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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

i want my friends to remember me fondly. and my enemies to remember me as The Creature

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Stephen Georg @stephenge.org · 28/03/2025

I paid $6.69 for 18 eggs, which is a lot, but once you remember that we live in hell it feels like a great deal

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

what the fuck is going on anymore

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katyperry If you had told me that I would be part of the first ever all-female crew in space, I would have believed you
Nothing was beyond my imagination as a child. Although we

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JP Antifa @jasonpaul.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I never thought the end would be soul crushingly stupid.

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Stephen Georg @stephenge.org · 20/02/2025

Lord grant me the same confidence as an elderly woman in the dealership waiting area who lets her phone finish ringing on max volume after glancing at it and muttering, “hell no” under her breath.

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ceej @ceej.online · 19/02/2025

in terms of professions that do indeed owe you something, politician is actually one of the big ones

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Nancy in the House of Leaves

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR." The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Philly is a special place because, win or lose, something will definitely be set on fire

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

It’s easy to think of all government spending as inherently wasteful if your definition of waste is “money that I don’t get to have, personally”

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 25/01/2025

"Things might be tough but it's great for artists! They'll create more!" You might not believe me but going through a lifetime's worth of stress Every Single Week for years and years- is actually not the optimal set of circumstances that inspires artists to create

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

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Ellie @ellieatbakerstreet.bsky.social · 20/03/2024

Who in this spinning globe of chaos called the world would want a lavender Peep??

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Ellie @ellieatbakerstreet.bsky.social · 06/03/2024

I did not know it was possible to be allergic to the little sticky EKG tabs but I have vividly found this out in the form of postage-shaped hives everywhere I had a lead.

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Ellie @ellieatbakerstreet.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

Absurd amount of pride at hearing the med tech say I was her favorite patient of the day. Feel as though I won “going to the specialist’s office,” something it is both normal and reasonable to strive for. My body may be a junkyard collection of faulty parts, but I can be patient and make you laugh.

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Ellie @ellieatbakerstreet.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

It seems a cruel prank to make the dissolvable anti-nausea medicine mixed berry flavor. Trying not to vomit at work? Suck on this melty version of La Croix.

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Ellie @ellieatbakerstreet.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

My alarm clock is going to die a painful electronic death if it keeps creaking on my headboard every time I move in bed.

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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

seeing people lamenting folks leaving twitter like it's somehow important to be there when they're really saying "you should be shouting into my preferred void, not this new void"

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Ellie @ellieatbakerstreet.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

Exclamation points in written sex scenes should be banned. I would run for governor on this platform alone.

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dr. bitch @borzoilover47.bsky.social · 16/09/2023

sorry man i can’t hang out i need to lay down and feel weird for the rest of the night

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Ellie @ellieatbakerstreet.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

I used a different kind of mouthwash this morning and now my mouth tastes like I sucked off a dying mint plant in the middle of the Serengeti

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/09/2023

my favorite Miss Manners column (from 2002) was on my fridge for years and it finally gave up the ghost. found it to print it out again, and it seemed selfish not to share.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: A couple of years ago, my wife and I attended the wedding of two people who had been friends of ours for years. One year ago, the woman left the man for another man. We heard all about it from the man but heard nothing from the woman as we live in separate towns.
We received a Christmas package from the woman who made no reference to her infidelity -- an act that affected all who were friends of the pair.
I felt the need to thank her for the gift and card, but I didn't feel as if I should ignore the issue of her leaving her husband. In the end, I wrote a thank-you note and told her what I thought of the situation -- not in excoriating terms but in bluntly honest ones. Was this boorish?
GENTLE READER: Yes. Had you wished to register your disapproval you could have written her a dry letter of thanks; had you wished to register extreme disapproval, you could have returned the present. Miss Manners is afraid that “Thanks, slut," is not a proper communication.

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Ellie @ellieatbakerstreet.bsky.social · 05/09/2023

Going to build cry breaks into my schedule, like naps for a toddler, except it’ll be 10 minutes of me ugly crying in the afternoon five days per week between patients.

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Ellie @ellieatbakerstreet.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

Things I did on this long weekend: - Spectacularly fuck up a batch of cookies - Read voraciously, like I was 10 years old again - Eat my weight in chicken BBQ - A solitary load of laundry - Legos - Meet with a friend who needed help Things I did not do: - Charting - Anything remotely productive

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Ellie @ellieatbakerstreet.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

Rewatching Broadchurch for the third time and it still gives me the chills.

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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

when you quit an app it’s best to keep your account active but delete all your posts except one reading “croatoan”

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Ellie @ellieatbakerstreet.bsky.social · 15/08/2023

If I had a nickel for every time someone in a professional setting said to me “I don’t like your face,” I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice. Specifically, “I don’t like your face.” The fuck am I supposed to do with that? Apologize?

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Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

every time i say my cat’s name she looks at me like i just told her that her husband died at sea

A little white cat looking concerned on a blanket

A little white cat looking concerned on a chair

A little white cat looking concerned on a chair, again

A little white cat looking concerned on a bath tub

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Ellie @ellieatbakerstreet.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

I think that lying naked on the bed and singing from memory “I am the very model of a modern major general” is a perfectly normal way to spend an evening, actually.

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