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Allan's Swamp Monkey

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Skulking around the corners and alcoves, but not posting much!

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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
listening to tom waits always makes me want to smoke 18 cigarettes and wander around an old ship yard or swamp in the dark, but noooooo I have to sit at my stupid computer and work normal style
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026
Jim Henson would have been 90 (yup, you read that right: NINETY) years old today. You can celebrate his life by celebrating creativity, diversity, peace, imagination, and silliness.
A tuxedoed Jim Henson sits in a sea of Muppets.
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Comic Book Yeti 🎃 @comicbookyeti.com · 04/08/2026
Someone needs to see this tonight. "You've already won in this world because you're the only one who can be you. And that's the way it's suppose to be." - Fred Rogers
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Hal Lublin (He/Him) @hallublin.com · 28/05/2026
It’s time to Mandalorian and GOgu to the polls
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
💖 cats just wanna have fun 💛💙🩷🤎 #caturday 💛💚🩷💜
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A verification code has been inserted into one of your childhood memories. Once you've reminisced, enter it here:
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The 18-wheeler driven by Cledus "Snowman" Snow (Jerry Reed) and the 1977 Pontiac Trans-Am driven by Bo "The Bandit" Darville (Burt Reynolds) from the 1977 Hal Needham film Smokey and the Bandit.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 08/02/2026
Some people make fun of the robot as a silly dance thing. Some people make it fucking magical and intense.
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My best round on robot dance event
YouTube video by Robot Vall | Валерий Робот Вэлл Черновский
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
As we enter fall, it's so important that we tell everyone to leave those leaves! Mads Torres designed a poster to help us. Lightning bugs are one of the most charismatic insects we've got. Actions we take to protect them protects many insects! Get some to hang in your neighborhood! Squidfacts.net
A poster hanging on a brick wall that says Leave your leaves for lightning bugs! with lightning bugs on new purple asters . There's too-small-to-read text in a box with the heading Lightning bugs are struggling to survive, help them thrive by taking these actions
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Second Wind @secondwindgroup.com · 04/09/2025
Thanks, YouTube.
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YouTube Is Crushing Our Viewership
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 04/09/2025
moon cleric (2023)
2023 full color dnd commission 

