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Allan's Swamp Monkey

@drzaius.bsky.social
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Skulking around the corners and alcoves, but not posting much!

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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
listening to tom waits always makes me want to smoke 18 cigarettes and wander around an old ship yard or swamp in the dark, but noooooo I have to sit at my stupid computer and work normal style
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026
Jim Henson would have been 90 (yup, you read that right: NINETY) years old today. You can celebrate his life by celebrating creativity, diversity, peace, imagination, and silliness.
A tuxedoed Jim Henson sits in a sea of Muppets.
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Poor Ophelia! She just wants her insides to feel like they're on fire!
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Lived close by growing up, such a spectacular spot!
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Comic Book Yeti 🎃 @comicbookyeti.com · 04/08/2026
Someone needs to see this tonight. "You've already won in this world because you're the only one who can be you. And that's the way it's suppose to be." - Fred Rogers
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I hadn't seen this before, thanks for sharing!!!
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Hal Lublin (He/Him) @hallublin.com · 28/05/2026
It’s time to Mandalorian and GOgu to the polls
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Just put in a pre-order, love it and can't wait to follow any further additions to Moist-world!
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
💖 cats just wanna have fun 💛💙🩷🤎 #caturday 💛💚🩷💜
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A verification code has been inserted into one of your childhood memories. Once you've reminisced, enter it here:
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The 18-wheeler driven by Cledus "Snowman" Snow (Jerry Reed) and the 1977 Pontiac Trans-Am driven by Bo "The Bandit" Darville (Burt Reynolds) from the 1977 Hal Needham film Smokey and the Bandit.
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Spectacular!! Love watching them the few times I've seen them in person, would die if I got to see one in the wild!!
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 08/02/2026
Some people make fun of the robot as a silly dance thing. Some people make it fucking magical and intense.
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My best round on robot dance event
YouTube video by Robot Vall | Валерий Робот Вэлл Черновский
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
That's incredible, my knees hurt just watching! Absolutely insane the kind of control people have over their bodies.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
As we enter fall, it's so important that we tell everyone to leave those leaves! Mads Torres designed a poster to help us. Lightning bugs are one of the most charismatic insects we've got. Actions we take to protect them protects many insects! Get some to hang in your neighborhood! Squidfacts.net
A poster hanging on a brick wall that says Leave your leaves for lightning bugs! with lightning bugs on new purple asters . There's too-small-to-read text in a box with the heading Lightning bugs are struggling to survive, help them thrive by taking these actions
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Second Wind @secondwindgroup.com · 04/09/2025
Thanks, YouTube.
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YouTube Is Crushing Our Viewership
YouTube video by Second Wind
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 04/09/2025
moon cleric (2023)
2023 full color dnd commission 

