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Steve Danger Moore

@stevenmoore722.bsky.social
1.4K followers 101 following 8.2K posts

Notable expert on nothing. I am the tyranny of evil men, but I'm trying, Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 13h
My neighbor is cutting his grass for the third time since Friday. He should probably update his will.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 15h
The whole thing is disgusting. The women who say they would choose the bear make sense to me. When women would tell me they were used to guys trying to use them, I didn't get it. When I spent my evenings as a pub bouncer protecting women, I started to get it. I get it now.
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Democratic Activists @democratswin.bsky.social · 15h
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 23h
Just when you think you couldn’t hate the draft dodging pedophile any more he goes and does this.
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
a raccoon in the shower holding his head back with his mouth open and paws raised
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🇨🇦👠OhHellNoCanada👠🇨🇦 @ohhellnocanada.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NO child, in any country, should have to sleep in a concentration camp. But alas, the neighbor to the south has 250+ concentration camps. And we are supposed to be kind and thoughtful? Ya, maybe you all should be kind and thoughtful and get these CHILDREN freed from the terror they face DAILY
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just got a wanted pedo to agree to meet me because I told him I can hook him up with a kid. He's been wanted for 15 months. I'm going to go meet him and stuff him in a garbage bag and take him to court. If he's lucky, I'll pop a couple airholes in it
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Futurama Character Says Seconded
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are too many laws protecting people who desperately need to have the shit beat out of them.
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Opening a Can of Whoop Ass
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The governor of New Jersey has just declared the entire state a waterpark.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's bad when your corpse is rotting while you're still driving it
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's 4:20 somewhere.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Austin Powers: Mole!
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aside from the obvious, what about yourself would you like to change?
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You had to have a friend give you a secret code to join, which was easily bypassed by entering any series of random letters and numbers in any order.
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Man Jumps Into Green Car
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Walking home from the bar, I passed a house with a fenced in pollinator garden. The homeowner was checking her mail so I complimented her on her love of nature. She tried to guilt me. Lol, half of my property is woods, the other half is native plants and pollinators, I mow to keep from being fined.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Strumming Man Playing Guitar
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Elizabeth Lindquist @elindquist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Help flip #IL16 here: nolleyforcongress.com #paulnolley #nogoodlahood #lamelahood
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Paul Nolley for Congress
Our campaign stands for the people who build, grow, teach, fix, and feed America — not the ones who strip it for parts. Our country used to offer a simple deal: work hard and you could live a decent, ...
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 26/09/2026
I kid around a lot on BSKY but these are the top 6 Senate candidates where even a $5 donation will have an outsized impact.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I finally got to try Dubai Chocolate. It was good. I would recommend it over the (I'm sorry) Don't Buy Chocolate.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Health nut at bar: Your body is a temple. Me: Well I guess that explains why there was a line around it on Yom Kippur.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Woman at bar: You look familiar. Me: My band plays here sometimes. And I also do porn. Woman: *High fives me, then high fives her friend who looks confused. Then whispers in her friend's ear Woman's friend: Do you take requests? Me:
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Devious Evil Cat
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The noreaster in New York tomorrow is supposed to be pretty lively, the governor has already declared NYC a carwash
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My initial response to this is Fuck Ed Sheeran. But after much deliberation and introspection, I came to the conclusion of Fuck Ed Sheeran.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sitting on my porch minding my own thing when my neighbor across the street came over yelling "What is your problem with me?" Well you park your car right across from my driveway and you physically abuse your wife. Pick a reason and I'll kick your ass for it now. He went back across the street.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Douglas Adams
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am a devout atheist. However, if @mayor.nyc.gov asked me to go to his mosque with him, I would, because I think at least part of whatever made him a good person came from what he heard there. Also to show his beliefs the same respect he has shown to everyone else's.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's 4:20 somewhere.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Once they're born, they're on their own.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New season today. I guess I'll take a shower.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Offering suggestions for Halloween costumes, mostly for the ladies in my neighborhood.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes I watch movies in different languages because I like to keep my mind sharp in relation to languages I've learned. I just tried to watch a movie with a German title. I sat there not understanding a single word despite speaking German for years. The movie was in French.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My daughter is off school today so I took her to the playground so she could play with her friends in the neighborhood. There was only a young couple there with a baby when we got there and they pushed her on the swing, then packed up to leave. The large Irish Setter that was sitting by the bench
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 20/09/2026
Tonight, Jewish New Yorkers mark the start of Yom Kippur, the holiest day on the Jewish calendar. It is the peak of the Yamim Noraim, the Days of Awe, and an opportunity for profound reflection.
 
For those fasting — tzom kal, may your fast be easy and meaningful. 
 
And to all who observe, G'mar chatimah tovah. May you be sealed in the Book of Life for a good year to come.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don't forget to leave out milk and cookies for Earth, Wind and Fire tonight.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you live somewhere that is cold enough to require a dome for your sports teams, don't live there anymore.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reposting this would be very helpful. We're having a tough month at Skype a Scientist between much of my energy being devoted to Academy of Natural Sciences stuff. I need help!!
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How I spend my life.https://share.google/0sOcvcHHT2u0aQO9L
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Scrolling through random videos on YouTube and Susanna Hoffs' version of Different Drum with Mathew Sweet cam up and I have no regrets. youtu.be/GRO5ZZuJGYI?...
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hanging out with my friend Joe Limpweenie from Brooklyn (not his real name, but way funnier) and he throws out a Tommy Karate Pitera story. Back in the 80s Tommy wanted to see If his fists hissed like a fastball before they made contact so they took video. They did. He was that fast.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah, I'm broke, but I never had shit, so I'm consistent.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't know what Ed Sheeran said or didn't say. I will say this. Jews are people. Palestinians.are.people. Governments are shit. They're shit people with agendas based on the kind of greed that we can't begin to comprehend. I love Palestinians as much as I love Jews. If you can't, fuck you
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not crying, you're crying.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me on my way to Salem today. I got no brakes, so I have fun, I won't slow down For anyone.
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In a world of people who aren't this guy, be this guy.
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Democratic Activists @democratswin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Are you fuckin' serious? You're fuckin' serious right now? I'm asking, I wanna know, are you fuckin' serious?"
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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It has just become medically and mathematically impossible without risking certain death to sit on the porch and get as high as gas prices. Thank you for coming to my weed talk.
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