Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Going back to 1992 to get a cheesesteak and a bottle of Dom at Miami Subs 020
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Dermatologist: There’s extensive scarring on your arms and hands, do you work outside? Me: I have an orange cat 010
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Twitter is where people advocate slavery but you get jailed for saying someone should beat slavers’ asses 000
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)ceej @ceej.online · 11/01/2026By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪 613802702
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 29/12/2025You’d think a man who turned into salami would consider a career outside the culinary industry. Seems risky for someone of his nature. 010
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Christmas movies on Great American are like Hallmark without the sexual tension 000
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I'm not saying life is a vicious circle. But it may be a cruel rhombus. Or a callous trapezoid. At the very least, life is a bloodthirsty parallelogram 27443113
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 02/12/2025As we celebrate Awareness Month, please share this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone. 9434104
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Elmo is a Trotskyitemedia.tenor.comelmo from sesame street stands in front of a bright red backgroundALT: elmo from sesame street stands in front of a bright red background 010
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 17/11/2025A reunion tour with Capaldi channeling Malcolm Tucker would be awe inspiring 010
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 15/11/2025'The Dreamboys Early 1980s Scottish post-punk group (started as "Bastards from Hell" initially) featuring a young Peter Capaldi, and at one point, the role of drummer was filled by comedian/talk show host/writer Craig Ferguson.' tellyspotting.kera.org/2014/08/08/t... 38836
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 16/11/2025[does a rail, slams bourbon, writes an entire short story that almost immediately gets purchased, strips naked, howls at the stars] 031
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Greenwater Mercantile and Adventuring Company @greenwatermerc.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I drink whiskey. Write drunk, edit sober. 0101
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Richard Blandford @rblandford.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting. 3495106
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Guess we’re gonna find out if you can stop fascists with mockery alone 000
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 15/11/2025F A men create F O times 0564
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Computers that will remember us 010
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Wrycke @wrycke.bsky.social · 27/04/2024Anytime I see a JK Rowling naming joke, I think of the person who posted a few years ago that they were mad about no Latino characters until they realized that person would have been called something like Yardwork Jimenez. 051
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks 2364173718
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I’m halfway through season 2 of NOBODY WANTS THIS and my main takeaway is that all Millennials should die 000
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 12/11/2025At one point Michael Flatley (playing retired spy Victor Blackley) takes off one jauntily angled hat only to be handed another. This to me is cinema. 510623
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Fantastic Four: First Steps spoiler . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Okay so everyone in the Fantastic Four, even H.E.R.B.I.E., has seen Sue Storm’s hoohah 000
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)LofturS @lofturs.bsky.social · 06/11/2025In Icelandic we have 'Ókind' for monster. But the translation is un-sheep. So everything not a sheep is dangerous. 16500124
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 06/11/2025We used to make things in this country. Like cereal designed to stop you whacking off or visiting prostitutes. 60880104
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Trump is about two weeks from scheduling public executions at the White House 030
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Andrew Kinsey @andrewkinsey.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Dearest Martha, Today we endured the most fierce fighting yet in our just endeavors. There were projectiles everywhere and regrettably I was struck squarely in the chest by one. The explosion was immense. But, Almighty God protected me, for though I smelled onions and mustard I persevered. 822358
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Hallmark movie where a small town’s Christmas festival must end with the sacrifice of a visitor 110
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Got a new robot vacuum and I’m naming it Peanut Hamper after my favorite person of silicon 010
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 22/10/2025In the Hallmark Christmas Universe, everyone suffers an attack of retrograde amnesia at least once in their lives 000
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 21/10/2025It must be so cool to be one of those English aristocrats who gets something named after them, like the Earl of Sandwich or the Duke of Wanking or Lady Dumperton 010
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 21/10/2025A friend told me his CPAP gives him gas and I think he’s using it wrong 010
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 19/10/2025The adoption documents a dog rescue makes you sign should be called prepuptial agreements 000
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961.bsky.social · 19/10/2025I am so proud of the nearly 7 million No Kings protesters who filled the streets across America to protest Trump. And video of the No Kings protests around the globe was amazing to watch. 💙 #ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice 15411166
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 @kaosvscontrol.bsky.social · 18/10/2025 092
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 06/10/2025WALTER LANTZ: what should i name my cartoon bird ANIMATOR: boner bonedick WALTER LANTZ: what no ANIMATOR: stiffy stiffwang WALTER LANTZ: absolutely not ANIMATOR: woody woodpecker WALTER LANTZ: i love it 12556100
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Idea: Hair dryer that’s also an air fryer 000
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 15/10/2025When I was frightened my Nanna would sit next to my bed, rub my back and whisper, "Shhh, ghosts aren't for real Jack." Which would have made me feel better if she hadn't died before I was born. 834483
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 15/10/2025In a few short years, JD Vance went from calling Donald Trump "America's Hitler" to defending republicans who say, "I love Hitler." You can't shame people for hypocrisy when they have neither shame nor values. 25819
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 15/10/2025“An escalator cannot fail. It can only become stairs.” 000
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 12/10/2025the grim reaper driving a taxi full of meats and cheeses makes it a death cab for charcuterie. 1128359
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Fixins’ Bar @fixinsbar.bsky.social · 07/10/2025owner of bologna heart 113752
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 10/10/2025A robot in the mafia is a man made made man 1313427
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)ceej @ceej.online · 10/10/2025hardly any floppy disks remain from shakespeare times 3257569
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2025you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones 3792620215
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Northern Exposure reboot where there’s a Predator in the woodsmedia.tenor.coma predator with blue lights around his bodyAlt: a predator with blue lights around his body 110
