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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 16/08/2026
Apparently Lilly Wachowski does s tier alt text
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A picture of Satan's head and a PlayStation 2 

The text: except Satan and win a free PS2 click here
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
💙🩷🤍🩷💙
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
screenshot of lyrics.com on a purple background, it reads:
"The Simpsons Main Title Theme"
Ah The Simpsons
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Two men are arguing. One says "shut up, Nick! Hank Hill would totally want to be my friend." Nick says "Hank Hill would fucking despise you." The first man, erupting in tears says "you take that back!" He leans in close to other man and shouts "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!
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AIPAC Tracker @trackaipac.com · 10/04/2026
We’re proud to endorse @zevaforcongress.bsky.social in #OR05!
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 26/02/2026
Trans rights are human rights and if one of is ain’t free then none of us are.
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Tiny Skald | COMMISSIONS 2/5 @tinyskald.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
🐝🦇 #ffxiv #beedsm
Honey B. Lovely and Vamp Fatale from FFXIV's Arcadion raid.
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Tiny Skald | COMMISSIONS 2/5 @tinyskald.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
showing her the sights #ffxiv
Sphene and Wuk Lamat hanging out.
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Dread Gato @dreadgato.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Well this was one of the most insane threads ever.
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather
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Fenrishion || MSQ SG B33 || MCM UK H14 || FURUM || CFMY @fenrishion.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
brooooOOooo.... #ffxiv #ff14
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Tiny Skald | COMMISSIONS 2/5 @tinyskald.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
COMMISSIONS OPEN I'm opening up 5 slots for commissions for January! Your FFXIV, WoW, D&D character? You show them - I draw them! Got a favourite pairing? Would love to draw those too! Feel free to DM me if interested! TY for 💙 and reposts!
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Tiny Skald | COMMISSIONS 2/5 @tinyskald.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Yami Yugi staring directly at a vinyl of The Bangles' Walk Like an Egyptian thinking "what, what do we walk like, what does it mean"
Tea Gardner and Yami Yugi in a record shop, Tea is listening to music on headphones while Yami stares at the various items on shelves
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
OH WELL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATIN CHILLEN THINKIN ABOUT DA WORLD "EVERYTHING COULD BE FIND IF RICH PEOPLE HAD SLIGHTLY LESS MONEY, OH WELL GUESS IMPROVING THE WORLD IS IMPOSSIBLE " - 1. SIEZE ALL WEALTH OF ANYONE WORTH MORE THEN $100,000,000 2. IF YOU DONT WANT YOUR WEALTH SIEZED THEN GIVE IT AWAY MF 3. USE ONE TIME WEALTH TAX TO PAY FOR FOOD, HOUSING, SCHOOL, HEALTHCARE, AND LETS BE REAL HERE, WERE GONNA BUY SOME GALLOW'S , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 30/11/2025
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Dread Gato @dreadgato.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
This was a stellar read! My eyes are watering a bit.
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Dread Gato @dreadgato.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
My hero
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Metallix @0metallix0.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Random scribble while catching up on some streams, featuring @vulpixie.bsky.social and @shenpai.gay. I may try and re-draw this when I have my tablet again. #vulpixiefanart #Shenpaint
A Chibi version of Vulpixie is being chased by a chibi voxer who has the tank buster warning on him.
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Tiny Skald | COMMISSIONS 2/5 @tinyskald.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
day 28 - skeletal featuring Yato @dreadgato.bsky.social
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Dread Gato @dreadgato.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Duty Complete! #FFXIVSweepstakes #FFXIVxMHWilds
Screenshot from FFXIV featuring the Monster Hunter crossover event
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Incredible post game fit from Vlad here. Would appear that the Blue Jays success might have something to do with him solving the Millennium Puzzle.
Vlad Guerrero Jr. wearing sweater feature pattern of cowboy riding a bull. Wearing horn-rimmed glasses with gold trim and a triangular necklace.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 13/10/2025
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Oxo good grips broadsword
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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
So which member of the bsky team is going in the ring with Uwe Boll?
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Wendy Sparrow @wendysparrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The level of betrayal I felt before I watched the video...
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
being online in 2025 is figuring out whether a post about how everything is bad refers to the general state of being alive, or refers to some specific news item that was just published
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
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Fruity Snacks @ GATEway FATE (Meeting Room 103!) @fisherfruity.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
SHARE IF SAME - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKILLETON TRYEN TO RELLAX IN THERE HABITAT WHILE DA COMPUTER IS SCREAMEN "SHIT!!!" AND "DAMB" AND DA TEXT SAYS "NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT SOULD BE DONE ABOUT ALL OF THIS" AND THERE RIGHT , CURIOUSLY ALL TERM'S OF SERVICE OF ALL ELECTRONIC DEVICES PROHIBIT YOU FROM SAYING WAHT SHOULD HAPPEN IN DA WORLD WHEN SHIT GETS BAD, OF COURSE IF YOU WANT TO TYPE "LETS GO SHOPPING" OR "NO BREAD TIME TO EAT CAKE" ITS NEVER A PROBLEM ,COINCIDENCE I GUESS, JUST REMEMBER LAWS ARENT REAL, TRESPASSING CAN NOT POSSIBLY BE A CRIME AS FAR AS HEAVENS CONCERNED, AND WE WALK DAILY ACROSS THE BONES OF THE 100,000,000,000 PEOPLE WHO CAME BEFORE US ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN ASS MOTHER FUCKER, AND IM GONNA EAT A LOW QUALITY PIZZA LATER, ONE OF THE LAST GOOD DAMB THINGS THATS STILL LEGAL TO DO ON THIS SHIT PLANET - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 20/06/2025
#FFXIV Patch 7.3 will expand headgear support for Hrothgar and Viera! 🎩 🧢
A combination of two slides from the Letter from the Producer Part 87, with two screenshots showing both Viera and Hrothgar wearing hats. Disclaimer reads development screenshots are subject to change.
