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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

This could be the opening paragraph of a novel.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

My guess is he's the new health secretary replacing Wes Streeting.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

That was 'Hold My Beer' by Wes Streeting and the Wannabees.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Julia Hartley-Brewer released without charge.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

It may seem impossible, but I fear last night's events will make Trump even more of an unbearable arsehole. #ffs

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Ann Widdecombe back on the streets.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

My heart goes out to Italian football. *It doesn't.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

The most extravagant example of wank parking I've seen in some time.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Gets her at least another two years watching Countdown and drinking soup through a straw.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

My guess is he's Iran's new supreme leader.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

24 messaged that she missed the dog. *coughs*

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Can't be arsed to type it again.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

'I claimed for the massage because there was no happy ending."

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Jesus... when did the race start?

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

364 days of the year no one gives a big fat rat's arse about pancakes.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I've got the body of a 35-year old. No room in the freezer, though.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Number 74 in my occasional series, 'Look at the size of this pineapple'.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Walnuts: far too many calories for something that tastes bang average.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Watched Mike Leigh's Bleak Moments for the first time. His directorial debut. I'm a huge Leigh fan but the title is very apt. Couldn't wait for it to finish.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Me at a Dolly Parton party with one of the Dollys. IRL she's a skinhead. I was not bladdered at this point.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Residents propose 'Nonce Andrew's Road'.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

How many Dolly Partons can you fit in one room? Big birthday fun. Not mine. Selfie before it all went a bit Pete Tong. Will crash and burn later.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

The kind of evening I'd gladly dropkick into the arse end of nowhere.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Decided I'm not dressing up for a forthcoming Dolly Parton-themed party because the last time I wore a wig it made me sweat like a bastard.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Hope this Maralago-faced *bitch gets the book thrown at her. *Rarely use that word, but bring it out on special occasions.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Reform twat shows his and their true colours.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Don't dignify a neo-fascist state with the hosting of the World Cup. Postpone the competition. Football doesn't matter in the face of this sickening barbarism.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 22/01/2026