elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 4hA new all-timer, honestly. Great work ❤️ 010
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 4h(yelling at my phone six months into the mustard tournament arc) DIJON?! Fucking DIJON?! Over Honey Mustard? Come on!!! 010
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 14hI truly feel like the biggest impact of Tesla has just been to demonstrate to the industry that Auto Manufacture Regulators are completely fucking toothless. What do you mean, "No Rear Window"? How are they gonna Jaws of Life the roof off if you get in a major crash? 000
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026(Tearing up three layers of carpet and underlay to reveal some bland, unornamented hallway tiles) Oh my godddd you guuuuys. I'm in love??? 000
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026(Hiding my very obvious disappointment) Wow. Can you believe these are the original, real wood spindles? I love how clearly mass-produced and cheap they look. 100
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026New favourite thing on Instagram is "House Renovator dramatically uncovering a very mediocre period feature". Many such cases! 120
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Idiots loved the Magna Carta because they think it's a magic document that gives them permission to ignore any laws they don't like. The Bayeux Tapestry shows, in clear pictures anyone can understand, England absolutely eating shit. Not remotely comparable. 010
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The whole Bayeux Tapestry thing just feels completely unmoored from reality because there's this huge media push to make it a Right Wing touchstone like the Magna Carta, but nobody outside of that gives a shit 110
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Playing around with the new Caran d'Ache Neocolour II Wax Pastels! 000
Reposted by @elliotbaggott.bsky.socialmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026hello. i am the creator of relatively well-liked niche social media website. i despise the teeming masses of freaks that make up my user base. it could be a great website if i could only ban everyone from it 843156
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I love the bitty little Solar Panel here. Like yeah, this thing is designed to taunt god and tank 300 Million Volts, but it doesn't USE any of that power. It runs off pocket calculator tech. 080
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*staring contentedly into the bag* I'm sorry, could you repeat that last part? I was lost in peaceful contemplation. 011
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The deeply weird way it apologizes makes my skin crawl each and every time. 040
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Meta Engineers believe their frontier model will soon be capable of typing 30,000 "Is thsi item stil avalabfe" messages a second, and deploying insulting lowball offers at unprecedented speed. 000
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You may not like it, but this is true innovation. Experts believed it wasn't possible for Facebook Marketplace to be a bigger waste of time than it already is - but thanks to Muse AI, we're developing new and exciting new ways to fuck people around. 110
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Private citizen Andrew Burnham (glasses off, sensible M&S weekend sweater& jeans) condemns these attacks. PM Andy Burnham is powerless or unwilling to oppose them. 021
Reposted by @elliotbaggott.bsky.socialGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 204190235429
Reposted by @elliotbaggott.bsky.socialTom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If your favorite podcasts are not made by "a couple guys," I am afraid I have very little respect for you. This is an art form that can only excel in the hands of weird freaks 818939
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Food photography is one of those areas where it's like... ok but there are LAWS for this stuff. Like actual laws that dictate how you present food visually for sale. And it's insane to see them flouted so blatantly 040
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*Defensively* Well, of course you didn't notice anything wrong with the weather. You were heading to the venue from the Sou'Westerlies 000
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Totally agree. I think the best way to deal with the multiple meta-layers (Zampanó, Johnny Truant, etc.) would be to have them run as a kind of ARG outside the main film. Like a Film YouTuber who starts out analysing the early trailers and publicly spirals into insanity fact checking minor details 010
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Rudely cutting off someone in a meeting as they start to pitch using AI for visuals with a cheery, slightly-too-loud "You know, I'm actually a professional Graphic Designer!" 000
Reposted by @elliotbaggott.bsky.socialNathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026tech execs want us all to be as helpless and incompetent as they are, but they’re leaving out the part where they pay people to tend to their every need—not dipshit robots that constantly drop the ball 311715
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Kinda stunning that the curtain-opening animation immediately and obviously fucks up and STAYS FUCKED UP throughout the entire animation, as they cut back to it multiple times 020