a stout snowy owl stands with broom braced against his shoulder, a book of hours spread in his other hand, taking a moment for contemplation while tidying a graveyard mid-pilgrimage. 
The moon floats above an altar on a hill.
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Thirty years ago, that dog beat you at basketball. Now it's back to ruin your second wedding. It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball is this month's comedy horror one-page TTRPG. PDFs, text-only version and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/it-did...
This is an entire one page RPG called It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball. You can download a text-only version of it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/it-didnt-say-in-136764500
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20/08/2025
from chandra manning's wonderful book "what this cruel war was over"
Nothing made slavery’s toxicity more obvious to Union troops than its effect on the fundamental unit of society, the family. For one thing, slave sales separated families. In the Upper South, where many Union soldiers were stationed in 1861, about one in three first marriages was broken by sale, and about half of all slave children were separated from at least one parent. 129 With their own eyes, soldiers saw slavery snap bonds between parents and children. The men of the Seventh Wisconsin were awakened by gunshots one November night. The following day, soldiers “learned, and saw the cause of the alarm in the form of two negro women—a mother and a daughter.” The pair had fled to Union lines to avoid the proposed sale of the “goodlooking” daughter into the so-called fancy trade, which soldiers viewed as a form of concubinage. Outraged by the plight and moved by the vulnerability of the mother and daughter, “every private in the ranks” cursed “that system which tramples on the honor of man, and makes merchandise of the virtue of women,” according to one member of the regiment. 130 When an Iowan encountered a young child about to be sold by her own father, who was also her master, he vowed, “By G–d I’ll fight till hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on.” 131
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this
A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
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two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
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redthespian will not be spoiler free for HBS3 @redthespian.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort. It aired in 1990.
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Nashville Scene @nashvillescene.com · 31/07/2025
This week’s cover story: Following the departure of @nashseverewx.com’s founder, Music City’s most popular “weather nerds” keep the labor of love alive.
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Fifteen Years in, Nashville Severe Weather Marches On
Following the departure of NSWX’s founder, Music City’s most popular ‘weather nerds’ keep the labor of love alive
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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 29/07/2025
This is truly depressing... Look at how they abused these amazing photos by @nickybay.bsky.social ... Everyone needs to be super extra careful when sharing or liking cool/pretty/funny stuff anywhere.
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AI Abuse to Skirt Copyright Law - Macro Photography by Nicky Bay
In the past week, a number of prominent nature photographers showed how their photographs were being stolen and mangled into "AI-nonsense", deceiving countless others into believing the made-up storie...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
One of my strongest beliefs is if they actually put this on Broadway it would absolutely destroy at the award shows and run for 20 years
The Simpsons Planet of the Apes musical
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Game Boy Ain't Right @gb-aint-right.vampirefriday.org · 28/06/2025
A screenshot of King of the Hill stylized to look like original Game Boy graphics. Hank Hill is talking to a copy shop clerk and saying "Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?"
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 27/06/2025
gotta get some more stuff on the books to make rent and bills so 20% flash sale on any commission bookings today
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
by age 30 you should have one friend for every major animal group to spam. seen a good crab post? forward to your token crab person. bat post for the bat person. cicada post for the cicada person. bear post for the bear person. jellyfish post for the jellyfish person. and so on and so forth.
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Game Boy Ain't Right @gb-aint-right.vampirefriday.org · 15/05/2025
A screenshot of King of the Hill stylized to look like original Game Boy graphics.
Hank Hill is smiling as he says "Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self-esteem."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
A lone kid reporter from Highlights Magazine waits in the empty Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, ready to ask Favorite Male Creator winner MrBeast for his thoughts on war with Iran
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
@bulldogbundtcake.bsky.social Ay stranger, get a load of them bulldogs
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a close up of a bulldog yawning with its mouth open .
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julie gourinchas @literaryfey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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Malky @themalky.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
🐊 It is world croc day! 🐊
Illustration of six species of crocodilians (from top to bottom, left to right: american alligator, freshwater crocodile, chinese alligator, morelet's crocodile, dwarf caiman and gharial) in a cutesy simplified style on a flat colored teal background with ripples of water and lilypads.
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Mark Doyle @markdoyle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I believe this place sells neon signs
A neon sign that says "neon signs" above an arrow pointing to more neon signs on Western Ave in Chicago
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
a lot of people on this website are like 'you have to see this magnificent film, it is an underrated gem' and then it's something like this
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 08/05/2025
The bantam chicks have entered their awkward phase. Spouse: “They kinda look like a kindergartener’s art project.”
A small yellow and black chick looking down from a pink hand in front of a bath tub. She’s reached her teen years, so her baby downy feathers are going away in favor of little pin-feathers that presently look too big for her. She’s very scraggly-looking and awkward. A similar little hen chick, though this one looks more presentable. This chick may be a rooster considering the very prominent bright red comb popping out of their head, but who knows.
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune 💰
Photo of Marge Simpson from the animated cartoon The Simpsons holding a pile of money in her arms and stuffed in her hair.
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The Drake meme but with Richard Nixon as drawn by Norman Rockwell: Panel 1 reads "Using the Drake meme". Panel 2 reads "Using the Drake meme but with someone even more problematic".
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Nina Metz @ninametz.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
*this is not sarcasm but a sincere plea* One way to emphasize it is to link to the actual story a) So people can read it beyond the headline and become better informed b) Pageviews are important as a measurable indication <to newsroom bosses> of reader interest in this kind of reporting!
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ICE came for their neighbor, so these Tennesseans formed a human chain to protect him
Neighbors delivered food, water and gasoline to the man, who was with a child in a van, as ICE agents stayed at the home for hours.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 14/04/2025
You: A rube with a shower beer. Me: A visionary with one of these, filled with whiskey, mounted to the wall in the shower.
a small animal water bottle, one of the ones you lap at to make the ball push in to get sippy sips.
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 09/04/2025
Funny how nobody took that lesson away from JP 🙃
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
@iwriteok.bsky.social really needed and appreciated your Roar piece today; had seen it ages ago and defended the movie as "it's something I haven't seen before! That has value even if I don't agree with it!" and felt a little less insane today.
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
All crew, My position is Security Chief, not Klingon Ambassador. I will not answer questions about how my people used to look. Worf
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Friday at last…
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I remember all too little of the interviews I did with rock stars when I was briefly employed as the music critic for a national newspaper, but there is this.
24 years ago I was sent to a London pub by a newspaper to interview and drink whisky (no “e” over here) with Lemmy, who was in the band Motorhead and, before that, slightly less famously, Hawkwind and, before that, much less famously, Sam Gopal. We had a good chat: about being from the part of the Midlands north of the River Trent, about books, and about roadying for Hendrix in the mid-60s (him, not me; I was minus nine at the time). When the record company PR sidled over to tell me my time was up, Lemmy waved him away. “No, no, I’m enjoying this,” he said, commandingly. I realised at this point that I had another question I’d been meaning to ask but hadn’t. “Are you scared of anything?” I said to Lemmy. “Nothing,” he replied. Then he paused and frowned for a moment, as if an idea had suddenly occurred to him. “Oh, maybe snakes,” he said. “It’s because they’ve got no shoulders.”
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 03/04/2025
my childhood pets as adventurers (2019)
2019 full color non commissioned work 

a tortoiseshell cat in wizard robes and a white dog in a cloak scale a waterfall.
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Dylan Teague @dylanteague.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Dredd done with fill lasso tool in clip studio.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Thunderous applause, things of that nature.
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Jody Houser ✒️🗯️🎲 @jodyhouser.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The only good thing about April Fools was ThinkGeek, RIP.
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
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