Reposted by Ned Ehrbarsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Californians of course pay the most federal income tax of any state population on an aggregate basis and I think the fifth most on a per capita basis. 301155172
Reposted by Ned EhrbarGlen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Linus piously Jesus-shames the Peanuts gang about the true meaning of Christmas but three months earlier he was attempting to indoctrinate Sally into his pagan gourd sex cult. 18742134
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 19/12/2024In 2024, I got to see Magnetic Fields, Soul Coughing, LCD Soundsystem and They Might Be Giants live in NYC, and I realized my preferred genre of music has always been nerdy NY punks. 040
Reposted by Ned EhrbarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/12/2024You walk in and it’s like “that’s right, no more alcohol, this is a 100% Gay Grill” 731223
Reposted by Ned EhrbarEric D. Snider @ericdsnider.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I’m sorry, but I find everything about the Dutch language hilarious. 5495
Reposted by Ned Ehrbarsarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 11/12/2024the seoul tourism board is feeling so tired lmao 924088404
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Sorry, my entire personality is now the vocal breakdown outro of “Great Gig in the Sky.” Thank you for respecting my privacy during this time. 000
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 18/11/2024They great thing about headlines, subheads and post copy is you can share different aspects of a story… 000
Reposted by Ned EhrbarJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 07/11/2024I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit. 374169264000
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Nothing has made any sense all day except this thought: The best thing I can do now is go out and be a human shield for any trans being who needs one. 🏳️⚧️ 010
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Doing some high-octane bright-siding: The morning after Trump won in 2016, I woke up and immediately slammed my foot into a pile of diarrhea my nervous German shepherd left on the shag carpet in the guest room we were staying in. So at least this time that didn’t happen? Miss that dog, though… 010
Reposted by Ned Ehrbar🌙NoxuArts - Commission status: OPEN! @notyournyx.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign 2996996161710
Reposted by Ned EhrbarBalderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Love this triptych about a husband and wife explaining how they decided who to vote for. 403330827
Reposted by Ned EhrbarZack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 05/11/2024until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this 430172523237
Reposted by Ned EhrbarGhoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 03/11/2024I don’t need polls. I just need that fortune teller from Fox News 351032234
Reposted by Ned EhrbarDominique Ramsey 𓃥 @dominiqueramseyart.bsky.social · 02/11/2024NAACP is offering free or discounted rides on election day, so you can get out there and vote! The offer only seems to work through Lyft app asalh.org/naacp-is-off...asalh.orgNAACP Is Offering Free Rides on Election Day | ASALH - The Founders of Black History MonthNeed a ride to the polls? NAACP has got you covered. Use Lyft code: NAACPVOTE24 2418356
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 30/10/2024I feel like you can draw a straight line from this book’s publication to newsrooms taking cues from GOP strategist talking points. Pendulum swings back when, exactly? 010
Reposted by Ned EhrbarMicah @rincewind.run · 24/10/2024Donald Trump’s closing argument, by ad spend, is that trans people are bad and he will remove them from public life this is what he thinks will win him the election tell him to go fuck himself - and be ready to protect your trans friends and neighborsthebulwark.comTrump Goes All In on Anti-TransIt’s not clear if the ads will help Trump, hurt Harris—or just scapegoat trans people. 403081947
Reposted by Ned EhrbarRay Radlein @radlein.bsky.social · 26/10/2024It's nice to see that America is still a country where any billionaire can grow up to BE the darkness that democracy dies in 124041
Reposted by Ned EhrbarPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 26/10/2024“I’m not here as a celebrity. I’m not here as a politician. I’m here as a mother.” - Beyoncé speaks at Kamala Harris’ rally in Houston 9939148
Reposted by Ned EhrbarAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/10/2024Charlamagne tha god: "When somebody questions Kamala Harris’ blackness, you all will have roundtable discussions about that, asking that question, how can we not having roundtable discussion is asking is Donald Trump a fascist." 653125750
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 25/10/2024This movie is impossible to stream and that is a tragedy. Also, the Don Was jazz soundtrack is almost as great as the indie 90s supergroup doing early rock & roll soundtrack. 011
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 25/10/2024The elegant ego self-preservation work of the human brain: once you buy in to an obvious fraud, the defense mechanism kicks in to insist everyone else is a fraud instead, not the obviously crooked/idiot guy you already signed up with. 000
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 16/10/2024Maybe the problem with the NYT Trump coverage is they get paid by the word… 110
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 09/10/2024AND A FAN. Dear lord, hotels, skimp on any materials you want, just give us bathroom fans. 000
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 04/10/2024In the English-speaking world, “unhappy rich people” accounts for 80% of all popular entertainment — and 100% of Nicole Kidman projects 010
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 01/10/2024Trying to wrap my head around the fact that my next three concerts are Soul Coughing, @tmbg.bsky.social and LCD Soundsystem 100
Reposted by Ned EhrbarKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/09/2024The NYT wants details! No, no, that’s too many details. 1213148805
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 18/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #311,761! Take that, #311,762! 000
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 18/09/2024Fun with grammar and copy editing! By not putting a comma between “cat” and “Miss Sassy,” the writer is subtly informing you that Ms. Kilgore has multiple cats. 030
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 17/09/2024I’m… starting to think that Trump has never personally seen a level. 010
Reposted by Ned EhrbarJoshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 11/09/2024Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV) 1154035872
Reposted by Ned Ehrbartweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 09/09/2024you wouldn't think "every accusation a confession" would be THIS robust, but here we are 336757
Reposted by Ned Ehrbarjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/09/2024jd vance is a vicious liar who is going to get people killed www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinfo...nbcnews.comOhio police have 'no credible reports' of Haitian immigrants harming pets, contradicting JD Vance's claimVance wrote on X that "people have had their pets abducted and eaten by people who shouldn’t be in this country." Police say they haven't seen evidence. 893715948
Reposted by Ned EhrbarThe USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 09/09/2024In a sane country, a convicted felon would be disqualified from running for president. 2409
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 08/09/2024I love tempting fate about hurricane season in [checks notes] the first week of September. 000
Reposted by Ned EhrbarKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/09/2024Some thoughts on A.G. Sulzberger's efforts to sidestep the Trump assault on the media. open.substack.com/pub/kevinmkr...open.substack.comFair and BalancedThis morning, New York Times publisher A.G. 2226969
Reposted by Ned EhrbarCiaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 28/08/2024So this is every bit as good as people are saying it is www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/world/united...prospectmagazine.co.ukThe president’s crimesThe oldest constitution in the world was not made for the political culture of modern America. The Supreme Court’s decision in Trump v United States is a symptom of its crisis 13212
Reposted by Ned EhrbarKevin Daly @kevinddaly.bsky.social · 23/08/2024“WHERE’S HUNTER?” is a level of desperation not seen since Norma Desmond tried to keep Joe Gillis from leaving her. 0132
Reposted by Ned EhrbarLuke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 16/11/2023“Yeah, sorry honey, I’m stuck in traffic behind a hotel ice machine” 431302243
Reposted by Ned EhrbarJames Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 14/08/2024An erotic short story in three acts 6752731128
Reposted by Ned Ehrbarpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/08/2024This is an unpopular opinion I know but I personally feel that the Olympics has strayed too far from its roots. It used to be all nude Greek men. Now there are no nude Greek men. There should be at least some nude Greek men there. They don’t have to be competing, they could just be hanging around 1134358833
Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 02/08/2024I love the subtle signs of the changing seasons, like Adderall being on back order at the mom-and-pop pharmacy in Park Slope signaling that it’s almost Back-to-School time… 000