drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 2hMath teacher: You won't always have a calculator when you're an adult Gym teacher: You must build crab soccer skills now for use in adulthood 113717
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 12hi had heard about gamers for years. a lifestyle dedicated to having fun sounded to me like its adherents would form bonds based on positivity, friendship and the joy of fair competition 059587
Reposted by drewtoothpasteda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026SHIRT BY dashare.zone "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR" - GET AT dashare.zone WEB SIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN 034472
Reposted by drewtoothpaste🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Recent events have a lot of people asking difficult questions like "Is that real?" "What is true?" "How sheer the veil between Being and Seeming?" - Here's 5 🤚 things you can do to address this in your leadership 🧵 06210
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026car service guy: We can fill your tires with nitrogen for only $100 more me: 😑 car service guy: 😑 me: 😑 air... is... car service guy: 😑 yeah i know me: 😑 78% nitrogen 025019
Reposted by drewtoothpasteNatalie Dee @nataliedee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Got some real fall vibes happening up here in the holler. 11233
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026a seatbelt saved my life. any enemy of ralph nader is a miserable worm 1120
Reposted by drewtoothpastejon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comPeople Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-AllUrine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine. 1602530643
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026with one final heave of the rope, i pulled my tired body to the top of the mountain. the monk said nothing as i approached and knelt before him, but watched me serenely as I asked my single permitted question: 0783
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026all hobbies should have compost. you turned your wooden bowl poorly? flopped your mug? sewed your wallet crooked? painted your mini sloppy? put it all in the yard under a tarp and throw eggshells and coffee grounds in there. next year will be amazing 218121
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bob's Red Mill is our country's leading provider of bags of grain that you find three-quarters full in your cabinet after they've expired 119417
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i like this a lot more than the phrase "Artificial Intelligence" 017822
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this is my personal favorite of the hundreds of shirts i've designed in the past few years dashare.zone/products/cou... 116722
Reposted by drewtoothpastePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 28/09/2026MILES DAVIS USING GOOGLE IN 1972: band "all wah pedals" legal wah pedal drums drummer wah pedal "wah wah" drums how to 521323
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026a bunch of mushrooms grew in front of this mysterious stack of rocks that emerged the morning after a party 🌱🍄#fungifriends 01155
Reposted by drewtoothpastepecker head @pecker-head.bsky.social · 26/09/2026american goldfinch #birds 1894
Reposted by drewtoothpasteweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106852532
Reposted by drewtoothpasteandy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026An authentication request has been sent to HARP. To verify your identity you must PLAY ENCHANTING MELODY ON HARP 112516
Reposted by drewtoothpastemaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026While I respect the confidence of naming your own album "The Best Dub Album in the World," this wasn't even the best dub album that Scientist released in 1980 m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDr...m.youtube.comScientist - The Best Dub Album In The World - AlbumYouTube video by Koko roots 4474
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the flesh of the doomed tomato is ripped from its skeleton by the ferocious bird of prey 1895
Reposted by drewtoothpasteMichael Metivier @grousehollow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026More toadstools, and a toad! This little buddy did *not* want me to pick them up but I needed to hurry them away to a safer spot than the middle of the yard. Bisou did a good job listening and giving them space. 0353
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/09/2026you see a product at a store one day and it's uniquely revolting. you turn it over in your mind and finally come to the conclusion that "not everything is for me." within an hour you realize that nothing made by industry is For You. all products in all stores are For Oppressor 09711
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the dragon illustration on the black and red one is sick. but the typesetting on it is ass. the green one looks cleaner and the illustration is fine but the design looks generic. but not in a repo man way, in an uncool way. a real yin yang situation 041
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hedonism takes different forms. for example smoking weed and reading wikipedia is 100% hedonic to me and other people of good taste. creating cryptic notes files on my phone that i cannot read the next day is another form of pleasure. now it's a puzzle. which i also love. pure hedonism 017619
Reposted by drewtoothpastedrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 31/07/2023every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto 7253971308
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we're at 524 episodes of Garbage Brain University and your tiny payment lets us keep making more (and gives you instant access to all past episodes.) plus, you get to find out what the CIA is doing with your genetic data. listen to it here: patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity 0111
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/09/2026yoooo this looks sick!!! a friend just put me onto cyborg/morkborg a few weeks back, i'm gonna order this ASAP 110
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"AI Has Hacked Government Websites" we are entering the fifth decade of media and the public misunderstanding the word "hack." the statistical average of mass market novels and reddit posts is not committing privilege escalation. if your server hands private data to cURL you fucked up your server 111316
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cheez-It Extra Toasty should be the default and the original recipe should be sold as Cheez-It Pure. also the back of the box should have poetry on it instead of an advertisement for Chees-It Grooves. nobody's buying that garbage let us read something beautiful. or gross. they have gross poems now 133747
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026that's insane! usually people have to shut me up about the chemistry of distilling lol 1120
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i replaced Discover with Quiet People in my feed menus bsky.app/profile/did:... 011
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i used to like apocalyptic books and movies, but i don't now, and i think it's cause i realized five years ago that if the apocalypse happens i'll still have to work 01053143