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Paisley Paisley Paisley!

@drpaisley.bsky.social
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Star barf in a meat sack. Sinister, poly, skiffy. Lover of (in no particular order): paisley, craft beer, cigars, single malts, redheads, cats, and puns.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3h
My man looks like a CPR dummy got dressed up at the Gap
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Great art on Bluesky @art.feediverse.org · 03/10/2026
The Sense of Speed, 1931 #dali #salvadordali
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Great art on Bluesky @art.feediverse.org · 03/10/2026
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), 1515 #hieronymusbosch #bosch
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW AD: Are you a data center company looking to take over rural Texas? Are you a crime-loving millionaire looking to throw the FBI off your scent? Are you a child predator looking to get out of jail after just 1 day? Call 844-WHOS-KEN to hear what Ken Paxton can do for you!
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Imaginary Thomas and the No Such Things @imaginarythomas.com · 02/10/2026
My man looks like his dog is named Scooby Don't
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/10/2026
Ground Effect xkcd.com/3305/
Comic. [Two people flailing high in the air. Three people on the ground running ahead of them. Arrows and a dotted line indicate that this second group is within roughly one body length of the surface.] [caption] The “ground effect” explains why sprinters can run most efficiently if they stay within roughly one body length of the surface.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My man looks like a breakdancing leprechaun
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every day it seems a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world
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Ray Radlein @radlein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THAT'S NO MOON
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve given this a great deal of thought and I think the funniest option would be to simply pretend I have never heard of the New York Times
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Your blunt m’lord” Vintage Reuge musical dispenser IG: @estatesaleedit
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
new toon: large language muddle www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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Large language muddle
A cartoon by Tom Tomorrow.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Donald Trump invites a Chinese guy for dinner. Serves him a French appetizer and a Japanese Entrée and no noodles. I'm surprised Xi hasn't already ordered the invasion to begin. Maybe next time Trump visits China, Xi will feed him poutine and menudo.
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Ale @alepresser.com · 25/09/2026
𝗛𝗲𝘆! Side Quested is up and that is one weird cute blue.... thing. 🔗 sidequested.com/page/book2-1... 🔷 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿? 🔹 Start here: sidequested.com/page/1/ 🔷 𝗘𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀: patreon.com/alepresser 🔹 #webcomics
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Book2-182 - Side Quested Webcomic
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think i'm pretty over doing low effort doodle comics and want to try drawing detailed and intentional work again must I have like a month's worth of stuff like this that I haven't published still.
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Paisley Paisley Paisley! @drpaisley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whomst amongst us.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sincerely this would have caused a schism in Judaism during the times of the Sages
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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members
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"would the angels consider us bestiality" Follow-up thread created and instantly closed with the forum going into lockdown temporally
#spicy theology
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Lee West @whodat35.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two Minnesota solar farms turned the ground beneath their panels into habitat, and native bee abundance rose more than 20-fold www.ecoticias.com/en/two-minne...
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Two Minnesota solar farms turned the ground beneath their panels into habitat, and native bee abundance rose more than 20-fold
Minnesota solar farms planted with native flowers saw native bees rise 20-fold, with bees also pollinating nearby soybean fields.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This one time? Jack Reacher cut in front of me in line at Panera Bread and I must have been in a sour mood because I told him to step outside and I was pretty sure I saw a moment of fear in his eyes and long story short he punched my head backwards and took my sandwich.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you use Newman’s Own Brand Hemorrhoid Cream, they give a deserving person a free hemorrhoid.
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
normalize calling them “InCelicas”
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Free your mind and it will never come back. Your mind is sick of you
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You could stack the Packers corners on top of each other like kids in a trenchcoat and I’m not sure they could stop Drake London
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“So many unfounded rumors have been circulating about me and my relationship to the monarchy, so I decided it was time to finally speak out.” — Princess Diana
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Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir
LONDON—In a damning memoir filled with explosive claims about her brutal treatment by the House of Windsor, Diana, the former Princess of Wales, has at long last given the public a firsthand account o...
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.
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Great art on Bluesky @art.feediverse.org · 25/09/2026
Fugue, 1914 #abstractart #kandinsky
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We’re owed rights more than your shitty candidate is owed a career.
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Great art on Bluesky @art.feediverse.org · 24/09/2026
The song of love, 1948 #belgianart #renemagritte
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 24/09/2026
Stargazing 5 xkcd.com/3301/
4-panel comic. (1) [Black background with person with shoulder-length hair with raised arms in front in white, with figures in gray in the background.] PERSON 1: Welcome to stargazing! I’m back, despite efforts by astronomers who hate cool space facts to cover me up so I can’t see the sky anymore! Nice try, losers! Next time buy a tarp that’s harder to chew through! (2) [Person looks toward binoculars in hand.] PERSON 1: Now, let’s spy on some stars! Does everyone have binoculars? If you don’t, find someone looking at birds and try to grab theirs. Stars are the birds of the sky. (3) [Close-up on Person but with white background.] PERSON 1: But stars aren’t the only weird lights. Sometimes the sky fills with rippling colors. That’s the sky’s screensaver. It’s very pretty, so don’t move your mouse and ruin it. (4) [Switch back to black background, person points up while figures in background look toward where she’s pointing.] PERSON 1: That blob is a comet. People used to think they were harbingers of doom. We now know they’re boring, so we have to find new reasons to use the word “harbinger.” I’m a harbinger of astronomy! Cool facts are nigh!
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Great art on Bluesky @art.feediverse.org · 23/09/2026
Bull (plate V), 1945 #cubism #pablopicasso
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Evening giggles 🤣🤔
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My constituents
A senator sits in a chair saying “ AS A POLITICIAN MY JOB IS TO REPRESENT THE WILL OF MY CONSTITUANTS, s0
TO HELP ME WITH THAT, I IMAGINE A FAMILY OF GIANT WASPS.
IMAGINE WHAT THEY WANT.
DO THEY WANT TO GET INTO MY HOUSE? DO THEY WANT TO STING ME? DO THEY WANT TO HOLLOW OUT MY CARCASS AND USE IT FOR A HIVE?
THESE ARE THE SORT OF THINGS YOU HAVE TO ASK.”
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 18/09/2026
I’m on NPR’s Code Switch this week talking about the trans panic that’s hit the WNBA. You can listen here:
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Why can’t people be normal about the WNBA? : Code Switch
The WNBA is more popular than ever, but the growth has come with a lot of unwanted attention, like protests at games and death threats directed towards players. This week, we talk with independent jou...
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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So...uh...we tried to groom Anatola, our Maine coon cat....and we had to take the electric clipper to some mats in her fur...and it's all a blur after that There's blood on the floor and I'm tasting blue strawberries and Is that my arm over there
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An Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog @hugobookclub.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Comic strip showing a stand-up comedian under the title "The Ones Who Bomb In Omegas"

