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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Centre of the mewniverse I know you wanna read dis book But I am in da way Demanding that you boop my nose And worship me today Of all the heav’nly bodies That, in the sky you’ll see I’m Centre of the Mewniverse Da world revolves round me #kittyditties #catpoem #cats

Cat sat in the middle of a book about earth and the universe, requesting snugs and kisses because - THEY ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOSE WORDS YOU’RE TRYING TO READ, IDIOT HYOOMAN ACOLYTE

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Simon @ellisuk.com · 9h

You see if they used an AI voice of Arthur Lowe for Claude the AI product it may convince me to……..no I’d still be furious at it.

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Nostalgic Things @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 9h

When people talk about Claude, this is the image in my head.

CLAUDE
A CAUTIONARY TALE
FOR CARAVANNERS

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 11h

Police have released in an image of their prime suspect.

Major cocaine haul missing from court and replaced with flour

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 18h

I’ve decided for every £1k we raise, I will include an additional beloved recipe. At £6k we’re playing for my Actual Sherbet Fountain Lemon Cupcakes! (Tastes how childhood birthday excitement feels but without the crushing aftertaste of disappointment)

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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 12h

I once saw Jeffrey Bernard on Greek St, then remembered he was dead, then realised it was Peter O' Toole

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 12h

Raising a glass of Pernod, Ouzo, marmalade & salt in her honour

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 21h

Most TV is just this now.

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waltydunlop @waltydunlop.bsky.social · 23h

To be taken as and when required - Rowlf singing "What A Wonderful World" while stroking a gently sleeping puppy. One of the most downright lovely two minutes I know of. Occasionally, this puts a tear in my eye. Break glass and use if you need it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0Q-...

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The Muppet Show: Rowlf - "What a Wonderful World"

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23h

Liquid Bluesky

National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Good morning & welcome to Whiskers Wednesday Never let an opportunity pass to tell someone they matter. You never know how much they might need to hear it that day. A little appreciation can brighten someone’s whole day.

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Simon @ellisuk.com · 29/09/2026

Once again the unlimited finances of big light try and force us all into accepting football stadium type lighting for bedrooms as the norm.

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Simon @ellisuk.com · 29/09/2026

Sorry to be parochial in my priorities here but is there any chance we could rejig the schedule a bit to stop the ultimate Heat Death of this Planet first?

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dementia and Alzheimer's are absolutely devastating not only to the sufferer but for their friends and loves ones as well. Currently if it happens to your parent or partner you're effectively on your own navigating this terrible and often very expensive landscape of care.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 28/09/2026

them: what do you do? me: i’m a stockbreaker them: don’t you mean stockbroker me, smashing an oxo cube with a hammer: no

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waltydunlop @waltydunlop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"The Production Manager had been specially selected to prattle on endlessly to stunned victims of this programme. I should know - I had directed a dozen of them in the early 1960s when I was being punished by Tom Sloan, head of light entertainment, for not getting on with Benny Hill" (more)

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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

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Michael Legge @michaellegge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Enid Blyton’s got edgy.

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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

♻️ SUNDAY RECYCLING REMINDER ♻️ Please be advised that the Leftover Roast Dinner Recycling Receptacle is now OPEN. Accepted items: 🥔 left over Roast potatoes 🍗 Chicken 🥣 Gravy Simply deposit directly into the opening provided. Thank you for recycling responsibly

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Crowdfunder rewards include: - a digital download booklet of Sophie’s favourite baking recipes, including modifications, stories & apologie - personalised voice memos from the characters - limited slots for appearing in crowd scenes or having a character named after you

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sometimes when you’re evil you’re actually good. Sometimes when you’re swimming you’re actually flying. Once I was eating a gyro but I was actually winning the 1928 Olympic medal in figure skating. Oftentimes when a person poops they are in fact actually tailoring a suit.

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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[Suddenly, the dread flame of the eye of Sauron covers the landscape in greasy, dark light. Wolves howl, men weep and sweat in their beds, crops wither in the fields] F: Niles, it's for you N: Oh, hello Maris

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Simon @ellisuk.com · 26/09/2026

So can Psychopaths. NEXT QUESTION!

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Simon @ellisuk.com · 26/09/2026

Somewhere there is an insect who's hosting a dinner party going "Where the fuck has my centrepiece gone?"

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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026

Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.

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Dave Brockman 💙💛 @davebrockman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I believe this is what is referred to as the "find out" phase.

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Simon @ellisuk.com · 25/09/2026

Sorting out music for the funeral and started working on my own list. Long story short I'm stuck between having the Crossroads theme played as the coffin goes to be burned or The Crazy World of Arthur Brown with Fire.

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Simon @ellisuk.com · 25/09/2026

For crying out loud any topcoat of paint on a server should have built-in rust protection.

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Simon @ellisuk.com · 24/09/2026

Me reading your posts

Rowan Atkinson on Not The Nine O’Clock News playing a government spokesman looking at the latest unemployment figures and saying “oh god, oh god!!!”

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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.

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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss

ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss

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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just saw someone referring to Daniel Thomas's Patriot Platform Blackshorts army as his "PeePee Boys" and I feel this should stick.

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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it's only 'Rogue AI' if it's from Mass Effect, if it's happening anywhere else it's just sparkling idiocy

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

20 minutes late. Pushed a fascist under the train at Oxted.

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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Stop holding the tiny clip mic, you fucking idiots. You look like you don’t know what you’re doing.

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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Metadata, Lattes & Impostor Syndrome) @hannahshelley.site · 23/09/2026

Why is Bart Simpson texting me from a payphone?

A text from a payphone service: WHICH WAY DOES THE WATER FLOW IN YOUR TOILET? [Redacted phone number] - No reply only call back allowed.

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Simon @ellisuk.com · 22/09/2026

Worst remake ever of Point Break just dropped.

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They only hand out 3 2:1s each year

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Simon @ellisuk.com · 22/09/2026

Watching The Main Chance from Yorkshire TV in the late 60's / 70's and going at a jaunty lively pace until mid 70's when like other shows from YTV Hadleigh and Justice it all becomes dark with the characters personal relationships. I have one question: was everything OK at home for YTV staff?

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Simon @ellisuk.com · 22/09/2026

Top 5 albums when I was 18 (1993) 1 Bat out of Hell II - Meatloaf 2 Red Shoes - Kate Bush 3 Full Moon, Dirty Hearts - Inxs 4 One Woman, The Ultimate Collection- Diana Ross 5 So Close - Dina Carroll

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