a website where I'm kinda just shouting into the void is that I can say stuff like this. My mom probably has leukemia.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 12/03/2025
This is Tellen. She went to work with her human today. The only agenda item on her calendar is dropping toys in the hallway until someone plays with her. 14/10
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
media.tenor.com
a hockey player wearing a bauer helmet looks to his left
Alt: Hockey player and captain of the Vencouver Canucks Quinn Hughes is in his hockey gear during a game. He is being filmed from the side and is staring straight into the void, unblinking.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Sometimes Nebraskan politicians surprise me.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Be kind to a someone today. Everyone is walking around scared. Some are right on the edge and others push it to their unconscious but no one is immune. This plane has all the makings of hell but it can be the opposite when we connect with each other
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Its wild how she can look like such a little angel baby while being such a naughty little teenager. #dogsky
A woman stands next to a young dalmatian who is staring up at her like a baby angel.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 05/03/2025
Today @smashfizzle.bsky.social shared that they want us SCARED AND ALONE, which means that to counter that strategy we must be BRAVE and IN COMMUNITY. Stop spending all of your energy keeping up with the madness, instead channel your rage into action. Do something. bsky.app/profile/itsa...
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
a cat in a tinfoil hat with the following circling him:

I wake up 
information overload
I go to sleep
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
<3
David Byrne "I would like to live in another dimension"
Space Ghost "We would all like to do something, David.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Good for you, Bonnie. That's the spirit.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Two years ago today, my husband was shot. It was an accident and he got incredibly lucky to have been shot in the thigh and not get his femoral artery nicked, but he was still shot by a family friend he knew from childhood with shitty trigger discipline. Every gun violence story since resonates.
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freya @pencilnewt.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
mackerel celebrini 🐟
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Christ almighty, that was absolutely intentional
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I’m pretty sure this is what voters want from their elected officials www.nytimes.com/2025/02/22/u...
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth
Marco Rubio trying to disappear into the couch
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Maybe they should stop using Workday to take in resumes and stop relying on AI to then filter them.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
marco rubio in a suit that's 5 sizes too big for some reasonnathan fielder in a suit that's 5 sizes too big
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I think about this headline all of the time.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
My nervous system is very sure that I am in danger. And like, yeah, it's not wrong but also, there is nothing I can do about the state of the country so how about we chill out for a bit.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 27/02/2025
touching grass is no longer enough, I need to see the wealthiest man in the world's empire of fraud reduced to ruin
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
My anxiety has been so much better the past few days but woof. Not great atm.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Someone came out of the yarn room
Black cat with a yarn label around shoulders
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I know it's naive but I'd been hoping that Germany would have seen the shit we're going through and knew to stay away from going down our path. I wanted some good to come from our shit show and, again naively, hoped that Europe would be smarter than us.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
🔥 MUST-WATCH: “They’re looking to keep more 💵 in their pockets.” @repjasmine.bsky.social says if they really cared about waste/fraud/abuse they’d start with Pentagon (Elon gets contracts from) And wouldn’t be cutting TRILLIONS in taxes for the rich.🎯 🎯 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DGbkLcQ...
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Just had an excellent interview with @advocate.com, and I really think this one is worth your time to read.
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Chris Kluwe 'figured' he would get arrested for protesting MAGA — and he'd do it again (exclusive)
Chris Kluwe, a former NFL kicker for the Minnesota Vikings, tells The Advocate about getting arrested for protesting MAGA proposals on his city council.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
My 2007 Honda Fit was a beast. I could have driven it to hell and back. You can't stop a car with a motor fit for a moped.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Ramin Djawadi didn't have to go as hard as he did with the Pacific Rim soundtrack but I'm so glad that he did.
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Kitty [FE:FW Hiatus] @glittrcrittr.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Commenters are the lifeblood of fandom. I tend to be slow to respond to them, but only because there are only so many ways to say "this made the process worth it in ways I only dreamed at my most frustrated; thank you for exploding my heart". That moment of connection is EVERYTHING
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Pritzker: If we don’t want to repeat history, then for god’s sake, in this moment, we better be strong enough to learn from it.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
newskies seeing my posts for the first time
a scene from King of the Hill. Bobby says: "This account should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance."
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Penguins memes for Pittsburgh needs @buffalosmemes.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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Kelsey Surmacz @kelseysurmacz4.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Pittsburgh and the entire hockey community have lost a legend whose voice shaped generations of Penguins hockey. More on #LetsGoPens Hall-of-Fame broadcaster Mike Lange, who passed away at the age of 76 on Wednesday night: @thehockeynews.bsky.social #NHL #THN rtb.thehockeynews.com/shortUrl/Jdl...
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The Hockey News - Breaking: Hall-Of-Fame Penguins Broadcaster Mike Lange Dies At 67
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