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Labour have clearly signalled they would lock up every Green supporter as Hamas-loving Terrorists before submitting to a "Progressive Coalition", yet Wishcasting outcome this is considered sensible. 020
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Our media has decided to make you loathe the man on the Lifeboat penny box that your grandmother let you put her shopping change into as a child. As far as anyone can tell they are basically doing this as a flex to see if they can. 000
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026They could come down on this with atomising force if they chose to. The longer it's allowed to go on, the more they look like his supporters. 000
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Listen. We're obviously not thrilled about the bit about "his tar-ſoaked corpſe to be diſplayed upon the Citie gate aſ a warning to other traitors and Spaniardſ". Not least because that's the Financial District now. But rules are rules. 000
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Under the auspices of the Protection of Veſſelſ of the Crowne Act (1702), "Danny Tommo" has been sentenced to hang in a metal cage on a dismal part of the Thames Estuary until the tide comes in. We were surprised too, but that's what it says right here. 110
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sabotaging an RNLI boat at sea should see you tried under an austere Nautical Law not used since 1750 100
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Worst thing about Britain is knowing everything is corrupt and decaying and stupid and that YOU COULD DO IT SO MUCH BETTER if you really wanted to commit to evil 050
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm more just shocked they're not smarter about this. Like if you locked in a brand deal to put a mini Tesco in each estate you'd be raking it in. Throw in some twee "Village Shop" styling to the facade and our Press would be eating out of your hand 130
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's impractical to focus on building an affordable high speed rail system. We should focus on practical concerns that we CAN affect, like dimming the total output of our star, the sun. 010
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This was absolutely phenomenal: a must-read for fans of classic forum-style Creepypasta who want something that feels more contemporary. 010
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The reason the NHS is so anti- handing out ADHD meds is because, when medicated, you immediately start recognising the chaos caused by undiagnosed people around you, especially in healthcare settings 000
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026NHS Trusts love to be like "Please book a slot in advance through our Online Booking System" and then be like "HEY GIRL can you get here in 10 minutes??!?" 110
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Games are Fantasies" mmmm ok well, dragons aside, the most detailed fantasy here appears to be that I give in to the big red STEAL? prompt that I see hovering over every item in the world and the entire town comes together to beat me up, oh nooooo 041
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I read this as an artistic choice from the game designer, who I believe to be an incredibly anxious repressed kleptomaniac, with a dash of humiliation kink thrown in. 110
Reposted by @elliotbaggott.bsky.socialshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026*gripping a usb hard drive and pretending to wrestle with it* guys help i got skynet trapped in here. bail me out quick 122015242
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Lebron's Problematic Egyptology Phase" is such a good Twitter screen name for a certain kind of shit poster circa 2018 060
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They literally hired a Mosely to run their UK PR and our government is still in denial about them being Fascist shitheads 010
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's crazy how we're 15 years into the moderation discourse and the best anyone can come up with is STILL "give the computer a list of swears and heavily biased "bad words" and have it block indiscriminately". 020
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Patient flat lining and the surgeon tears open a massive sealed plastic packet that reads "STERILE Ethereal Lasso, 5m, Nylon/Cotton blend" 082
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It is really fucking funny that having bluffed about kicking him out of their stadiums (let's be honest, was Kraft actually gonna turn down that much money?) the tour is now poised to collapse and cost EVERYONE way more 020
Reposted by @elliotbaggott.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay 188113541913
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I heard he moves like the Jason and the Argonauts skeletons, sound effects and all. 020
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Everybody talks about art as a fun relaxing hobby for amateurs. Nobody talks about the various cognitohazards (Material Fetishisms, Colour Obsession, Perfect White Derangement Syndrome) waiting to ensnare young minds at the semi-pro level. 011
elliotbaggott.bsky.social @elliotbaggott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026*GLAMOROUS BUT COLD SHOP ASSISTANT*: These paints will crack if mixed with those. Those colours fade in sunlight. This over here goes muddy and curdles quickly - this causes skin burns, that is poison if inhaled. And, of course (GESTURING, SIGHING) everything you see here is £42 per tube. 110
