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@altnoaa.bsky.social
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Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them. Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮

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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah, it was probably intentional. Here's a document with signatures of the nation's tech CEOs and not a single one caught it... 🤔
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 2h
Wow. It would also mean that this document is completely invalid.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 2h
My vote would be to turn Trump over to the Iranian Police and then bomb the Iranian police station. But, that's me.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 3h
Might be awhile before I book a flight with FlyDubai.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 4h
Religious people shouldn't be allowed to fly planes. Or for that matter, have a driver's license. Science will fly you to the moon. Region will fly you into buildings.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 6h
The pilot who was stabbed/cut was able to open the cockpit door so passengers and other crew could access the cockpit. That dude was thinking!
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 7h
I'm an opponent of the death penalty to begin with. So of course, I think the court absolutely made the right decision here and hopefully this execution is halted permanently. She did the crime, no doubt. She should never be in civil society. She can't harm anyone in public from prison.
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Court halts execution of Christa Gail Pike for a Tennessee murder she committed at age 18
The judges said they want to review whether her allegations of sexual abuse and rape as a child were fully considered before she was sentenced to death.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 8h
Authorities are trying to determine the motive behind the attempted hijacking... I don't think this is difficult. The answer is: religion. Science will fly you to the moon. Religion will flying you into buildings.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 9h
I'm going to agree with him. It's not about wanting your kids to go war. But if they do, you definitely do not want them in a fair fight! Both my grandfathers fought in WWII, my dad was a LRRP in Vietnam, I was a SOWT in the 24th STS and my kids will almost definitely be in a uniform someday.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 12h
Yes; but the island is a sanctuary for albatrosses (and they're everywhere). They're low flying gliders. Wind turbines would probably be a disaster in this use case.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 13h
Anyone see any hawks?
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 13h
On my todo list, someday. I have some Aussie special operations friends I worked with in Afghanistan. There are existing plans to fly into Sydney, rent Harleys and ride across the country to Perth while doing some open camping and kicking the shit out of anyone that messes with us. Someday...
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 13h
I think there's a decent possibility that it might turn out that both of these guys work for their country's intelligence services and one might have been following the other. Both pilots. Disarmed a co-pilot with a knife... stayed cool under pressure. These people have some skills.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 14h
Between this flight losing its pilots (due to fighting) and the fighter jets that got scrambled to shoot it down... these passengers are extremely lucky to be alive. Plane was reportedly landed by a Ukrainian and a Russian, pilots flying as passengers, who took over and landed the flight safely.|
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A fight between pilots forces a flight to Tel Aviv to land in Saudi Arabia, officials say
A FlyDubai plane traveling from Dubai in the United Arab Emirates to Israel has made an emergency landing in Saudi Arabia, raising concerns about a possible hijacking and prompting Israel to scramble ...
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 14h
Well, that's an interesting twist.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 14h
* on US flights. I've been on many flights from overseas carriers where the cockpit door wasn't even closed. Including one flight into YEMEN of all places (you'd think they'd have an armed guard, but there wasn't even a door).
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 15h
Both the USA and Israel have developed and deployed multipurpose high energy laser systems designed to combat drones that are cheap to operate. We have such systems on various US warships and in use along the Southern Border. Ukraine needs anti-drone weapons like this, so why don't they have them?
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 15h
Midway Atoll runs on a diesel-powered microgrid maintained by the U.S. govt. With abundant sun, small demand, and costly fuel shipments, it would be better suited for PV solar + battery storage to reduce diesel use and use generators only if/when there is a need.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yep. His lungs are expanding.
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Not THAT Frank Gruber @jimmycarson43.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The barrel chest.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think he very well might have COPD. Even if he lived to be an old man, he'll never see humans walk on Mars. I'm beginning to wonder if he'll live long enough to see humans walk on the Moon.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Only two other countries have left GRECO before – Russia and Belarus.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I disagree extensively on how we raise cattle in this country (I grew up on the cattle ranch I now own and no longer raise cattle). I don't like the "feed lot model"; but this ICE situation is making that even worse because slaughter houses are having to send cattle back to feed lots - no workers.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It already has. Pentagon normally has a team that human checks targeting lists. But this Pentagon removed those people and were using AI. As such that school in Iran got it. It used to be a military building. A human would have doubled checked new sat imagery to confirm before sending it to Navy.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Missouri is known as the "Show Me State" because they're a bunch of fucking ozarkish morons that have to be shown how to do everything. You let one of them work independently for even a second, and you get this kind of rubbish.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Susan Collins campaigning in front of a gas station...because that seems like a good idea...
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On your knees, bitch!
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No words.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PeyronieShip.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think Star Trek likely gets this right. AI will kill the television star. TV may still be around, just as radio was when television became the primary source of entertainment, but it will no longer be the go to for news and entertainment. I think in next 50 years, we move beyond screens. Holotech.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump has made BILLIONS of dollars using the Office of the President for his personal gain. But instead of using the money he made to buy TV campaign ads, he decided to use public money instead. It's time to elect a Congress that will move mountains to get this guy out of office!
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eyes Forward. Any weapon!
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Provo police and area judges are crooked as hell (see "Reckless Ben vs Minifigs" case) and always have been. A white guy killed his wife, a Black man went to prison for it. Cops paid people to lie as witnesses. This case should be closed. The victim here is the incarcerated. Pay him for his time!
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A man who spent decades on Utah's death row is released and awaits a new trial in a 1985 killing
A man who spent decades on Utah's death row has been released after prosecutors said newly analyzed DNA evidence doesn't link him to a 1985 killing.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Has this Jack motherfucker ever been to Kentucky?
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That could work too I guess. But think about: 6 contestants have to live in a Waffle House to see who can last the longest. It really would be entertaining!
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She gets the New Jersey state bird salute. 🖕
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This would be a terrible mistake.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The government used to pay me to shoot people like this.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reality Show idea: Survivor, but instead of the wild it's a Waffle House.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Texas swing music isn't for everyone, but it is for Texas and Ray Benson is the master of that sound. If I were James Talarico; I'd have Ray Benson and Wayne Hancock traveling across every county in West Texas with me. But, this was at the Cain's Ballroom in Tulsa (I was in the room).
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Asleep at the Wheel at Cain's Tulsa 8/28/26
YouTube video by Tulsa Kid
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It really would be nice for America to have a Moon program that didn't involve a Nazi, but unfortunately that won't be Artemis. That doesn't mean that Artemis (like Apollo) isn't needed.
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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Jonathan McDowell @planet4589.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Orbits for the Starlink Group 31-1 sats are now available on @celestrak.bsky.social showing them in a 262 x 275 km x 30.5 deg orbit.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I for one applaud him for having some of McCain's spine.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The hackers probably have his profile and history of animal sex.
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Andrew Bailey, an FBI deputy director, says he's leaving the post after just over a year in the job
Andrew Bailey, one of the FBI’s two deputy directors, says he is leaving the position after just over a year on the job and will be returning to Missouri to spend time with his family.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Artemis III is going to be wild, if Blue Origin can get their act together. There should be three launches happening for the mission: Starship, Blue Origin and NASA's SLS. It'll feel a bit like a movie where a bunch of rockets all lift off at about the same time on some glorious mission.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Location: last checkpoint before entering Poland from Ukraine.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are also three legged feral kittens. We can't forget about them. On the other hand, this spacecraft will be able to deliver telescopes to space that might teach us something about the universe that saves our planet and everything on it. You never know if you don't look.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not good. This is how we blow up schools.
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