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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Chainsaw Dishwasher Trebuchet Kiln Bee hive Deep-fat fryer Guillotine Ostrich
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Timeline break: Here's the Dolmio Family doing the "funny how" scene from Goodfellas.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Nobel Laureate, María Corina Machado presents some cunt with a massive board of Scampy Fries she nicked from a pub.
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Daniel Day Lewis is just a massive ham
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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Wouldn't like to be in their choux
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Thanks for the reminder @janemunday.bsky.social. Every summer, I repost this article DROWNING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE DROWNING. To date, I know of FOUR kids who were saved after someone who'd clicked on the link learnt how to spot actual drowning. Take time to read and pass on. slate.com/technology/2...
slate.com
Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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Rocco Botte @roccobotte.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Indiana Jones Stunt Show Goes Wrong
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The same choice I was forced to make all those years ago.
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
This is insane.
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Same
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Danny Deraney @dannyderaney.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Wanna see something cool? At the Grammy's in 1976, Ella Fitzgerald and Mel Torme explained what jazz is. The result? The crowd losing its mind. 🔥
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
YESSS! What have all you remoaners got to say now? 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Rule Britangia
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I saw this and was blown away. Masterpiece. It’s exactly the same but everyone is naked from the waist down.
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I think Bluesky is getting funnier
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Ffs. REM ruined
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow
Bissau 10%
Palau 10%
Avalon (UK) 10%
Fiji 32%
Tyree (UK) 10%
Isles of Ebony (UK) 10%
Peru 10%
Cebu (Philippines)  17%
Babylon (Iraq) 39%
Bali (Indonesia) 32%
Cali (Colombia) 10%
Beneath the Coral Sea (Australia) 10%
Ebudæ (UK) 10%
Khartoum (Sudan) 10%
Deep Sea of Clouds 10%
Island of the Moon (Madagascar) 47%
The Ross Dependency (Antarctica) 10%
Tripoli (Libya) 31%
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
👀
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Me: Happy St. Patrick's day! My snake roommate:...Wow. Me: Sorry, I didn't thin- Snake roommate:-It's *fine*.
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Thanks for all your posts on geopolitical solutions guys. That should sort it.
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Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
He makes himself big
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
A plastic bag (with no holes) bunched over a toilet brush will unblock any toilet.
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Vaping out the back at Davos with António Guterres and Klaus Schwab.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 24/01/2025
Great reporting. The Israeli army said that most people killed in bombing a Beirut apartment block were Hezbollah. The BBC found that nearly all were in fact civilians, and a third were children. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
All sorted. I told you there was nothing to worry about.
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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 18/01/2025
Favourite bit of watching Norwich lose at Sheff Utd today's was when a lad in front of us described Norwich's ineffective brand of football as "utter woke nonsense"
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
It blows my mind when anyone correctly pronounces “remuneration”
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Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
No offence but a few months on this place still feels a bit Lib Dem doesn't it
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
This man is doing a public service
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The worst music genre is fat white men in pork pie hats doing demonstratively soulful “big singing”.
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Elizabeth Ammon @elizabethammon.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
We’ve all been there.
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Climate Andy @andycorney.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
David Attenborough is right, “if we continue on our current path, we will face the collapse of everything.” We know what we need to do, it’s the corruption & lies of the fossil fuel companies & our leaders that makes extinction more likely. We need zero emissions within 5yrs!
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
It’s a picture of Timon from The Lion King ffs
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This is a man I despise beyond all reason. The Lindt Chocolatier. Look at his smug, wry smile and his absurd decision to pour melted chocolate with a fucking whisk. Burn in hell.
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Ima eat sum #organicgranola fr rite now
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Love this picture. Painted when John Lennon was Commander of the Nightswatch.
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My profile photos have been blurred out by Bluesky for “sexual nudity”. One is a man on a motor cycle and one is Pumba from The Lion King.
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
@londomomposino.bsky.social you ever listen to Joan Baez singing Bob Dylan?
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Hail Sagan ™️ 💀🎃👻 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
New instrument alert
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If I was in charge of anything at all I would attempt to declare martial law almost instantly.
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 26/10/2024
Bwam Stoker’s
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Ok, I’ll bite. Who is this Assisted Dying Bill?
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 28/11/2024
this is simply not appropriate clothing for the terrain and conditions
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Ed Palmer @edpalmeruk.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
👏
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