Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Going back to 1992 to get a cheesesteak and a bottle of Dom at Miami Subs 020
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Dermatologist: There’s extensive scarring on your arms and hands, do you work outside? Me: I have an orange cat 010
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 27/01/2026In retrospect putting Texans in concentration camps would have been an objective good 000
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Now I’ve heard there was a secret chord That Bongo played, and it pleased the Lord Bovino don’t really care for migrants, do he? It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth The Nazi coat, the munchkin Sith The tiny prince imposing deportation 0221
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Twitter is where people advocate slavery but you get jailed for saying someone should beat slavers’ asses 000
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 12/01/2026media.tenor.coma man and a woman are sitting at a table and talking to each other . the man is smoking a cigarette .ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table and talking to each other . the man is smoking a cigarette . 020
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)ceej @ceej.online · 11/01/2026By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪 613802702
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Oh this is gonna be bad for Biden 0140
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 29/12/2025You’d think a man who turned into salami would consider a career outside the culinary industry. Seems risky for someone of his nature. 010
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Wait nobody else paid rent in third grade? 010
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 18/12/2025If this stands, it establishes a precedent allowing the next board to name it The Kennedy (Was A Much Better President Than Trump) Center 010
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 18/12/2025This is a terrible idea, because Russian hackers will use the aged images for identity theft 010
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 18/12/2025We don’t do laws anymore. Vibe governance! 000
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Christmas movies on Great American are like Hallmark without the sexual tension 000
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 14/12/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man in a suit and tie holding a cane and a hat .Alt: Lindsey has the vapors 0511
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Brb pitching MAD MAX: DREAD POETS SOCIETY 110
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Sometimes bad things happen to bad people 0221
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 06/12/2025It’s flagaroni. Classic It(AI)lian food. 020
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I'm not saying life is a vicious circle. But it may be a cruel rhombus. Or a callous trapezoid. At the very least, life is a bloodthirsty parallelogram 27443113
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 05/12/2025The arc of the universe is long, but it bends toward crab 1523
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 05/12/2025MAGA voted for terrible cruelty because they think they’re the right kind of people 190
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 02/12/2025As we celebrate Awareness Month, please share this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone. 9434104
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 27/11/2025This is how my mom taught me 030
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 27/11/2025He makes CRESCENT ROLLS! The truth is hiding in plain sight 090
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Elmo is a Trotskyitemedia.tenor.comelmo from sesame street stands in front of a bright red backgroundALT: elmo from sesame street stands in front of a bright red background 010
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Donald Trump Incorporated! 040
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Oh God was Epstein effectively making economic policy prior to his prison stay? 110
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 19/11/202518 million people, 12 million cattle 000
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 18/11/2025“…anyway, illegals are why the McFlurry machines are always broken…” 000
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 17/11/2025A reunion tour with Capaldi channeling Malcolm Tucker would be awe inspiring 010
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 15/11/2025'The Dreamboys Early 1980s Scottish post-punk group (started as "Bastards from Hell" initially) featuring a young Peter Capaldi, and at one point, the role of drummer was filled by comedian/talk show host/writer Craig Ferguson.' tellyspotting.kera.org/2014/08/08/t... 38836
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 16/11/2025[does a rail, slams bourbon, writes an entire short story that almost immediately gets purchased, strips naked, howls at the stars] 031
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Greenwater Mercantile and Adventuring Company @greenwatermerc.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I drink whiskey. Write drunk, edit sober. 0101
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Richard Blandford @rblandford.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting. 3495106
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Guess we’re gonna find out if you can stop fascists with mockery alone 000
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 15/11/2025F A men create F O times 0564
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Unfuckable on a galactic scale 090
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 13/11/2025They’re taking jobs away from hardworking American criminals 000
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 13/11/2025The move after this one fails is to blame the victims 000
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I wanna bet on a race between horses dressed up like human women 010
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 13/11/2025We will learn that the number of billionaires and politicians who WEREN’T compromised by Epstein is much much smaller than the number who were 080
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Computers that will remember us 010
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Wrycke @wrycke.bsky.social · 27/04/2024Anytime I see a JK Rowling naming joke, I think of the person who posted a few years ago that they were mad about no Latino characters until they realized that person would have been called something like Yardwork Jimenez. 051
Reposted by Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks 2364172718
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 12/11/2025media.tenor.coma man with a beard is standing in front of a microphone and adjusting his hairAlt: MAGA right now 000
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 12/11/2025media.tenor.coma sign that says collect underpants phase 1 phase 2 phase 3 and collect underpants profitALT: a sign that says collect underpants phase 1 phase 2 phase 3 and collect underpants profit 010
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 12/11/2025“Expello potatus!”media.tenor.comharry potter is holding a wand while sitting at a table with a bookALT: harry potter is holding a wand while sitting at a table with a book 050
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I’m halfway through season 2 of NOBODY WANTS THIS and my main takeaway is that all Millennials should die 000
Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social · 12/11/2025“My dick has…seen things, Angela. Things it can’t unsee.” 010
