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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert

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Actually just three shitposts in a floral print. Abenaki Heritage. Agender Adonis. Pronouns: Any. Profile pic by @jeffpennington.art Wrestlesplania Hunk of the Year

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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 16h
okay i love scenes of sexual fetishes and a cocaine mechanic is hilarious, but if any other game did this they'd be spiked immediately off of steam
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 17h
PS5 Emulation is funny like ahhh im gonna emulate Wolverine and the Bluepoint Demon’s Souls Remake specifically and basically nothing else.
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luigi’s mansione @ziggyhaim.bsky.social · 21h
breaking news: someone left a situation when something bad was going on
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Dillin Apelyan - Bob the Builder's #1 Guy @superdillin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was being haha funny about this but All's Fair is performing better than any game I've ever made (by a large margin, and because I'm aggressively advertising it off itch) and the fact that it will never be shown to people BY itch is making me mad.
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jay marie, unidentified feral critter 🏳️‍⚧️ abolish ice @jmawork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A screenshot of Tony Soprano chatting with a boyish smirk on his face as he sits in his therapist's office. I've placed the quoted post's contents over the screenshot.

(I like Garfield, all due respect, but Heathcliff was from the streets)
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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We did James Hoffman's worldwide coffee tasting for different fermentations of coffee. It was a lot of fun to see how the different processes change the flavor of the same beans.
three bags of coffee, one washed, one wild fermented, one lactofermented, and one yeast inoculated.ground coffee in 8 tasting bowls
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Cin-o-Lantern Art @ Roundhouse @cinamuffins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All Firebrand wants for halloween is the Crest of Infinity
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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We only got her in May, but Millia is one year old today!
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 02/10/2026
Dylan Faden did nothing wrong, except for everything he did wrong: aftermath.site/dylan-faden-di...
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
"I know 90 pound female drone operators in Ukraine with more confirmed kills than smallpox. Your post goes hard if you don't know jack shit about modern warfare."
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just in case you didn't know ModRetro fucking sucks and "Automated War Initiative" is a disgusting title Also, War Crime Enthusiast Palmer Luckey is incredibly thin skinned and will chase you around various social media platforms if you talk sauce about him and his shitty M64. Worth it.
FB comment:

Palmer Luckey: Mike Fink the M64 is $230 not $320 and it is far more powerful than the Mister. We developed our own core and open sourceed all the hardware and software 

And Aduril helps kill Russians, not children

Me: Palmer Free Luckey that's without the controller, not included, which is $90 

And also fuck youWe still clown on you with memes
Palmer Luckey and is shit handheld emulator, along with other fascists that don't care about human life, like Elon Musk and JD Vance
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/10/2026
Real fuckin minefield for sexual assault survivors lately huh.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bryan Danielson returns to WHAT
Caption of video is cutoff so it says "Bryan Danielson returns to the ring to j o i"
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This sucks for many reasons. But I think it's worth emphasizing how selfish and duplicitous it is to go work with a public-facing, community-focused media org like MinnMax without disclosing this part of your past to them. (MinnMax confirmed to me they were not told.) Please support them if you can
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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Awful lot of sexual assault apologists to block today
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There was like a three year period during early Surface stuff when Microsoft was doing cool stuff with hardware and then they said fuck that shit nevermind.
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
our story is live aftermath.site/jacob-geller...
aftermath.site
Video Essayist And YouTuber Jacob Geller Removed From MinnMax Following Sexual Assault Allegations
Jacob Geller has not commented on the allegations or his removal from the games podcasts.
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Jude Kilgour @judekilgour.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*from the grave
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CW// Rape I despise seeing "mistake" used RE: The Cornell 7. It's a "mistake" to make an Instagram group chat when sending the same reel to multiple friends. These men (allegedly) deployed digital communication infrastructure for the purpose of organising sexual abuse. They're not the same thing.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
people that make AI videos are going to super hell, but people that make AI videos specifically of just animals doing random things are going to hell 64
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 01/10/2026
Roadkill-eating madman says magic eight ball affirms his special powers. We checked - it doesn't.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 01/10/2026
excuse me, what the fuck?
Sharma gave her personal cellphone number to journalists and influencers. Her new chief strategy officer tutored reporters on the company’s economic challenges. She skillfully dodged questions about her predecessor’s strategic blunders.