He is saying "Hooboy, I should not have brought up the child. This is a tough room, but not the worst room in the city. Am I right?"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Republicans know that too, but they also know this is something they can make Dems flinch and equivocate about, which makes them look overall weak and indecisive. They did it with immigration last cycle, they did it with gay marriage 20 years ago. The only way to win is to tell them to eat shit
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"A small price to pay for freedom, Mandrake. A necessary sacrifice to preserve our precious bodily fluids from communist infiltration."
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The future of automation is here!
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
are you in the mood for snake?
A drawing of a woman holding a telephone to her ear. A snake is coming out of the phone, and the woman is saying "I live for snake."

Big text at the top says "ARE YOU IN THE  MOOD FOR SNAKE?"

Text underneath says "CALL 1-888-SNAKE TODAY, THE ONLY PHONE NUMBER THAT WILL SEND REAL, LIVE SNAKES THROUGH YOUR PHONELINE TODAY.

 SNAKES ARE STANDING BY TO TAKE YOUR CALLS.
EXPERIENCE SNAKE - 1-888-SNAKE"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My man looks like he's playing a horny U-boat captain in a porn parody called DAS BOOTY
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man looks like Wax Headroom
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man looks like Prince Humperdinck started shopping at Men's Wearhouse
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*Irish bands pulling out.* Pope Leo: 😎
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*That's a lot of expendable agents lugging some big cheap pipes "If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude" #sabotage #GrayWar
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