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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Ian McShane MacGowan @schwajohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kane Burns @bigpappykane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I told the security guys they were heroes and the one guy goes “I thought everyone here was gonna be too old for this” 💀
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Nick Ulivieri @nuphoto.com · 02/10/2026
Took a (very) rainy walk through the Loop tonight. I was absolutely soaked, but my camera stayed dry enough.
The pavement in Chicago is wet from a day-long rain. Street and traffic lights reflect on the stored in vivid colors. In the foreground, a person with an umbrella is an out-of-focus silhouetteCalder's Flaming - an orange, abstract metal sculpture in Chicago stands in a wet, reflective plaza. The sculpture is reflected in the rain coating the plaza's stone pavers in the evening with buildings in the background
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Darbys Flamethrower 🧡💙🧡💙 @tombomb0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can and will
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The thing about kangaroos is that there’s something just inherently very funny about an animal that can punch you
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.
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Michael Daly @michaeldaly64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I am but skin & bones..."
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: OK, BRAIN, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO WORK ON THIS PERSONAL PROJECT.

My brain: Y'KNOW WHO I BET HAS AN INTERESTING WIKIPEDIA PAGE?
BUN E. CARLOS FROM
CHEAP TRICK.
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Roger Langridge @hotelfred.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy 50th Anniversary to the Muppet Show!
Drawing of the Electric Mayhem band from the Muppet Show, with Doctor Teeth in the foreground playing a keyboard and the other band members playing behind.
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Phillu @phillu96.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thank you for sending me this one. He is badass and hunts everything down and won’t flinch when he sees a predator! Can only recommend this to all my masculine Men, those cats are the real deal!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Childless Dog Lady @old-lady-golfer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When my middle school teacher called me “Little Miss Gloria Steinem” I responded “That’s little Ms Gloria Steinem”.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem was an icon and a trailblazer. Her advocacy - from championing reproductive freedom, to fighting for workplace fairness - moved our country forward. All of us can and should draw on her legacy of leadership and advocacy to strive towards making America a better place.
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Timmy O'Danaos @odanaos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
*human walks into the kitchen for whatever reason* Cat: FINALLY someone concerns themself about my needs
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Dr Dwight Turner @dturner300.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#MidweekReflection
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David Leigh Roth @notonebit.com · 18/08/2026
😂Sound on #robots #UsainBolts
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This must be the third video of wonderful voices singing global scales I have seen, and each is mesmerising and has taught me things I didn't know. Such as: That these scales exist and how they, the bare backbone of tunes, reflect and unlock whole world regions' music. This is amazing.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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Chauvel @chauvel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Always the orange ones.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There was one particular dancer he thought would be good for his current tour. He made her an offer and she accepted. He went to Ike Turner, a notorious narcissist, and said "She works for me now, I'm Mick Jagger and there's nothing you can do about it." He is a fucking legend.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When mi k was in junior high school, his scoolmates called him ugly. He got a job as a model for a catalog. So when they called him ugly, he would say "I'm a model, what are you?" Then they made fun of his singing, so he started a band. Years later, he saw the Ike turner review in the late 60s.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mick is 83. He's rehearsing to go on tour. There is only one Mick. If you ask who this is, you are dead to me. youtube.com/shorts/v7Vl1...
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Warmup for you’all JaggerTheGreatest👅 #music #shorts #mickjagger #therollingstones #rollingstones
YouTube video by Mick Jagger
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/08/2026
nothing better than a tourist town that resents the tourists. thank you for coming to my ten-seat microbrewery and vintage ice cream shoppe. you son of a bitch
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don’t think you ever get over seeing a book you wrote sitting on library shelves & bookstore shelves 🥹😁 I’m So Happy You’re Here: A Celebration of Library Joy written by myself, illustrated by Lorraine Nam 🐧 📖
Smiling Mychal in a bookstore pointing up to a book on the bookshelf that he wrote and Lorraine Nam illustrated
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
me: i'm so exhausted. i can't believe it's only Tuesday. i looked at a computer 12 hours straight today and now i am going to sleep like the dead... my cat: HEY I FOUND MY TOY WITH THE JINGLE BELL IN IT AND AM SUDDENLY INTERESTED IN IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Only Multivitamin That Sounds Like Harrison Ford Is About to Say Something to You™
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Just remembered I’ve this on my calendar for the better part of a decade. Happy Dying Smart House day to all who celebrate.
Apple Calendar entry for the science fiction future of 2026.
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mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 25/07/2026
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Rob Zombie - Hellbilly Deluxe album art
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Twostones💙🌊🌻🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦🕊 @bullsd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Still Life With Toe Beans
A looong gray and white tuxedo kitten laying on her back on a blanket. She's laying in such a way as to have toe beans on all four paws visible. They are bright pink.
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Robert Williams @robertwilliams.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Meowloween @queerkitty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I had so many GYNs tell me the cervix doesn’t have nerve endings so this shouldn’t hurt (successfully bullied his replacement to start using anesthesia for IUD insertions) but FFS!! “Several decades ago researchers proved that the cervix is actually dense with nerve endings”???? Several. Decades????
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/07/2026
Every time I read a story about gynecology it's always something like "doctors discovered women could experience pain in 1989 but decided not to act on this knowledge for 20 years"
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Dr Dwight Turner @dturner300.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
#SundayThoughts
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 09/07/2026
If I could have a magic box that would let my cats understand me for only one sentence, that sentence would be, "For fuck's sake, throw up on the bare floor and not on the goddamn carpet"
Sugar the cat, who just went out of her way to move off the bare bathroom floor to throw up on the hallway carpet AND ALSO ON THE STAIRS, JEEZ
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James Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Pixar make this buddy movie
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Teeny tiny little duckling babies getting their feet wet in the Hudson.
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Charlotte Garden @charlottegarden.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If you have zero cats and are thinking about changing that, I highly recommend adopting a bonded pair of adults! It's actually easier than just one adult cat b/c they keep each other engaged.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 06/06/2026
Meanwhile, the kids menu includes a hate crime against Gen X.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Oh dear God!!! This is exactly what happens when dogs and cats lay down together. 😳 #Caturday
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Chris @chris-hhh.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
currently hanging out w these surfer dudes in hana, maui
cats and thai and a spouse pretending she doesn't know the weirdo on the ground, taking pics of cats
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David Leigh Roth @notonebit.com · 20/05/2026
Me assembling anything from IKEA
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 19/05/2026
You're living the good life, you little kitty.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
BREAKING NEWS: There are otters on the ottoman!
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