The gambit appeared to work.
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It started raining so me and @thetomcampbell.bsky.social got PAC a hat and scarf
PAC memorial at Monument
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Gretchen Leigh 🇨🇦 @gretchenleigh.zone · 30/09/2026
Sure, I can make a distinction between MiSTer cores that are pure vibe coded MAME ports vs. ones that use some mix of LLM and human engineering, but the whole promise of the MiSTer that excited me was reproductions of hardware from sickos who were decapping ICs, not "good enough" emulation on FPGAs
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When times are their hardest in AEW, these two are in the “shatter glass in case of emergency” case. Makes the most sense in the world to shatter that glass tonight and let them grab the wheel.
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Willow Catelyn Maclay @willowcatelyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This sort of only happens in wrestling. The equivalent of a funeral episode for a performer. This tradition of grief. They're often beautiful, and they help everyone collectively grieve, and celebrate. It helps in moving on, but I'd rather never have to watch one of these ever again.
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Kimberly Spirit 👻🪦 @kimspirit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"bitchy sister" was a *look*
Misty from Pokémon in her yellow crop tank top, denim shorts, and red suspendersJudy Funnie from DougDebbie from The Wild Thornberries
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genuinely, this is what bothers me the most, it's fundamentally changed my relationship with art where I'm greeting it initially with skepticism and scrutiny, I never want to feel that way about art.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great thread here, and I'll add to it that my experience suggests this literacy crisis extends to non-textual media as well.
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Luna @lunalore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get the feeling that Meta tried SO HARD to make this mascot thing the cuddliest lil’ guy ever but all I see is an unholy amalgamation of the Snuggle fabric softener teddy bear & the Adipose Babies from Doctor Who. Its an echo of both but not either, and feels viscerally WRONG
Snuggle fabric softener teddy bearAdipose Fat Babies flying up to the mother ship in series 4 of Doctor Who
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man you ever just get lost in absolute wonderment at the invention of PrEP within our lifetimes? Like that's insane, right, how far treatment and prevention for HIV has come?
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry I have been playing too much Control Resonant and had to get this out of my head.
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ramon Villalobos @ramonvillalobos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rip pac. been really thinking about how special he was as i read all these posts about him. but as a death riders guy, this hurts.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One hundred percent. Rats from a sinking ship. They see the pendulum swinging back and want to make sure they're not in the flight path. No mercy.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/09/2026
I’m gonna suck em off A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back
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Andrei @capbaddecisions.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
<he's just a little guy/weird thing/sibling> #controlresonant #dylanfaden #remedygames #brart
Digital art of the character chiikawa dressed as Dylan Faden from Control Resonant. He seems to be trying and failing to hold back tears while shaking. the text under the art read "THE BOARD: <Please stop crying/leaking/awooo.>"
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve seen people define antisemitism as “anybody who believes in what’s going on in the Middle East is wrong” Another reason why I’m going to hate Netanyahu for as long as I live. The genocidal maniac killed thousands of innocent people, and completely fucked over his own people in the process.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
This is starting to rival "slurp juice" in creating their own techbro mythos.
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hard to overstate just how much of an inspiration and influence PAC was in the British scene and beyond.
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Moni 💫🇵🇸 @venusleo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
woke up still feeling like it wasn’t real. rest easy bastard
portrait of the bastard pac in blue
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 28/09/2026
I feel like when people get concerned by FGC jargon they're like tattling on themselves for not having hobbies outside of videogames like some people would see how skate trick are named and described and die like a dorito-peasant.
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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Picked up a hitchhiker on the way to feed our sibling's cats
A green leaf bug on the hood of a black car
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Bob Dahlstrom @bobdahlstrom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking gutted. From the minute he signed with AEW I said give PAC every title. One of my absolute favorite guys in I don't know how long. Loved his work and I'm glad to hear most people said he was a good dude. Unbelievable.
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marina's speech from the warrior wrestling show
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Jay T. Shirt @fight4ever.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stayed up late looking through my photos over the years and realized that All Out this weekend was the first time I got to really photograph PAC. Such an incredible performer. #AEW #AEWAllOut
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah people should really use AnyDice.com goated resource
anydice.com
AnyDice
AnyDice is an advanced dice probability calculator, available online. It is created with roleplaying games in mind.
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