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Elihu Aran

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12/08/2024
You can't be mean to me I'm just a
A cat sticking out of a baby clothing of some kind, not sure what just one baby clothing but it's tag is on the cat's forehead and it reads, BABY OOOOO TINY BABY up to 3kgs
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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EVR//DFT @everdrift.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
≽^>⩊<^≼ nya! ~ I am the wweapon of VI, owo! - I hope this flops.
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now keeping this on speed-dial
Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
💙🩷🛶🩷💙
a meme set in a fake screenshot of chrono trigger says "transgender people and immigrants are not at the root of any problem that we face in this country and I will not be tricked into thinking otherwise"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#zohranMamdaniSavedDestiny2
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jim'llpaintit
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬
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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO
News channel fb post: The Little Tikes Company is giving some of its most popular toys a modern makeover, launching a collection which "reimagines the brand's best-selling classics in a sophisticated, trend-forward palette of soft neutrals designed to complement today's homes."


Photos show typical toddler toys such as the table, wagon, and car, but now made with no colors.
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Elihu Aran @elihuaran.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Someone messed up because the credits needle drop isn't Time Bomb by Rancid, like the subtitles suggest lololol #reacher
An end credit card for an episode of Reacher, with subtitles captioned for the credits needle drop. The credit says "Starring Alan Ritchson"; the Credit says "[♪ Rancid plays 'Time Bomb'] / ♪ Black coat, white shoes ♪"
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Puppy moment
drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "Puppy want a treat? Puppy want a break from it all"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026
what if a man was Large but also Woke but also Incredibly Violent it’s really the perfect bluesky show
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I know directors who use subtlety and they're all cowards
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/09/2026
coyote vs acme was pretty decent but by the fourth gratuitous sex scene i was kind of over it
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hi everyone I hope you’re having a good day I just wanna let you guys know I’ve been laughing at this image for almost 24 hours straight
Kept you waiting cuh
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Vampire Survivors 🧄 @vampire.poncle.games · 02/09/2026
🩸 BLOOD FOR THE BLOODMOON 🩸 the Bloodmoon demands a sacrifice & we want to reward you 🫵 📅 show up to give blood between Sept 2nd - Sept 30th ✅ submit proof 🎁 get a key for Vampire Survivors + Legacy of the Bloodmoon, while supplies last #BloodForTheBloodmoon
An image that shows Vampire Survivors: Legacy of the Bloodmoon key art, at the top there is a blood dripping logo that reads: "Blood for the Bloodmoon" and text at the bottom of the image which reads: "Give blood. Get a free bundle. Sept 2 - Sept 30". At the bottom there is the Vampire Survivors Legacy of the Bloodmoon logo.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Right?!?!
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Friday night
Friday
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pizza Time Catlin, IL
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official gogurt @gogurtofficial.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
tits out for dolly
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My favorite Dolly Parton meme.
A twitter interaction where someone posted a photo of Dolly Parton looking hot as hell in black and red lingerie. Someone else replies to the photo with "Well then wha the hell did Jolene look like???"
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wii Mii Plaza lobby without a Peter Griffin or Darth Vader, which is weird 

The text: not a cell phone in sight. just people living in the moment
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
may allegations of secret Italian heritage chase Mamdani for the rest of his days
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pallas's cats stalking prey always look like they're trying to get invited to a party but are too shy to just ask if they can come
Pallas kitten looking out from large pipePallas kitten peeping from behind something Pallas kitten on the prowl
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
[getting sucked off] oh…oh geez…. holy cow
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AmericanTruckSongs10 @ethangach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Instant regret
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nancy 8/21/26
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
reminder
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Remy LeBeau is French for Remy The Boyfriend.
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 16/08/2026
FAMILY ALL DAY
a cadre of dominic torettos
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
literally balls from a dick
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Moth-lissa Louise 💀🎃🦇 @emoseal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gonzo
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Weed strain you buy from a guy that’s mainly an assistant manager at GameStop that 70% seeds.
Looks like you might need some of the Goron "special
"special crop!" That's
all I have to tell you!
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blue hair white pronouns @loserloser.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
(coughing up blood) wasted again by the margaritavillains...... and their lost shaker assault....
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mr. kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
inside you are three wolves
autism, pokemon, jimmy buffett
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Winning the Harry Potter intellectual property in an Infowars style lawsuit and instantly putting gender affirming magic into the lore. Ollivanders started selling magic pussies out the back.
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【Naru the Ghost 👻】 @narumynatsue.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I tried to draw it in the style of Naoki Urasawa sensei!
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