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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10m

The good news is that antifascism, Reconstruction 2.0, the abolition of billionaires, and the Butlerian Jihad are all one project now

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Imaginary Thomas and the No Such Things @imaginarythomas.com · 19h

My man looks like his dog is named Scooby Don't

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Imaginary Thomas and the No Such Things @imaginarythomas.com · 26/09/2026

Behold me, he who has supped of the submarine sandwich!

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Decolonize Myself @decolonizemyself.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

bhavani kunjulakshmi @b kunjulakshmi
Your solidarity with Palestine is accused of anti- semitism? Like your feminism is accused of misandry/man-hating? Like your anti-racism is accused of reverse racism? Like your workers rights' unionism is accused of treachery? Like your protests are accused of vandalism?
The oppressor will always find ways to appropriate, co-opt and manipulate the language of the oppressed to claim victimhood and to justify their violence as self-defense.

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shredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

After spending enough time in the speedrun community, you will come to realize that there is no group of people you should trust more as pilots and air traffic controllers than furries

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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

This is what every game developer sounds like right now.

A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.

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Osprey Games 🎲 @ospreygames.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Command a fleet of mighty battleships, sleek destroyers, and agile fighters, battling for supremacy of the stars. 🎲 A Billion Suns: Second Edition ✏️ Mike Hutchinson 🎨 Rob Turpin & Juan Richard Feliz 🗓️ December 2026 Available to Pre-Order Now #Wargames #ABillionSuns #SpaceCombat #SpaceFleets

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

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Imaginary Thomas and the No Such Things @imaginarythomas.com · 18/09/2026

Annie: I've been studying dendrology and-- Me: ANNIE, ARE THESE OAK LEAVES? THESE OAK LEAVES? THESE OAK LEAVES, ANNIE?

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Imaginary Thomas and the No Such Things @imaginarythomas.com · 16/09/2026

My man looks like he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for these meddling kids.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny

Pete Hegseth, looking like a cocktail you found the morning after a party

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Imaginary Thomas and the No Such Things @imaginarythomas.com · 16/09/2026

I guess "Americans Next Top Boot Licker" was taken

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Gretchen Leigh 🇨🇦 @gretchenleigh.zone · 15/09/2026

In this era when people are interested in games that can run well on lower powered hardware, it is finally time for a revival of Nanaca Crash

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NANACA†CRASH!! - Unofficial mirror site

The original Flash game, Flash not required.

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Imaginary Thomas and the No Such Things @imaginarythomas.com · 14/09/2026

Our park has an accessable swing for goth babies

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Dudes rock, Sunday night edition. (Goodnight)

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Imaginary Thomas and the No Such Things @imaginarythomas.com · 10/09/2026

At no point did I expect the next word of this headline

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Imaginary Thomas and the No Such Things @imaginarythomas.com · 06/09/2026

The Internet started to suck as soon as we started calling everything "content"

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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

wake up babe, new sickos just dropped

A kid labeled “trans kids” holding a soccer ball and hockey stick doing the sickos laugh

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough

Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“in a galaxy far, far away” that sounds nice

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Imaginary Thomas and the No Such Things @imaginarythomas.com · 01/09/2026

And there hasn't been a halfway decent final Fantasy game since

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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 31/08/2026

September approaches 🙏

An anime lady with purpleish brown hair wearing a cozy fall outfit in a beautiful forest full of changing trees saying "I'm so pumped for autumn I'm gonna fill my ass with leaves"

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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 12

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

most embarrassing guy of all time

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Imaginary Thomas and the No Such Things @imaginarythomas.com · 29/08/2026

The year is 2031. The AI bubble has long since burst. AI datacenters are converted to permanent Spirit Halloween shops.

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Immortan Joe voice

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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

For those who might have forgotten, Dolly was always punk as fuck

"I made jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know who she was, just this woman who was blonde and piled her hair up, wore high heels and tight skirts, and, boy, she was the prettiest thing I've ever seen. Mama used to say, 'Aw, she's just trash,' and I thought, That's what I want to be when I grow up. Trash."

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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

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Imaginary Thomas and the No Such Things @imaginarythomas.com · 27/08/2026

Is that a feature? Does this not sound boring as hell?

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Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

A Curry tribute from years ago

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Rifban Winkle 🏳️‍⚧️ @rifban.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"We're just aiming for the most powerful person in the US" ... accidentally loses Dolly Parton because we don't understand power. "No, we want the 80 year old clown. From Home Alone 2" ... accidentally lose Tim Curry because we forgot how many movies he was in

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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

somewhat motivated by everyone’s response to Dolly and Tim Curry passing to remark: if you were moved by them be what moves you. Be kind, generous, make weird fucking art, help people, sing bawdy songs and do drag

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Imaginary Thomas and the No Such Things @imaginarythomas.com · 26/08/2026

I'm listening to old hey riddle riddle eps and they read a riddle that seemed really familiar. Turns out I submitted in 2018 and @vicmmic.bsky.social is the guest! I didn't remember the answer but it was an original riddle. Vic said they're "a big fan", they "liked my riddle" and I'm "very smart". ❤️

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