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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒

@skeletonkeyed.bsky.social
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🔞SOMETIMES INTERACTS W/NSFW🔞NO MINORS🔞I'M SERIOUS HERE🔞 an adult ||🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️|| Joel Eriksson Ek Appreciator, Alex Nedeljkovic Enjoyer, general hockey weirdo || Fandom acct: Hannibal, hockey cards. #IzzyHands forever.

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Michael Russo @russohockey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wild defenseman Brock Faber suffered fractured skull, no timetable for return www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
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Wild defenseman Brock Faber suffered fractured skull, no timetable for return (Gift Article)
Faber took a Miro Heiskanen shot to the helmet in Friday's preseason finale.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
aaa its my birthday
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lmao you fucking SUCK, hart!!
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hockey’s back, baby
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Max Miller @real-max-miller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Captain of the #SJSharks
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🥹🦈
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Macklin Celebrini presented with the C
YouTube video by San Jose Sharks
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Max Miller @real-max-miller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All indications from this morning’s announcement of a press conference suggest Macklin Celebrini will be named the next #SJSharks captain.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Threads is Chernobyl levels of “nobody is talking about this” for things that either everyone already knows or that have not even a glancing connection with reality
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JD Young @myfryhole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ivar Stenberg hat trick too bad there has been no buzz about him 9-0 #TurnItAllTeal
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Max Miller @real-max-miller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ivar Stenberg gets a hat trick! Maybe it’s a shoe trick? Someone threw their shoe. 😂 #SJSharks
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok well i was close!!
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 25/09/2026
colorful whale sharks 🦈🌈 #art #sharks
Illustration of colorful whale sharks. Together they form the color of a rainbow. There are stars on their backs and little stars surrounding them.
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saw this yesterday
A post saying “You can tell when someone didnt eat their breakfast. Breakfastless behavior.”
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Spooky Rin Stedecore 👻🎃 🔪 @stedeco.re · 24/09/2026
I Will Never Do That
LinkedIn banner message:

LinkedIn is better on the new Windows app
Never miss a reaction or comment
[Open the app]
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IVAR STENBERG GOAL ALERT 🚨 The 2026 second overall pick's got his first of the preseason!
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Tacomaster Studios @tacomasterstudios.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
now do classical gas
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sharks have Ned tonight HI NED I MISSED YOU
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Max Miller @real-max-miller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Home sweet home. Man that center ice logo is pretty. #SJSharks
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Max Miller @real-max-miller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rosters for tonight’s #SJSharks game vs. VGK.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Brian with the text:
"There's no meme 
I noticed you've been trying really hard lately I'm so proud of you you've got this"
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“That… that can’t be you, right?” “God I hope not”
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The reviews are in
YouTube video by Minnesota Wild
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HockeyFights.com @hockeyfights.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bobby Brink vs Wyatt Kaiser Sep 21, 2026
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Bobby Brink vs Wyatt Kaiser Sep 21, 2026
Bobby Brink vs Wyatt Kaiser from the Minnesota Wild at Chicago Blackhawks game on Sep 21, 2026
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nolen @itseieio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made multiplayer Windows 98 Solitaire. It's called Solitaire Alone Together. You can play together, with the whole internet, but you can't chat or talk. solitairealonetogether.com
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i was NOT expecting that Bobby Brink fight lmao
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WOO SHORKS
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Something Awful Leper's Colony @leperscolony.pileofgarbage.net · 20/09/2026
PROBATION (6 hours) Shageletic Disrespecting the creative vision of lens flare. Leper's Colony Entry
PROBATION (6 hours)

Shageletic

Disrespecting the creative vision of lens flare.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@louceph

bethesda environmental storytelling is a skeleton holding a note that says "i hope i dont become a skeleton :("
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Michael Russo @russohockey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#mnwild lines Sturm-Stramel-N. Foligno Shaw-Haight-Gambrell Pitlick-Heidt-Kirkland Joshua-Bankier-Lorenz Maatta-Hunt Lambos-Kiersted Koser-Schmidt/Spacek Gustafsson Nyberg left skate early Pickard Giant Filip Ruzicka
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hell yeah i am PSYCHED for SHITTY PRESEASON HOCKEY to start today!!
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s so awesome that every billionaire is insanely stupid
Mark Cuban: Hey @grok, which is more likely to create a human extinction event or series of events in the next 25 years, Al or Climate Change ?
Assign a probability to each
If the answer to either is yes, do your best to put a timeline for when you think it happens
If the answer is no. Explain why
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Kis @blow-me-a-kis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This why "well its Texas" is so annoying to hear. The diversity in that UT graduation is what the South is made up of. Red states have the politics they do to supress the power of that diversity. the idea we're inherently backwards operates on a racist, queerphobic fantasy verion of the South
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
OI! IZZY CANYON! Remember that last Stands event with Con? Well, they ended up sending me two signed photos. So I'm doing a raffle. Donate $5 to Mermaids (UK) or the Transgender Law Center (US) and send me a screenshot for a chance to win! DM me for email or discord if you don't have it
Picture of Izzy sword practice shirtless signed by Con
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Had a really great-looking donut in the dream i was having and my alarm went off right before i could eat it UGH
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tweet from the federalist stinks!!!! (@rajandelman):

Me, drawing little x's and o's on a football field, indicating where I think players should hug and kiss
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
@Support

Follow

...

Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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JD Young @myfryhole.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jake Gustafson beats the buzzer for his 2nd of the period! 2-1 #TurnItAllTeal
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mammoth v Sharks time! Let's go baby Sharks!
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AAAAAHHHH
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it's time. to watch the vikings
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: YOURE PROBABLY WAY COOLER THAN HIM ANYWAY Area: Nanaimo, BC, Canada Type: Boeing 737-700 A: #a04e0d7e700 F: #ffad75d1fbf
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
kings v sharks rookie game kicked ass. two stenberg goals seconds apart. three fights, including karmanov, the 7'1" kid. insanely lopsided final score. god i missed hockey
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JD Young @myfryhole.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Karmanov fight
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
reddit.com
From the skyrim community on Reddit: You can get married to the IKEA Creation Club companion, KALLAX and it is fully accounted for with voiced lines and everything
Explore this post and more from the skyrim community
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
carrying some big leaves today!!
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♫ BUG MUSIC [NO AI] | 1 hour of silly tunes for bugs and little creatures ♪
YouTube video by sleepytime warrior
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Dial Liz-Z for Zombie (Lizzy Rose Oliver - Voice Actress) @lizzyrosevo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trying to pull this weird "AMERICA WAS TOTALLY UNITED" revisionism on 9/11 is crazy because you are saying it to generations WHO WERE FUCKING THERE!!! Unless they've been huffing paint outta Trump's ass, no one with even the vaguest memory of 9/11 is gonna believe that shit.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
why even bother making a video game when you can’t capture the full majesty of alex nedeljkovic’s eyebrows. shameful
Roster-style headshot of the NHL 27 videogsme character model of what is supposed to be goalie Alex Nedeljkovic of the San Jose Sharks in his jersey. It does not look like him.Actual roster beadshot of the actual San Jose Sharks goalie Alex Nedeljkovic in his jersey. This looks like him, because it is him.
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scwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This man won his primary by 30 points.
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Marc Quill / WON/F4W / QB1 Publishing @marcquill.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this pic is amazing
a picture of a Chicago Cubs player holding an oversized ballcap that belongs to the mascot Clark the Cub, who is standing next to the player and holding a human-sized hat.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This seems like the sort of thing Muse will get angry and write an entire album about with song titles like the Loquacity of Silence
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