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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Grim Reaper got me like Edgar pre-caída. YA WEY, PINCHE PENDEJO WEY. Do better!

Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Nasha’s rage speech in Mickey 17 is the most accurate representation of my daily inner monologue as we watch the mediocre asshat leaders of the world continue to ruin lives with abandon and without consequence.

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 08/05/2025

quintessentially american, for us to kill the pope and replace him with one of our own guys

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

People that couldn’t be bothered to vote because “both sides are bad” reek of ignorance, privilege, and the durian fruit that rotted in my friend’s car back in 2016.

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

espresso and [try not to be] depresso

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

“Oh you feel nauseous, you dehydrated little baby? Here’s a $2,000 bill so you never go to the doctor again” #iLovetheUSA pero but, for real, US healthcare, vete a la chingada post haste.

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Is it possible for an influencer to post a “do this, not this” video without a condescending finger wag? :condescending finger wag:

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Jesus and Butthead @jesus-and-butthead.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

My inner monologue will not shut the fuck up.

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I spent the last 12 hours packing and cleaning and moving ALL of my goods and accouterments, and my Apple Watch has the nerve to tell me I only exercised 4 minutes today. Biiiiiiiiiitch.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

"spiderwebs" by no doubt was written about Shelob in peter jackson's "return of the king." not many people know this

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

being an adult is understanding that fictional dramas are mostly fantasy and fictional satires are mostly reality

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Sometimes cringe comedy is much better when I imagine the writers coming up with it. Writer 1: how do we test Judy and BJ this season? W 2: how about one of them gets sick or paralyzed. W 1: how so? W 2: he becomes a competitive pole dancer and falls, of course.

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

I’ve noticed posts [rightfully] calling out shitty “influencers” I’ve never even heard of. And it’s like, I get it, fuck them, but if you just don’t talk about them, they’ll lose their power. Bueno, bye. Unsubscribe.

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

My innie and I need to have a serious chat about that last episode.

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

“I don’t care that I’m disturbing everyone within a .25 mile radius, I must move these leaves around!” -people that use leaf blowers, probably.

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Democracy-Rising @demsrising.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

In a movie ending, he flees the Country and is heading for Russia. But, poor maintenance on the plane causes it to crash in the middle of The Gulf of Zelensky.

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Abusers love to call themselves victims. And I love to imagine them sewn into a bear’s skin and burned alive.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

me critiquing designer gowns

Depressed Diane at Bojack’s house, passed out in a bath robe surrounded by pizza boxes

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 01/03/2025

if Trump could be aborted now, even the Pope would ok it

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Highly recommend making waffles so you can have a waffle party while watching Severance. Next week I’ll be attempting Irv’s melon head for dinner.

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Literary Pearls @literarypearls.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin

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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

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God @thegodshow.com · 18/02/2025

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Changing my linkedin occupation from Corporate Shill to Starving Artist.

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

My dog Bronco for president. He tells it like it is and he’s saying “I’m a psycho killer and I want to eat your face”. At least he’s not a hypocrite.

A digital illustration of a German shepherd dog wearing a David Byrne-style big suit.

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Pure *organtic* bong water poured from a fine china pitcher. Inspired by a finding in a curio shop, in a series I’m calling “i guess nothing makes sense now anyway”

A digital illustration of a fine china pitcher labeled “BONG WATER”

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They-Ra @xanindigo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

trying to be more positive, so from now on i’ll be having a melt up

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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Today in UFW History: On February 12, 1969, as part of the UFW grape boycott, British dock workers refused to unload more than 70,000 lbs. of California grapes. #UnionsForAll #Solidarity

A historic UFW poster showing the black UFW eagle, over a red sunburst, design on a yellow background with the words Viva la huelga!

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Give her what she really wants this Valentine’s Day - Reproductive rights, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of her enemies, and pockets in every dress.

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Looking for some night cheese, baby, this evening.

A digital illustration of a territorial opossum sitting on a couch enjoying some cheese. The text reads, “Sitting here eating my night cheese, baby”

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel, but there’s also a guy on the other side trying to brick up the tunnel before you can get out like in The Cask of Amontillado.

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Golden State Worrier @cheesegod.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I think what america needs right now is a ska themed bar. With checkerboard tile floors and a “pickitup pickitup pickitup” window for food. And when you reference “The Specials” no one knows if you’re talking about the band or the menu

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LRRR @lrrronearth.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

WE INSTALLED A TELEVATOR ON THE WARBIRD AND IT DIDN'T WORK. JUST BUCKETS AND BUCKETS OF VISCERA:

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

the middle distance is 2025's trendiest place to stare

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

It’s time to stick a fork in the merciless socket of the Large Hadron Collider in hopes of force-quitting our way out of the upside-down.

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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

The leopards are absolutely stuffed. Just gorged out of their minds on all the delicious faces, food coma imminent, napping leopards soon to be everywhere

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Just jay-ran across six lanes of traffic for a tall boy. A beer boy, not a human boy.

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Sad to see Black Phillip succumb to the dark arts of the corporate world.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I can't keep waking up if *this* is going to be the result

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

She was a long cool woman in a black pit of wrath and indignation.

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

“You can do hard things”, I repeat to myself as I create my 78,456th account, verify email, type in 6 digit code, upload CV, type out CV in little boxes, begrudgingly stroke egos, wonder if my checking “Hispanic or Latino” box will hinder my chances to maybe get a job I don’t even want.

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 28/01/2025

it was the worst of times, it was the can't we just cut his head off of times

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Demure Duende @duendecilla.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

This moment of zen is brought to you by Empathy™. Pick up a bag to gift to your boomer parents today!

Large dog feeling the wind in his fur in the bed of moving truck.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/01/2025

throw him out With wondrous potency

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I can’t think of a worse place to get deloused than in a comatorium

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

grant me the serenity to scroll past things that are none of my business, courage to gas up my buddies in a world where kindness is rare, and the wisdom to know the difference between a poll and a rhetorical question

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