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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Playing around with the new Caran d'Ache Neocolour II Wax Pastels!
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026
hello. i am the creator of relatively well-liked niche social media website. i despise the teeming masses of freaks that make up my user base. it could be a great website if i could only ban everyone from it
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You may not like it, but this is true innovation. Experts believed it wasn't possible for Facebook Marketplace to be a bigger waste of time than it already is - but thanks to Muse AI, we're developing new and exciting new ways to fuck people around.
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Private citizen Andrew Burnham (glasses off, sensible M&S weekend sweater& jeans) condemns these attacks. PM Andy Burnham is powerless or unwilling to oppose them.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If your favorite podcasts are not made by "a couple guys," I am afraid I have very little respect for you. This is an art form that can only excel in the hands of weird freaks
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rudely cutting off someone in a meeting as they start to pitch using AI for visuals with a cheery, slightly-too-loud "You know, I'm actually a professional Graphic Designer!"
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tech execs want us all to be as helpless and incompetent as they are, but they’re leaving out the part where they pay people to tend to their every need—not dipshit robots that constantly drop the ball
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Our media has decided to make you loathe the man on the Lifeboat penny box that your grandmother let you put her shopping change into as a child. As far as anyone can tell they are basically doing this as a flex to see if they can.
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sabotaging an RNLI boat at sea should see you tried under an austere Nautical Law not used since 1750
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This was absolutely phenomenal: a must-read for fans of classic forum-style Creepypasta who want something that feels more contemporary.
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NHS Trusts love to be like "Please book a slot in advance through our Online Booking System" and then be like "HEY GIRL can you get here in 10 minutes??!?"
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*gripping a usb hard drive and pretending to wrestle with it* guys help i got skynet trapped in here. bail me out quick
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I went to the 𝐹𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑦 art shop in town yesterday and, though it was a lovely experience, it was also a reminder of how art school nearly gave me an anxiety disorder lmao
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I really don't have a better theory of this than positing mass psychological insecurity, as in the reply post. It is just bizarre to watch our liberal centre roll over and act supine for people *who fucking hate them and will destroy them if ever they get the chance*.
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As close to this as a real-world poll is likely to get
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AI "whistleblower:" We have invented magic. It's freaking me out how good our magic is. I am an evil sorcerer. Tech press: My God... why would he lie about this
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Therapist: can you point to which page of The Usborne World of the Unknown: Ghosts book which explains why youre like this? Me: this one
A terrifying illustration of a one eyed dog on the moors or some other grassy place. Spittle pours out of its sharp toothed mouth. Text label is too small for me to read on my phone without specs.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i'm sure this will be universally equally enforced for everyone and not just whatever special little birthday boy is saying some stupid shit and getting ratioed
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Getting ready to head into Central London on a Bank Holiday Friday when half of the underground is severely delayed and there's a huge fire on the edge of town
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
he knows he's got 2 years left, tops, of having hair, then he has to start a podcast called the rest is hogwarts
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 26/08/2026
Just saw Facebook antivaxxers speculating that 80-year-old Dolly Parton’s death was hastened by the COVID vaccine she helped fund the development of and received—half a decade ago—and am thinking about how the past decade spent catering to these people has been nothing but a waste of time.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hard to say you were "smeared as a racist" when you're out there saying Black people are inherently inferior under your own government name, even before we get to the whole "whipping up a digital lynch mob" thing
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
WSJ giving Cofnas a platform to insist that he's just a brave truth teller but also a small bean birthday boy. People should lose their jobs over this.
WSJ piece from Nathan Cofnas: "How I Became the Scapegoat in the Jason Arday Affair
Thave been smeared as a racist and threatened with violence. My university suspended me. All I did was tell the truth."
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Gift @giftmacher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Absolutely peak British media this, "I the deserving, you the fucking pig people". Say what you like about Marie Antoinette, she at least thought the poor should have cake. Weapons grade amounts of self regard and misanthropy
Screen shot of Julie Burchill with the headline "I deserve every penny of my PIP – most people don’t" and the sub
"Julie Burchill: I spend my PIP on the expensive business of being disabled".
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
To make the argument "do you think your job is special and deserves special safeguards versus the march of progress?" really glosses over both the vast swathe of negative externalities AND the fact that this new miracle technology doesn't actually fucking do anything worthwhile in the first place
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Criminal prosecutions for everyone working at OFWAT
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Benjamin Tausig @burrata.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Is “scholar” what we call someone who would suggest such a thing? Is “work” the best word to describe what they produce? Might these details suggest a different overall framing of what happened?
“It was written by a scholar known for work suggesting that Black people were genetically predisposed to be less intelligent than white people.”
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So are we going to talk about the fact that Andy Burnham did all that just to send us a push notification about "Don't use a disposable Barbeque!"
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Rivoluzionario della melanzana @caponatacommie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The refusal to nationalise water is comedic at this stage, Iike they're literally refusing to do it cos of ideology which is failing + it so obvious to see, so this continuous contorting to keep it privatised. Even tory voters back water in public hands, only people that don't are our politicians.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Kirk’s boss at the cracker factory 

MAYBE PEOPLE ARE ON THREADS, WE DONT KNOW.
FRANKLY, WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
IT'S A MARKET WE CAN DO
WITHOUT
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Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Charlie Brooker: Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Spooky AI Story That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 05/08/2026
a lot of talk about people getting more insane but nobody willing to link it to the day in middle school when we were led into a cave to glimpse our future self and decide whether or not we believed in determinism. sometimes I think I’m still back there. what “choice” did I make?
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He's about to Introduce Epstein Associates to his government. Maybe he'll even bring Mandelson back?
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The UK's Track & Trace programme was a huge success in terms of job creation. The fact that it was a colossal public health failure, wildly expensive, and a cover for kickbacks to private industry wouldn't register here, I guess.
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animal from the international network @animalonline.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the thing about doing unprompted apologies instead of just weathering the backlash is that if they were going to sue you anyway, now they have a document you created that admits some level of wrongdoing
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The reason people ACTUALLY go on holiday is that domestic tourism in the UK is 1) shit, 2) catastrophically expensive and 3) utterly incapable of scaling for demand
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Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Important anti fascist skill to learn is being brave enough to yell "shut the fuck up" at someone in public
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Maybe because I'm a stupid American, but I've never understood how all these investigations into MPs automatically stop when they resign, then spend a few years infecting some other domain with absurd reactionary nonsense funded by dark money and then they eventually return as a Peer
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Your only choices when comparison shopping are: 𝗦𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $230 Take a walk on these clouds and we know you’ll see: Comfort has a new name. It’s Style. 𝗧𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗖𝗼𝘇𝘆 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $13 Do not allow in baby crib
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love dealing with Canva Support. What do you mean, your company is on Perth, WA time and has precisely 1hr of overlap with UK office hours?
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My popular account "Pile-driver noise with snatches of Dubstep" has won the prestigious TikTok Award for "Best Content To Play Out Loud On A Crowded Train"
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elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This graph feels, if anything, too optimistic for the Coal Industry lmao
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