Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 10hcooking hacks: everyone knows nachos are unhealthy. well throw a little lettuce under there, now it's a taco salad. salads are healthy 180
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 10hone big political problem is liberals are always looking for conflicts to be over, and conservatives thrive on conflict liberals saw Roe and Obergefell as the end of the fight, conservatives saw them as the beginning of the fight 1295
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 10hgot in line for concert tickets the second they were available, wait for 5 hours, they sold out (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 020
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 15hin 2000 even before the recounts (though also during the recounts) Katherine Harris was going county by county instructing them to have different standards for accepting ballots, but sure a few tens of thousand more votes for Gore and they would've said "gosh we give up" 090
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 16hsome people are so bad and influential that there's a backlash that brings some good into the world. hitler etc then there's people with so little macro-level impact you can be sure the world would be a 100% better place if they never existed 020
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 17htechnically you could do down every person in the world and assign them some share of blame for a politician getting elected based on "failed to carry out a successful plot on that politicians life" but if people want to demand you talk about the people ranked 200 to 6 million on that list, well, 020
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 17hTrump is the avatar of extreme narcissism but I always think of David Brooks's column saying "nobody talks about music or books anymore," just an incapability to imagine that "a person who isn't david brooks" exists 080
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 17hVinyl mode sounds really good but if you use the 15-sec rewind or rast forward buttons you damage your song forever 040
Reposted by Fuzzy MikeFuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It came in like estradiol It made a hit in my self love All I wanted was a dick and balls 001
Reposted by Fuzzy MikeFuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 24/02/2025reminds me of when my college did an anti-rape presentation that had a section with the premise that some men just don't know that having sex with a sleeping girl or a girl who says no but doesn't violently fight back is rape it bothered me because there isn't a man who doesn't know that's not ok 262
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i'm still wrapping my head around this merger actually being allowed to go forward. ok sure everybody currently in any position to stop it is an evil asshole who is best friends with the stakeholders BUT STILL 0131
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i keep seeing casino apps portraying their own customers as brainless gambling obsessed zombies with no thoughts other than their next bet, but happy about that 150
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't remember this reaction from conservatives when Fox ran a huge package about a rich white obama-loving lobster-eating surfer bum living on welfare (who turned out to be a right wing activist playing the part) conservatives really are getting more nazi 040
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026remembering how Alec Baldwin won actual awards for his godawful Trump impersonation 171
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"i don't know a single thing about anything but that doesn't stop me from opining on all of it. this is my DEFENSE of myself because the truth is worse" 090
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026not just in relation to social media assholes, but in general, including political policy, "the world is getting worse, so we have to also get worse to meet it where it is" is the actual opposite of an idea that makes sense 0112
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026with weird al all but touring full time a major avenue for discovering what are the recent popular songs is closed off 161
Reposted by Fuzzy Mikediva of dispair!! 🍉 @morrikyu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026CHAT I MADE AN INSANE DISCOVERY THE GUY WHO WROTE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS ALSO WROTE THE SONG PLAYED IN THE DARKSTALKERS OVA ENDING 151279487
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i would argue people with familiarity with a #1 song, or the #1 nyt bestseller book, or the #1 best selling video game; are all actually in an extreme minority that could more accurately be described as a bubble 0140
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026guy who writes for Car and Driver magazine, paying attention to car things, as their literal job: "it begs the imagination that any of these coastal elites ACTUALLY hasn't heard of the Duramax 8.3L Turbo-Diesel V8 engine, " 0120
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026obviously elites and media have never needed an excuse to engage in bigotry, but i genuinely am starting to wonder how much it's not even an elite fixation but only four or five billionaires who HATE trans people making it everyone's problem 0161
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i keep thinking of more games i want to put in but i think this is a good mix of games Significant to me 010
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"statistical impossiblity" is a phrase that sounds smart and mathy and analytical to dumb people and means "what i am saying is complete bullshit" 100% of the time it's used 040
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026if he didn't explicitly mention gaza or trans people you know he doesn't mean a fucking word of this 1192
