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Ellen

@ellsenbells.bsky.social
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She/they | bi | dalmatian owner | powerlifter | fanfic writer | midwesterner | my death before your detransition

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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I'm not sure when Paul Wall became my comfort artist while waiting for mom's cancer diagnosis to get narrowed down but what it do, baby. In my defense, 'The People's Chance' is potentially the best album to come out of Swishahouse.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
This is my first piece from a day and a half after I decided to learn to knit, lol. I've gotten a little farther today but haven't taken a pic yet.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Alf has a penis?
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
You know a physical therapist has the juice if they're a sadist. They're gonna get you better in no time flat while causing you more physical pain than any CIA interrogator.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I just watched a man add 2 45lb bumpers to a hack squat machine, add clips (?) and then just leave the gym. He didn’t even do a rep. This dude never unracks anyway but wtf
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Gordon Ramsay: yeah? and where the fuck does this door take us then? Head Chef: NO- (loud rattling cymbal) Gordon Ramsay: oh fuck me. the lost city. restaurant is built on top of the lost city (lizard man hisses at Gordon) Gordon Ramsay: the lost lizard city. fuck me. fuck off
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Yesterday was 75 degrees. Today, I don't have power thanks to a massive blizzard and this is on my roof where the power line comes into my house. Nebraska: it isn't for everybody.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
That was me and this last round of Covid. Absolutely brutal.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Nothing makes me more patriotic than LBJ loudly talking nonstop about his monster hog to anyone who would listen. 🇺🇸 🎉🎆🍆
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I want you to know that I actually cackled out loud at this
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
lyndon johnson speech bubble saying this post
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I mistakenly read this as Susan Collins for a minute and got excited that she grew a backbone.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Couldn't happen to a better guy.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
My ER nurse husband is going to psyched fo learn he has so much power.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Lmao, that's my rep getting roasted. Get fucked, Flood.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
As a Nebraskan, yeah.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Same.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Its so oddly sweet that he's familiar enough to call her Meghan.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The problem with watching stupid commentary videos on YouTube is that I want to joke that my mom has the animal crossing of cancer, but no one is going to get the reference, lmao.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Per the oncologist, it's likely chronic lymphatic leukemia. Slow moving and manageable. So my mom has leukemia, but the good news is that she'll have it for a long time. Life is weird.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 14/03/2025
when you put the puppy killer in charge of homeland security…
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I will always love and respect USPS but good god, getting this box out took me 10 minutes. I have no idea how they even got it in there.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The joy of having an account on a website where I'm kinda just shouting into the void is that I can say stuff like this. My mom probably has leukemia.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 12/03/2025
This is Tellen. She went to work with her human today. The only agenda item on her calendar is dropping toys in the hallway until someone plays with her. 14/10
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🎃EEK! IT’S ELI!👻 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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a hockey player wearing a bauer helmet looks to his left
Alt: Hockey player and captain of the Vencouver Canucks Quinn Hughes is in his hockey gear during a game. He is being filmed from the side and is staring straight into the void, unblinking.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The Bob & Brad Massage Gun is legit on parr with the theragun and for WAY less. Highly recommend.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Sometimes Nebraskan politicians surprise me.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Be kind to a someone today. Everyone is walking around scared. Some are right on the edge and others push it to their unconscious but no one is immune. This plane has all the makings of hell but it can be the opposite when we connect with each other
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Its wild how she can look like such a little angel baby while being such a naughty little teenager. #dogsky
A woman stands next to a young dalmatian who is staring up at her like a baby angel.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Okay. But the person you responded to was explicitly saying that they were lifting 4x a week. So that probably doesn't really matter here.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Sure, unless you lift heavy 4x a week and want to sustain a large muscle mass. Then you do, in fact, have to worry about protein. Hope this helps.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I'm not vegetarian but I do love shelf stable protein and man, Textured Vegetable Protein fucks hard. The Milpas brand 'soya carne' is 50kcal, 10g protein and 5g fiber. I rehydrate it, add spice and throw it into whatever I can. Plus it's pretty cheap.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
This is so in character for you, I love it.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
🥵
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Do what you want, man.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
One of my trans friends took the name that I suggested and I'm never gonna get over that high. It's like someone named a child a name I suggested but instead, it's my best friend being rad and true to himself.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
At least she wasn't making what she thought was CP into a eye catching thumbnail this time. I like Ro alot but like... I like the Ro I know through the Try Guys. Not on her own.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Its wild talking to my millennial friends about eating healthier and losing weight because holy shit, diet culture stuck with us so hard. No, you do have to eat more than 1200 calories. Don't crash diet. It's fine to eat before bed as long as you aren't binging. I ache for us.
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 05/03/2025
Today @smashfizzle.bsky.social shared that they want us SCARED AND ALONE, which means that to counter that strategy we must be BRAVE and IN COMMUNITY. Stop spending all of your energy keeping up with the madness, instead channel your rage into action. Do something. bsky.app/profile/itsa...
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
a cat in a tinfoil hat with the following circling him:

I wake up 
information overload
I go to sleep
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
<3
David Byrne "I would like to live in another dimension"
Space Ghost "We would all like to do something, David.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
RIP. Sounds like me during harvest season. Thank God for HEPA air filters and masks.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Good for you, Bonnie. That's the spirit.
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Two years ago today, my husband was shot. It was an accident and he got incredibly lucky to have been shot in the thigh and not get his femoral artery nicked, but he was still shot by a family friend he knew from childhood with shitty trigger discipline. Every gun violence story since resonates.
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freya @pencilnewt.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
mackerel celebrini 🐟
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Ellen @ellsenbells.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Christ almighty, that was absolutely intentional
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