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Yes but with your spelling history i'm amazed you didn't put an e instead of the i in pigging and get a whole new set of weirdos.

I think Peter Jackson put it the most succinctly when he said that DW fans were a bit more intense than Tolkien fans (IIRC).

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There's a new Mariokart?

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My twin passions come together: Shite Current and Ex Tech Senior Staff eulogising AI probably due to their shares being at risk combined with a fan outrage for everyone's favourite Time Travelling Tosspot* *Tosspot meant in an alliterative and affectionate way.

NO I WILL NOT SUPPORT NATIONALISING WHATEVER PART OF GREGG WALLACE YOU MISSED OUT THE COMMA FOR AND THE DESCRIPTION OF!

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waltydunlop @waltydunlop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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To be taken as and when required - Rowlf singing "What A Wonderful World" while stroking a gently sleeping puppy. One of the most downright lovely two minutes I know of. Occasionally, this puts a tear in my eye. Break glass and use if you need it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0Q-...

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The Muppet Show: Rowlf - "What a Wonderful World"

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Good morning & welcome to Whiskers Wednesday Never let an opportunity pass to tell someone they matter. You never know how much they might need to hear it that day. A little appreciation can brighten someone’s whole day.

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Awwww that makes me feel really …… *reads to the end* terribly depressed.

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Once again the unlimited finances of big light try and force us all into accepting football stadium type lighting for bedrooms as the norm.

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sorry to be parochial in my priorities here but is there any chance we could rejig the schedule a bit to stop the ultimate Heat Death of this Planet first?

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Dementia and Alzheimer's are absolutely devastating not only to the sufferer but for their friends and loves ones as well. Currently if it happens to your parent or partner you're effectively on your own navigating this terrible and often very expensive landscape of care.

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Grafitti saying "Les Dennis is coming for all you cunts"

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I told you at the time I am not paying you £20,000 for you to sing "you've lost the loving feeling" at Charles and Di's divorce.

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*hands @tedmaul.bsky.social the audiobook for 'The Art of The Deal'*

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Simon @ellisuk.com · 28/09/2026

*points at @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social Bluesky feed* "So there's the working out and that'll be £12,000 in consultancy fee's" 🫴

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Depends what productivity you’re talking about. The floofy purring cuddles index of productivity for you is through the roof at the moment.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 28/09/2026

them: what do you do? me: i’m a stockbreaker them: don’t you mean stockbroker me, smashing an oxo cube with a hammer: no

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Simon @ellisuk.com · 28/09/2026

Yep it’s amazing how much zombie licensing costs.