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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We did James Hoffman's worldwide coffee tasting for different fermentations of coffee. It was a lot of fun to see how the different processes change the flavor of the same beans.

three bags of coffee, one washed, one wild fermented, one lactofermented, and one yeast inoculated.

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We only got her in May, but Millia is one year old today!

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the fiancee and I got some incredible competing angles of Millia trying to cuddle with Sypha... and Sypha having NONE OF IT.

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Picked up a hitchhiker on the way to feed our sibling's cats

A green leaf bug on the hood of a black car

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

custom ordered a paper texture screen protector for the fiancee's laptop and now she loves drawing again

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

No one told me how slutty the men dress in Vagrant Story

A man with long blonde hair, silver gauntlets, no shirt and lace up leather pants in a Playstation One graphical style.

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

yesterday the fiancee heard an ice cream truck and we chased it down the street like a couple of grade schoolers

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Clayfighter 63 and 1/3 objectively plays like garbage and has a number of character designs only a shitty white dude would come up with but Ickybod Clay is a top 10 fighting game character all time for me.

A sentient jack-o-lantern still on the vine. The vine forms arms and hands for it, and it is wearing a very tattered lavender robe.

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My AYN Thor arrived this week. I could do damn near anything with this device so of course I'm using it to play a game I own three copies of and could play literally anytime on the SNES mini attached to my TV.

the AYN Thor, a handheld gaming device with two screens and offset joysticks that are lit from behind with violet light. The bottom screen shows a set of programs to pick from and the top is displaying the title screen of the video game Earthbound.

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

unfortunately for all of us, One Giant Hand nailed it in one 6 years ago

a five panel coming pitching a 5ht JAWS movie. a brown haired person in a blue shirt is making the pitch to an old CEO in a pale pink suit
Pitcher: Here's the pitch... Another JAWS movie, but this time the shark is hot.
CEO: Hmm.. what's the title?
Pitcher: JAWS 5: The Fuckable Shark
CEO, presenting a comically large sack with a dollar sign on it: This contains every dollar the studio has. I want you to spend it all on making this movie.

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Relatively sure its just a day that ends with "Y" my normal body doing its stupid bullshit and not the shit parasite but I've been on the toilet 6 times since 4:30 this morning

Rumi from K-Pop Demonhunters, an animated Korean woman with a long purple braid and patterned yellow jacket putting a gun in her mouth.

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

The main character for Dragon Quest 12 might be the most relatable RPG silent protag ever with how sleep deprived this bitch looks

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

the broken window on our back porch is finally useful after 14 years

a charger snaked through a hole in a broken window attached to an electric car outside.

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Took advantage of the fact that used electric cars are deeply undervalued and traded in our HR-V for a used 2024 Honda Prologue. We are electric car people now.

a person with long brown hair and a salt and pepper beard, wearing a baby blue hoodie, black t shirt, and grey pants sanding in front of a black SUV

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

If I didn't already support women's wrongs Glotta from Kamen Rider Gavv would get me there

A tall woman in a lacey black dress with long, curled back hair that is dyed pink about halfway down. She is resting a black scythe with a pink blade over her shoulder nonchalantly.

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Made a series of life decisions that ended with us listening to the advice of @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social and checking out Kamen Rider Gavv. After three episodes the fiancée is unsure how we stop watching Kamen Rider.

A superhero in a purple and blue suit made of gummy candy with large yellow bug-like eyes and a red belt.

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Gengar is selling bootleg Gamerbeds for pink paint outside the Pokémon center

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

dropped an irresponsible amount of money on a knife today

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

fiancee made me an octopus hat for my upcoming 40th.

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

realizing that on the 31st I have to stop using my favorite mug and switch this stupid thing that's been sitting in our cupboard for like 2 decades. getting old sucks

An adult person with a salt and pepper beard, long curly dark blonde hair, scowling. they are holding a mug that says "it's the big 40"

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Why are you working when the baby requires hands, human?

a tabby cat staring into the camera/at their person from their lap, in front of their work laptop.

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

This smug little demon yelled at me so I'd turn and see she'd stolen a ball of yarn out of the bag the fiancee had tied shut.

a tabby cat sitting on a ball of tan yarn.

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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert @drfunkin.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

the fact that for like 25 years I based my personal style off of his appearance in Goldeneye should have been some sort of red flag that I was on the queer spectrum but I am very dumb.

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