a stout snowy owl stands with broom braced against his shoulder, a book of hours spread in his other hand, taking a moment for contemplation while tidying a graveyard mid-pilgrimage. 
The moon floats above an altar on a hill.
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Thirty years ago, that dog beat you at basketball. Now it's back to ruin your second wedding. It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball is this month's comedy horror one-page TTRPG. PDFs, text-only version and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/it-did...
This is an entire one page RPG called It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball. You can download a text-only version of it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/it-didnt-say-in-136764500
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20/08/2025
from chandra manning's wonderful book "what this cruel war was over"
Nothing made slavery’s toxicity more obvious to Union troops than its effect on the fundamental unit of society, the family. For one thing, slave sales separated families. In the Upper South, where many Union soldiers were stationed in 1861, about one in three first marriages was broken by sale, and about half of all slave children were separated from at least one parent. 129 With their own eyes, soldiers saw slavery snap bonds between parents and children. The men of the Seventh Wisconsin were awakened by gunshots one November night. The following day, soldiers “learned, and saw the cause of the alarm in the form of two negro women—a mother and a daughter.” The pair had fled to Union lines to avoid the proposed sale of the “goodlooking” daughter into the so-called fancy trade, which soldiers viewed as a form of concubinage. Outraged by the plight and moved by the vulnerability of the mother and daughter, “every private in the ranks” cursed “that system which tramples on the honor of man, and makes merchandise of the virtue of women,” according to one member of the regiment. 130 When an Iowan encountered a young child about to be sold by her own father, who was also her master, he vowed, “By G–d I’ll fight till hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on.” 131
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I had some friends put off by the fact the do dramatic retellings of things that happened, but I thought they were great; everyone thinks they're the hero! It's wild!
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Mission accomplished; LOVE IT!
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this
A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
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two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
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redthespian will not be spoiler free for HBS3 @redthespian.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort. It aired in 1990.
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Congrats!!!
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Nashville Scene @nashvillescene.com · 31/07/2025
This week’s cover story: Following the departure of @nashseverewx.com’s founder, Music City’s most popular “weather nerds” keep the labor of love alive.
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Fifteen Years in, Nashville Severe Weather Marches On
Following the departure of NSWX’s founder, Music City’s most popular ‘weather nerds’ keep the labor of love alive
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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 29/07/2025
This is truly depressing... Look at how they abused these amazing photos by @nickybay.bsky.social ... Everyone needs to be super extra careful when sharing or liking cool/pretty/funny stuff anywhere.
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AI Abuse to Skirt Copyright Law - Macro Photography by Nicky Bay
In the past week, a number of prominent nature photographers showed how their photographs were being stolen and mangled into "AI-nonsense", deceiving countless others into believing the made-up storie...
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Needed to read this today; appreciate the candidness and wish you the best on that journey. I'm about to hop back on the wagon myself. Hope to see you back with RLM before too long too! The DnD stories and RLM have been crucial for our sanity for a good while!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
One of my strongest beliefs is if they actually put this on Broadway it would absolutely destroy at the award shows and run for 20 years
The Simpsons Planet of the Apes musical
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Game Boy Ain't Right @gb-aint-right.vampirefriday.org · 28/06/2025
A screenshot of King of the Hill stylized to look like original Game Boy graphics. Hank Hill is talking to a copy shop clerk and saying "Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?"
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 27/06/2025
gotta get some more stuff on the books to make rent and bills so 20% flash sale on any commission bookings today
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
by age 30 you should have one friend for every major animal group to spam. seen a good crab post? forward to your token crab person. bat post for the bat person. cicada post for the cicada person. bear post for the bear person. jellyfish post for the jellyfish person. and so on and so forth.
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Game Boy Ain't Right @gb-aint-right.vampirefriday.org · 15/05/2025
A screenshot of King of the Hill stylized to look like original Game Boy graphics.
Hank Hill is smiling as he says "Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self-esteem."
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Gorgeous geckos, and excited to follow the babies! One of my dream lizards, loved my gargoyles but want more heft!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
@bulldogbundtcake.bsky.social this was Lucy
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Saw Madness just recently at Cruel World fest; still knock it out of the park!!
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Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
A lone kid reporter from Highlights Magazine waits in the empty Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, ready to ask Favorite Male Creator winner MrBeast for his thoughts on war with Iran
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
@bulldogbundtcake.bsky.social Literally me RN
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
@bulldogbundtcake.bsky.social Ay stranger, get a load of them bulldogs
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a close up of a bulldog yawning with its mouth open .
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julie gourinchas @literaryfey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I honestly gfeel if I made it to that, I would have been totally brought back in
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I admittedly haven't made it that far before. I love funky odd movies, but Zardoz is a struggle.
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
...... OH MY GOD
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Malky @themalky.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
🐊 It is world croc day! 🐊
Illustration of six species of crocodilians (from top to bottom, left to right: american alligator, freshwater crocodile, chinese alligator, morelet's crocodile, dwarf caiman and gharial) in a cutesy simplified style on a flat colored teal background with ripples of water and lilypads.
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Allan's Swamp Monkey @drzaius.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Most of these are out of your system in a couple days without use, IIRC. Funny this is a few weeks since that all blew up.
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