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Ned Ehrbar

@ehrbar.bsky.social
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Writer, producer, filmmaker, list-maker. May or may not be notable. (he/him) CALIFORNIA NO is on iTunes: apple.co/2PKGOrR

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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
It was me. I saw that movie. And we didn’t even have Targets where I lived so I was so confused.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Californians of course pay the most federal income tax of any state population on an aggregate basis and I think the fifth most on a per capita basis.
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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Linus piously Jesus-shames the Peanuts gang about the true meaning of Christmas but three months earlier he was attempting to indoctrinate Sally into his pagan gourd sex cult.
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
In 2024, I got to see Magnetic Fields, Soul Coughing, LCD Soundsystem and They Might Be Giants live in NYC, and I realized my preferred genre of music has always been nerdy NY punks.
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
So excited to see the Jakob Dylan biopic
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Plus the movie?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
You walk in and it’s like “that’s right, no more alcohol, this is a 100% Gay Grill”
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Eric D. Snider @ericdsnider.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I’m sorry, but I find everything about the Dutch language hilarious.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
the seoul tourism board is feeling so tired lmao
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Is nothing sacred?
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
[Lana Del Rey voice]:
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Sorry, my entire personality is now the vocal breakdown outro of “Great Gig in the Sky.” Thank you for respecting my privacy during this time.
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
So many new/old faces!
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My people!
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
They great thing about headlines, subheads and post copy is you can share different aspects of a story…
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Nothing has made any sense all day except this thought: The best thing I can do now is go out and be a human shield for any trans being who needs one. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Doing some high-octane bright-siding: The morning after Trump won in 2016, I woke up and immediately slammed my foot into a pile of diarrhea my nervous German shepherd left on the shag carpet in the guest room we were staying in. So at least this time that didn’t happen? Miss that dog, though…
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🌙NoxuArts - Commission status: OPEN! @notyournyx.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Love this triptych about a husband and wife explaining how they decided who to vote for.
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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 03/11/2024
I don’t need polls. I just need that fortune teller from Fox News
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Dominique Ramsey 𓃥 @dominiqueramseyart.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
NAACP is offering free or discounted rides on election day, so you can get out there and vote! The offer only seems to work through Lyft app asalh.org/naacp-is-off...
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NAACP Is Offering Free Rides on Election Day | ASALH - The Founders of Black History Month
Need a ride to the polls? NAACP has got you covered. Use Lyft code: NAACPVOTE24
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
I feel like you can draw a straight line from this book’s publication to newsrooms taking cues from GOP strategist talking points. Pendulum swings back when, exactly?
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
I have definitely noticed an increase in prompts to restart/install updates, but that might just be my company’s IT dept overworking to protect me from what you’re experiencing.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/10/2024
Donald Trump’s closing argument, by ad spend, is that trans people are bad and he will remove them from public life this is what he thinks will win him the election tell him to go fuck himself - and be ready to protect your trans friends and neighbors
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Trump Goes All In on Anti-Trans
It’s not clear if the ads will help Trump, hurt Harris—or just scapegoat trans people.
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
The best sci-fi always is.
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Ray Radlein @radlein.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
It's nice to see that America is still a country where any billionaire can grow up to BE the darkness that democracy dies in
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
“I’m not here as a celebrity. I’m not here as a politician. I’m here as a mother.” - Beyoncé speaks at Kamala Harris’ rally in Houston
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/10/2024
Charlamagne tha god: "When somebody questions Kamala Harris’ blackness, you all will have roundtable discussions about that, asking that question, how can we not having roundtable discussion is asking is Donald Trump a fascist."
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
This movie is impossible to stream and that is a tragedy. Also, the Don Was jazz soundtrack is almost as great as the indie 90s supergroup doing early rock & roll soundtrack.
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
The elegant ego self-preservation work of the human brain: once you buy in to an obvious fraud, the defense mechanism kicks in to insist everyone else is a fraud instead, not the obviously crooked/idiot guy you already signed up with.
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
True, if huge
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
A larp?
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Life is feeling suuuuuper AI-generated these days.
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
James Marsden is the Judy Greer of actors.
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
“creative bookkeeping” is a euphemism dating back to Elliot Ness, if not earlier
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
omg amazing. The awl is one of the best things that has ever existed
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Maybe the problem with the NYT Trump coverage is they get paid by the word…
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
AND A FAN. Dear lord, hotels, skimp on any materials you want, just give us bathroom fans.
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
In the English-speaking world, “unhappy rich people” accounts for 80% of all popular entertainment — and 100% of Nicole Kidman projects
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Shawn Connery @shawnconnery.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
It's all so stupid
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
I am, in fact, the whitest middle-aged kid you know
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Trying to wrap my head around the fact that my next three concerts are Soul Coughing, @tmbg.bsky.social and LCD Soundsystem
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
The NYT wants details! No, no, that’s too many details.
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
One of my favorite Hollywood anecdotes involves the screenwriter of DIE HARD spending years getting pitched ideas that were just “DIE HARD in a [blank]” over and over (on a bus, at a school, etc), until one day a producer pitched him “DIE HARD in an office building.”
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
I really hope she decides to hyphenate
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #311,761! Take that, #311,762!
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Fun with grammar and copy editing! By not putting a comma between “cat” and “Miss Sassy,” the writer is subtly informing you that Ms. Kilgore has multiple cats.
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Ned Ehrbar @ehrbar.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Honestly. Pretty sure the insurance code was CLMSY.
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