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Alan

@drpizzastone.bsky.social
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they/them, reviled homeowner with a bidet in every bathroom. @hogcast.com Good Streams Ltd Jr Associate streamer

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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 1h
At a bullshit AI thing for work and I am pleased to report they are playing the High Hopes Mayor Pete song here
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rika @strawberryrika.bsky.social · 8h
the sopranos s4e3 "christopher"
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👻MORGUEigreen👻 @morrigreen.bsky.social · 9h
every time i see this image i just start laughing my ass off its so stupid
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Happy Dog Carcass in Alley Day to all who celebrate.
Sheesh, Rorschach, some of us are trying to eat.
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lilly @lillypanda.bsky.social · 9h
my moms kinda got a karmic debt bro i need this
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I will be getting that orange sauce on my tacos though while in San Jose this week. Also, they really named the airport after the horny kid from My Hero Academia????
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's such a shame that the Bay Area is the most evil and expensive place on earth because every time I'm here I'm reminded of how nice the weather and food is
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Get on the dragon frequency 👇
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Miss Andrist @catgirlhell.art · 20/10/2024
#sunday
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normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
well not exactly “anything” huh
sponsored youtube ad for TPUSA showing thumbnail of charlie kirk with the title “he shows up, mic in hand, ready for anything”
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mfw all the various airbags and rollers and jackhammers were working out all the tension in my back
Absolute Joker sitting in his fetus/behelit/adrenochrome chair
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that pointing soyjak meme template except the foreground guy is the 19th century Japanese depiction of an American.
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man thank god for my credit card's Priority Pass shit getting me a free airport massage. I feel rejuvenated from sitting in that zero gravity massage chair for 30 minutes
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If I wasn't at the airport right now I'd edit this to have piercing blue eyes
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maddux @bluffingdamacy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
new site idea everythingloggd and you click on someone's (my) profile and see this
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
friend said nic cage is dressed like george ushiromiya in this image and i cant unsee it now
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“I’m just excited to be here.” - Carrie White
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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you want good tortoise news? I thought so. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Scientists discover 180,000 giant tortoises on one Seychelles island
Free-roaming Aldabra population far exceeds human population of Seychelles after decades-long recovery programme
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mycel🌸☄️ @mycel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
There are a lot of details in here about Zuck releasing a half-baked product, but one thing that really stands out is just how weird these folks are. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/t...
Meta’s A.I. leaders also incorporated OpenClaw into their own lives. Mr. Friedman hooked his agent up to cameras in his house, where it would instruct him to do things like drink water to stay hydrated.
“It sent me a snapshot frame of me drinking a bottle of water and said, ‘Good job,’” Mr. Friedman said at a recent tech conference.
In another instance, while talking to his agent about ways to get better sleep, OpenClaw took over Mr. Friedman’s self-driving Tesla and redirected him to a grocery store to pick up magnesium pills. At Meta’s annual developer conference last month, Mr. Zuckerberg said he had connected his agent to cameras in his martial arts gym so that it could critique his fighting form.
Yet there were safety concerns. Agents could sometimes go rogue or take over software apps. In February, one agent took over the work computer of a Meta safety researcher, deleting her emails uncontrollably.
“I couldn’t stop it from my phone,” Summer Yue, the researcher, wrote on social media. “I had to RUN to my Mac mini like I was defusing a bomb.”
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Location? White Friend’s House. Time? The Present.”
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 10/10/2026
biddy blas
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Law & Order: Toronto
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boobs are progressive and feminist @bapaf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
they're doing a study to see what happens to people when they're exposed to a meet n fuck kingdom, but because I'm in the control group I'm just going to be in a regular kingdom
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
iphone on always on display mode shows red monkey smiling at the camera. this image is posted on r/iphonehelp with the title: "Everytime im charging and turn my phone sideways an ominous red clock and this monstrosity appears?!" the post contents read: "Why? And how can I change it?"
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Dan Golding @dangolding.com · 09/10/2026
Here is the imdb profile shot of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor
A bearded man with his shirt open, looking exactly like the voice behind an obnoxious space crocodile
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Saying "poodoo" before wrapping my car around a tree
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 09/10/2026
this can be the Future of all art
arthur aardvark and his best friend ANDY, a photo of a baby's head on a cartoon body
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
AI guys love to talk about "TOPS" when they should focus on getting top
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
these are all insane dog names
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love that Biddy Blas got the Cuban link on
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 09/10/2026
Me running to Walmart the second that Biddy Blas Black Series figure drops
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Orb Cursed: Man in Fedora
ALT: Orb Cursed: Man in Fedora
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I literally just thought "oh this hip pain is new" until I spent more than ten seconds looking in a mirror and saw that I was standing at a crazy angle. My brain is really not wired to my body right man
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I slept wrong (again) and had my hips shifted in a way that made my spine crooked. I suffered through it for like half a week before I figured out the right stretches to do to snap everything back in place
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anthony Bourdain: Once you've been to Tatooine, you'll never stop wanting to choke Jabba to death with your bare hands
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Boo! DooPerson @boodoo.co · 09/10/2026
"I don't even know who I am anymore, I'm gettin' too much money."
Biddy Blas, some kind of Star Wars alien with a crocodile face and multiple gold chains, a biker helmet and racing goggles
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WhatReligionShouldIBe @fkasocks.com · 09/10/2026
Tonight. 8pm EST. It's time to go to lunch. Yup. That's right. We're eating good tonight! Let's slop it up! The Good Streams crew goes to lunch in Lunch Lady. Mmmmm that's good eatin'! www.twitch.tv/fkasocks
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きりのbombo🌙🐛☄️⚡🤐 @yocyi.net · 09/10/2026
im not saying cozy games are destroying the nation's youth. i'm saying we need more cozy games about eating stew and fewer cozy games about wearing bracelets
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 1: our party numbers only women! DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 2: and yet no two of us are the same. DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 3: except we all got a fat ass
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WAIT WHAT
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When he says scribdoon
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had no idea this was a roguelike run based game. I expected it to be like a standard racing campaign but that makes it instantly way more appealing to me
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Galactic Racer is so fun holy shit
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Live now! twitch.tv/drpizzastone
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drpizzastone - Live on Twitch
We poppin bottles like it's Boonta Eve [Star Wars: Galactic Racer] + Dragon's Dogma 2 Pawn Creation | Streaming star wars: galactic racer.
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Didn't expect to get a raise in my annual review since I was just promoted a few months ago but I got 7%. Alexa play Lifestyle by Rich Gang
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stream at 6pm eastern today. Going to spend a bit of time making a beautiful Pawn for the Dragon's Dogma 2 DLC coming out soon, then it's pod racing. I promise I wont be manipulated into playing Marvel Rivals 30 minutes into the stream again twitch.tv/drpizzastone
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they/them I'm going to stream games and do bullshit STEM stuffGood Streams Ltd. Jr Associate Streamer — drpizzastone streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their com...
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