Reposted by Fuzzy MikeMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026As usual the actual story here is about the vast "Why I Left The Left" media apparatus. Someone like Barker would never have received attention like this if she had remained a Democrat. 2182166
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026it is 2026 and she thinks these stories make her look good instead of like a racist idiot 090
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the history of post-WW2 really is America, both in defeat and victory, always refusing to accept terms that are more generous than they have a right to expect, choosing global destruction over the idea that their enemy could claim to have won even a single minor concession 061
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026all the people who have spent a decade whining about online mobs sure are enthusiastic about sending a mob after a complete rando lesbian bar patron and a complete rando baseball dad 180
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026one problem with "vote blue no matter who" and "harm reduction" is that it's unquestionable we'd be in a better country right now if bill clinton and biden lost, and it's possible the same is true for Obama 292
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hot take: access to the WH is a privilege and just because bad presidents will manage it for evil doesn't change that. and Democrats SHOULD blacklist actual fake news like Fox 1141
Reposted by Fuzzy MikeJW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se... 3233871259
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"They built a wall? a wall you can see from the fucking sky?" 081
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026in most in person interviews ive been to the first thing they do is offer you water or sometimes even coffee. that gives them power over you. like the donut interrogation scene in Transformers. if you bring your own drink you deny them that, and they get mad 020
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Donald Trump has always been a bad politician and weak candidate who has never had a mandate, but Clinton and Harris were the two worst campaigns in this country's history 2111
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026there's always been weird and often contradictory "interview advice" and i have become convinced it's a deliberate effort by capital to beat down and stress out jobseekers 1412
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my secret shame is while i absolutely adore basically all the prestige tv shows, breaking bad, sopranos, oz, the wire, succession; i don't get Mad Men at all. didn't engage me in the slightest 230
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the thing they actually don't tell you is teenage girls went nuts over the Monkees even moreso than the beatles 130
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the benefit of snail mail was that your address was in the corner so you saw it when you put it in the mailbox and knew which house to go back to 0120
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026where this analogy breaks down is that "no broken windows policing" doesn't mean "don't arrest murderers and cannibals either" which is the current policy of the DOJ regarding white collar crime 1133
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"stay at home parent" here doesn't refer to her employment status it means she never leaves her house 070
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026in fact one of the real problems on "the left" from chuck schumer down to communist bsky posters is an attitude of "this problem is so awful, someone else should do something about it" 072
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026oh dang it must be September (in case it's not clear the joke is he does this routine approximately once a year) 0130
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026there are Democratic voters who aren't enthusiastic about AES or dislike him but want an excuse to vote for him. I think Harris reaches those people. this isn't a campaigning with Cheney situation 170
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the press corps must institute a rule that all press conferences and media interviews with this and future presidential administrations should only be conducted with a judge present and under oath 030
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026not all of silicon valley is bad! there are many silicon valley "good cops" if you were, who merely praise and cover up for the bad ones 2141
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026alleged doctor has never heard of a "deductible" or a "copay" 070
Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's wild to look back and see that I think 2024 was the first Democratic ticket since Roe to not have someone who is either at best a squish on abortion rights or concretely prolife 140
![sadie's insane text messages on discord read:
CHAT, I'VE MADE AN INSANE FUCKING DISCOVERY.
I'M REWARCHING THR DARKSTALKERS OVA.
...which is peak by the way
AND THE END CREDITS COME UP, AS USUAL
[a link to "the trouble man" by ekichi yazawa on youtube]
"the trouble man" by ekichi yazawa
it's a rock song to be paired with the darkstalkers characters plastered on guitars because it's fucking cool, not terribly deep. cool rock song, cool visuals, all it wanted to be.
BUT EIKICHI YAZAWA DIDN'T WRITE THE SONG on his own](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mzhwnxgtbt7qzx7zypmv7ost/bafkreiab5so5fskgjb5ujwpddkzeyrw3mjskgtqdf6ogpytzwfoxwweoue)
![andrew gold helped. (photo credit of the writerz being listed on genius)
and do you know what fucking song he wrote a year before in 1996?
[insert a link to "spooky scary skeletons" by andrew gold on youtube]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mzhwnxgtbt7qzx7zypmv7ost/bafkreib22ampp4qznxzkpfb6nwsi3d7njjqfp752q6edcgmrocd63i5z5u)
