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Nicholas Vaultonburg

@dxg.bsky.social
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Technical Specialst and Freelance Advertising Editor living in Milwaukee, but also a curator of some of the finest memes available. He/Him. Now on Bluesky!

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming
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ChloeCade @chloecade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔
Pigmon from episode 8 of the original Ultraman series.
Text reads:
"September 4, 1966, Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, died."
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024
GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 21/07/2026
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.
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Rick Paulas @rickpaulas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This came to me in a dream
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
🚨 NATIONWIDE WARNING: CIA asset David Blaine has gone rogue.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026
I love how they expanded on the story in this game.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
HAPPY PRIDE! FUCK ICE! FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!
Me and my codefendant Michael Rabbitt shouting while holding signs reading “ABOLISH ICE! ABOLIR ICE!” in the Chicago Pride parade.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’m crying
Reasonable Democrats are going to have to get off their couches, roll up their sleeves and start organizing real voters on the ground. 

We can no longer rely only on TV ads, digital spend and endorsements. Just donating from afar and complaining about the DSA won’t cut it.

The DSA (Democratic Socialists of America) can beat moderates in a growing number of blue strongholds. Why? Because the DSA has patiently built an army of on-the-ground organizers — who go to meetings, help each other, study together and THEN work to turn out voters on Election Day. That army grows every day — election or no election. Their investment in real people grows (and compounds) with each election cycle. The DSA has a bigger army, every time, win or lose.

But at the end of any election, all moderate Dems have for their efforts is a bunch of ads that nobody will ever see again. That’s not going to work anymore.

If you are a Democrat who believes in opportunity, dignity and democracy for all — but you don’t hate rich people, cops, free enterprise, the West, Israel and the United States of America — I’m talking to you!
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
had never seen this one and it's killing me
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.
Look it's a really unhinged rant about contestants wearing nose rings. Too long to type. You're not missing much.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 29/03/2026
An edited scene from Futurama where upon hearing "Attie can use AI to build custom feeds", Professor Farnsworth correctly responds "Tell Attie to fuck off"
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Lunao Azurus @lunao623.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Happy Mario day!
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I don't know what game this is, but importing the Space Marine 2 character models into it was genius.
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Holly Green @winnersusedrugs.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
YALL TELL ME WHY THIS STEAKHOUSE PIANO PLAYER IS PLAYING THE DRY DOCKS THEME FROM SUPER MARIO 64
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Tom Madico @smilingtom.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 07/02/2026
hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If you’re Dems, please coalesce around Stephen Miller not having a job anymore.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It can get lower!
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olivier poplin enjoyer @verynormalguy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
woke has infiltrated the warhammer meme subreddits, I repeat the woke has infiltrated the the warhammer meme subreddit
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 24/01/2026
Nine shots? NINE SHOTS
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Ashley Rattner @ashleyrattner.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Look for the helpers
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Alaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in Protest
A University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest.
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Shaun @darkcerbshaun.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 16/01/2026
Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system against your opponents is an authoritarian tactic. The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/01/2026
We made it
Scrooge asking what day it is. Why it’s whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil sir
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
A screenshot of Animal Crossing New Horizons showing Francine saying, "Abolish ICE! Yes! That sounds wonderful!"
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
🙂
ICE slipping on ice
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Ken Martin @kenmartin.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
You lying piece of shit. I chaired the Minnesota DFL for all three of your runs here. I watched you lose. Three times. Minnesota never bought your con. And now, as Chair of the DNC, I’m looking forward to ending Trumpism for good in 2028 — not with lies, but with votes. Again.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/01/2026
at some point we're gonna have to have a real conversation about why we're still paying federal taxes to a regime that isn't using them to help anyone, but instead is using them to brutalize us

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NEW: 
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Arrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/01/2026
Minnesota has to come first - always. Today, I’m proud of the work we’ve done to make Minnesota the best place to live and raise kids. I’ve decided to step out of the race and let others worry about the election while I focus on the work.
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J.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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