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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

"I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on" like are those the only two options??? I'd rather be pissed off than filled with a dark enduring infinite sorrow about the death of my father. Anyone can just say anything

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The Little Mermaid just walking straight back into the ocean after getting her first UTI

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, “That’s the last thing I need.”

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

All of Boston getting bangs right now

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

It's actually bad if your wedding goes off without a hitch

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

COSTCO: here, try this ME: oh yummy COSTCO: so you like it? ME: yes, it's delicious COSTCO: well, we don’t sell it anymore and you'll never see it again.

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

"The Santa Claus" is ahead of its time - guy dies on the job & they backfill his role immediately; when new Santa gets to the North Pole no one even reacts to the last Santa dying: they only care about meeting next year's deadline which is exactly what it's like working in corporate America now.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

The ACA isn't just "health care for people who don't have a conventional employer." It also disallows something that was incredibly common 20 years ago, which I fear is getting lost to generational memory: insurance companies could deny you health care for essentially any previous health problem.

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Mark Cuban may have an *idea* of how insurance works but ultimately doesn't b/c he is wealthy and can make appts, see specialists etc and just pay OOP if they are denied by insurance. Even if he has insurance he can plan care without having to decide to go through with it if insurance denies it

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Mark Cuban getting absolutely roasted in the comments but just flat out outing that he has no idea how the current system works for average Americans or how much they pay for health insurance is even better

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

My hidden talent is immediately being able to tell when a TV show was adapted from a book

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Pop the balloon, but with rescue dogs and potential adopters

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

They think he's going to force stuff seen in some Muslim counties on NYC because that's what the GOP does with their guys and they don't have a concept of someone being from a specific religion/background and not forcing their own bs on everyone else.

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

My electric usage went down by 30% last month and my bill increased 10% but at least the state is tackling the true problems www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...

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Bill would put limits on self-checkout at grocery stores in Massachusetts

There's a push on Beacon Hill to limit self-checkout at grocery stores in Massachusetts.

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Our long national nightmare* is now over (*the french tuck)

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 04/09/2025

The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Following my boyfriend around Home Depot and now I understand what I've been doing to him at Joann fabrics

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Breaking News: Pizza says it will buy Pasta for $1.38 billion from lasagna conglomerate Ravioli Holdings

WSJ headline that reads "breaking news: Prada buys Versace for $1.38 billion from fashion conglomerate Capri Holdings"

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Lackadaisically shaking a fistful of freeze-dried Skittles and popping them in my mouth like an old man eating peanuts

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

A female version of Aladdin called "Aladyin"

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

A "Golden Bachelor" style version of "Love is Blind" called "Love has Cataracts"

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Gotta hand it to Chuck Schumer he did manage to unite both bases in absolutely hating him

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

I would like to eat a snack but my dogs are sleeping peacefully

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Natalie Alana Ashton @natalan.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

if i lived in the 1800s and making dinner meant spending every waking hour baking bread and plucking a chicken or whatever and then my husband sat down and said "let's thank god for this meal" i think i'd poison him

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I haven't stepped foot in or ordered from Target in 2025. You can do this. It only gets easier.

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I alone determine whether the half time show was good or bad based solely on whether or not I like the artist

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

They should raise the stakes by making the losing super bowl team euthanize the losing puppy bowl team

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

They should raise the stakes by euthanizing the losing super bowl team

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

They should raise the stakes by euthanizing the losing puppy bowl team

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Kamala should have attended the puppy bowl as the sole spectator

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

One little known fact about my family is that my grandad predicted the Titanic would sink. He even went around warning everyone it was unsafe and was ignored and yelled at. Then when it actually happened just like he said it would nobody acknowledged him because he'd been evicted from the theatre

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 04/02/2025

[watching my neighbor burn my house down] IM GONNA VOTE AGAINST YOU SO HARD AT THE NEXT HOA MEETING

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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 03/02/2025

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/02/2025

the tariff trade war stuff is pretty complicated but one way you can think about it is that in this scenario the United States is basically Drake and Canada is Kendrick Lamar

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 01/02/2025

Turnkey sandwich

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Mustache guys are either no nonsense or 100% nonsense

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Michael Kors Light @egalicerobots.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

DEI is now to blame for white guys who don't do a good job because it's making them have to do more piloting than the pilots in the other planes to compensate

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

man i just called senator padilla's office and the person who answered just shrieked at me incoherently [squints at website] oh whoops actually i called the fax number by mistake

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