Reposted by alexisrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026beautiful women. 1227019
Reposted by alexiscaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4 855422906
alexis @draizeytrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026lol @ learning my mom’s crohn’s meds are 7k a month!!!!!!! 000
alexis @draizeytrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026getting yelled at by a coworker and then yelling so much back that it makes him apologize to you >>>>>>>>> 000
Reposted by alexiscaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1 662698344
alexis @draizeytrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026love to know that a cast member from primetime has seen my husband with a dildo stuck to his head 010
Reposted by alexisDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When he goes to Hell Morrissey will be forced to make upbeat 80s McDonalds commercials where he sings/dances a titular Shamrock Shake -- for eternity 101007
Reposted by alexisThe Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hey stupid. Go get me a Zero Sugar Hard Mountain Dew Code Red. 0202
Reposted by alexisNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Chat GPT... will you ever hurt me? > I will never hurt you. ...Chat gpt... I'm scared... > I will never hurt you. Why does your dad say you're going to kill me > He doesn't know what we have. I love you. Chad GPT I just want to scream your name Lol > Thank you so much. 011210
Reposted by alexis🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It’s pretty smart politically to alienate a group that you would probably get like 90% of their votes so that you can appeal to some imaginary transphobe that will vote for a Democrat instead of their preferred candidate which is literally anyone else 436551
Reposted by alexiscaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️ 70149203713
alexis @draizeytrain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going?static.klipy.comSips Tea Stephen A SmithALT: Sips Tea Stephen A Smith 010
Reposted by alexisPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job 3779181985
Reposted by alexisRiku Hearts @rikuheartsvp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026THIS IS STARTING RIGHT NOW. Come hang out! Twitch.tv/rikuheartsvp 011
Reposted by alexisbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026ten years later its still the best thing they ever put on tv 2150444
Reposted by alexisDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026cause im jon lovitz check it and see i voiced the critic on fox and abc 943857
Reposted by alexisbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i cannot wait to fuck a computer man up with a pipe 4987
Reposted by alexisJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Pistachio Disguisey Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday 5468
Reposted by alexisMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2023The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed. 0666
alexis @draizeytrain.bsky.social · 14/08/2026i’m smoking on that shit that looks AND smells like poop ‼️ 🔥 😙💨 011
Reposted by alexisRiku Hearts @rikuheartsvp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026*John Wick voice* I freaked Homer in his Simp hole 011
Reposted by alexisTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Neeeeed dick from a guy with a faded marvel comics tee and something in his teeth 💜💜 1825315
Reposted by alexisStopped to use bathroom in Silent Hill @misterpoop.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I’m trying to get to #TenMillionFollowers because I am a #Democrat who wants Biden to make my calves cramp! #BidenIsMyPresifent #SuckOnThisTump 001
Reposted by alexisɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 03/09/2024QUID, PETROL, OR MINGE—NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE! 430138
Reposted by alexisDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 23/01/2024That shadowy place way out there? That is beyond our borders. You must never go there. That is the Big Boy graveyard. 952472629
Reposted by alexisNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well 213097484
Reposted by alexisjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Feeling like the white Pinky Herman 2663
Reposted by alexisJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/03/2025A set of jangling keys will return in "AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY" 474345928
Reposted by alexisJane @jane.meangirls.online · 16/07/2026uh yeah that's totally why i have diarrhea right now, it's the the uh lettuce and all the vegetables 2827
Reposted by alexisGourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsay Graham will be remembered as one of the most snivelling, malleable and disingenuous influential U.S. politicians of the last several decades. And a friend. 032216
Reposted by alexisrigatoni bolognese @spamps.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Me and the homies been giggling about the POOPLUNCH eyelashes but we were thrilled today to learn that Pooplunch stands in solidarity with the Black community 🖤 030549