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FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 10/06/2025
FFXIV is trying out Bluesky! 🦋 Follow us and 🔁 while you're here so you and fellow Warriors of Light never miss #FFXIV news on Bluesky! For our fans around the world, be sure to check out our regional accounts as well! ❤️ @fr.finalfantasyxiv.com @de.finalfantasyxiv.com @jp.finalfantasyxiv.com
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The Amityville Jordan (1979) @jackal27.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
People think being nonbinary is freeing yourself from the shackles placed upon your birth, but it’s actually never being able to decide which protagonist to play in every goddamn RPG.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
figured i'd go ahead and post this in case anyone finds it helpful
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars
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Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp @thebestatty.blacksky.app · 07/05/2025
That man Maximillian Pegasus was really a grown ass man terrorizing little children with a buss down middle part bob 😭😭😭
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
NOT MY FAULT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON SETTLEN IN FOR A LIL NAP , AND IT SAYS "NOT MY TAULT IM SLEEPY !! I HAVE POOR NITRITION, STAY UP LATE EVREY NIGHT, DRINK A LOT OF COFFEE AND BEER, RESENTFUL OF DAYTIME TASK'S, NAP WHENEVER, BODY FEELS LIKE ITS WEARING THE LEAD COAT FROM THE DENTIST, MIND FEELS LIKE ITS WEARING THE LEAD COAT " - I AM ALSO HUNGREY ALL THE TIME BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ILL JUST DRINK COFFEE (GAS PEDAL) OR SMOKE WHEED (BRAKE PEDAL) TO CONTROL HOW FAST IM MOVING BECUASE DA ALIEN'S WHO DESIGNED THE HUMAN BODY DIDENT PUT IN DIRECT CONTROLS, IMAGINE IF YOU HAD TO EAT 1 POTATO CHIP TO MAKE YOUR CAR TURN LEFT OR 1 FRENCH FRY TO MAKE YOUR CAR TURN RIGHT, THATS WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE DRIVING YOUR SELF AROUND INSIDE A HUMAN BODY, MAYBE I WOULDENT NEED SO MUCH EXTERNAL STIMULUS IF I COULD JUST MAKE MY BODY DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT IT TO DO SHIT!!!! FROM DA FIRST DAY IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THEY YELL AT US FOR BEIN SLEEPY WELL GUESS WHAT SCHOOL SUCKS WORK SUCKS AND IM GONNA SLEEP THRU IT IF I CAN AND THATS THAT, IF YA DONT LIKE IT THEN VOTE , SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO PRETEND ELECTORAL POLITICS IS A RELEVANT SOLUTION TO HUMAN NATURE??? - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
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Casey Johnston @caseyjohnston.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
this is the kind of tech blogging no one does anymore and there should be way more of @willsmith.fun next.content.town/p/unfucking-...
next.content.town
Unfucking Windows - How to Make Your OS Work for You Again
You might think Windows is a lost cause, but there are a handful of things you can do to make it better for you than it is for Microsoft. Here’s where to start.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
GOOD - dashare.zone ADMIN
"ARE YOU FEELING DISCONNECTED FROM THE ""REAL"" """"WORLD""" ? GOOD - DRINK 1000 BEERS IN MIND NO HANG OVER SAY ALL REAL OPINIONS TO EVERYONE EVEN BOSS, CHILLEN IN YOUR MIND PLACE MAKES IT PBVIOUS THAT 3D WORLD IS FAKE, ANXOUS FOR NO REASON BEATS ANXIOUS FOR REAL REASON, ADJUST CLAIMS FOR ANY CEO EVEN IF YOUR NOT HOT, ALL CONVERSATONS GO PERFECTLY, NOT HERE WHERE DID I GO "BYE " MIND TIME " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - ONLY IN DA "PHYSICAL WORLD" CAN YOU BE CONSTRAINED BY THE DEMON FORCE'S OF MONEY AND RICH GUYS WHO RUIN EVERY THING SO THEY CAN RUN THERE NUMBER UP - IF YOU CAN CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SEE SOMETHING BETTER THEN WHEN THERE OPEN, THEN THATS YOUR PROOF THAT YOU ARE A DIVINE CREATER - JUST BECUASE YOU CANT SCREAM RIGHT IN DREAM'S DOSENT MEAN THAT THEY DIDNT HAPPEN - IF YOU HAVE MEMORYS OF WHAT YOU CREATED INSIDE YOUR MIND THEN THERE REAL - I BELIEVE IN YOU - YOU SOULD BELIEVE IN YOUR OWN SELF BECAUSE YOUR MORE REAL THAN ANY THING CALLED "THE ECONOMY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND ITS CALLED MANIFESTATION AND IF OPRAHS GETTIN IN ON IT THEN YOU SOULD TOO EVEN IF SHE MIGHT BE EVIL IDK NEED TO RESEARCH MORE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
A man walks into his apartment and says "glad to be home from work. time to change." He undergoes a Sailor Moon-like magical girl transformation, where a star pendant erupts into pink ribbons that cover his body and turn into his home clothes, a tattered Ween shirt and dirty sweatpants.
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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