Dr. Lauren @dragonmustang01.bsky.social · 12hLove getting cold-called on a company holiday by some dude from a major company trying to sell my company some solution I'm pretty sure we handle in-house. Bro didn't even ask if i had time to chat, just launched into the pitch before I stopped him. 000
Reposted by Dr. LaurenBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint. 308122382245
Reposted by Dr. LaurenMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is both (a) the result of carelessness in the guardrails and (b) an unavoidable outcome with *all* AI. You can do better on (a) to mitigate when/how (b) occurs but a probabilistic model built to have essentially unlimited functionality will sometimes go bonkers. That's inherent to to the tech. 520537
Reposted by Dr. LaurenCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 24/09/2026Look, we know for fucking sure that my dog is sapient and also unpredictable and it turns out of he mauls someone I’m liable and he can be put down. 222258517
Reposted by Dr. LaurenREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026if you ever struggle with names when worldbuilding just remember there's a whole massive mountain range called The Rockies 742181337
Reposted by Dr. LaurenBatsCaulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 17/09/2026You know, I've been saying it for a long time, but it's great to hear Rick Scott say he's useless with his own mouth 073
Reposted by Dr. Lauren👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords. 4149131664
Reposted by Dr. LaurenMicah @rincewind.run · 01/09/2026a remarkably effective life hack: just be nice to people it's incredible how much goodwill people will extend to you if you're pleasant to them 7353341053
Reposted by Dr. LaurenJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 118313048381
Reposted by Dr. LaurenJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible 184572293
Reposted by Dr. LaurenMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 26/08/2026The first known use of 'nine-to-five' as an adjective was in 1927. The first known use of 'nine-to-five' as a noun was in 1975. 12951189
Reposted by Dr. LaurenIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Lindsay Ellis has unlocked this video from Nebula exclusivity on the occasion of Dolly's passing. I recommend watching, it will only be available for a limited time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJuK...youtube.comYes, Dolly was Actually That GreatYouTube video by Lindsay Ellis 11499607
Reposted by Dr. LaurenChris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I think this is how Gods are born 527367
Reposted by Dr. LaurenAlex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There’s something in these all of these anecdotes about Dolly’s understanding of bodily autonomy and self-actualization and how those are tied to *all* women’s ability to pursue and achieve their dreams but a cis gay guy like me is not the person to write it. 3576176
Reposted by Dr. LaurenC. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I don't know who needs a real pickmeup today, but in recent court filings about the wealth owned by Andrew Tate, they indicate the Bugattis and Aston Martin he always bragged about owning... were rented. All of them. 514859949
Reposted by Dr. LaurenSai ✧✧ Working . . . @saibraeus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026An incredibly stupid thought I had and wanted to draw for the longest time #FFXIV 101668764
Reposted by Dr. LaurenMedia in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 10299742167
Reposted by Dr. LaurenMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians. 204188143823
Reposted by Dr. LaurenMaria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 14/08/2026I am not a big person but if I met them I would get superpowers and become absolutely thirty-five foot tall and shake one of them in each fist like a ragdoll and yell THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS 718726
Reposted by Dr. Lauren852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274164512321
Reposted by Dr. LaurenMicah @rincewind.run · 10/08/2026I am not asking people to feel sorry for tech employees whose microkitchens no longer have diet snapple, but the shift from "we have to keep our employees happy" to "fuck off you ungrateful cretins" has happened at the same time as the tech oligarchs going full mask-off fash it's not a coincidence 211753311
Reposted by Dr. Laurenshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 08/08/2026huh wonder why people are rebelling against this technology oh well guess we’ll never know 13686871924
Reposted by Dr. LaurenLev Mirov @thelionmachine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I remember realizing it was trained on stolen data as soon as people began to get Supernatural and Omegaverse responses to goofy prompts on the first public version of ChatGPT with free inquiries, I never knew about it without knowing it had been trained on FF.N and other places. 1233
Reposted by Dr. LaurenBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Can't think of a thing that will radicalize a generation faster than "you've gotta let that old man in the corner over there see what's inside those pants before you play Kindergarten volleyball." 38292032397
Reposted by Dr. LaurenCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Not speaking ill of the dead is the greatest crock of shit, and you know why? Nobody has to invoke it whenever someone beloved died, you'll hear outpourings from fans about how authors touched their lives, people reminiscence about their favourite actors' best roles, a celebration of their lives... 644790989
Reposted by Dr. LaurenAliette de Bodard @aliettedebodard.com · 22/07/2026I've said it before but please stop copy pasting ai companies' press releases with no critical judgment And stop attributing human agency to ai. It cannot plan or think. Also patch your zero day exploits please 623040
Reposted by Dr. Laurenmensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026German broadcast. Nailed it 139149754994
Reposted by Dr. LaurenJack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 17/07/2026No fuck off we're not calling this "Millennial grey" this shit was dictated completely by boomer retiree house flippers we absolutely had NO say in this 36594552070
Reposted by Dr. LaurenDan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It is impressive that AI might actually scale *worse* than Blockchain. 343264902
Reposted by Dr. LaurenGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 12/07/2026BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays. 49134392110
Reposted by Dr. LaurenJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now? 10671491354
Reposted by Dr. LaurenThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us. 155188774437
Reposted by Dr. LaurenSteven Pumpkin Spice 🦇🎃 @silent0siris.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Note to self 2545541797
Reposted by Dr. LaurenKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 06/07/2026For my newsletter, I wrote about how bad I feel for Flo Balogun and the USMNT and how mad I am at Trump, Infantino, and US Soccer donor Scott Griffin. They took something away from all of us and for what? www.burnsnotice.com/usmnt-fifa-t...burnsnotice.comChrist This SucksIt's a dark day for football after FIFA suspended Folarin Balogun's red card 1619866
Dr. Lauren @dragonmustang01.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The red card was some bullshit but I hate this more. 010
Reposted by Dr. LaurenJulianne Dalcanton @dalcantonjd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”. 102931509
Reposted by Dr. LaurenBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 27/06/2026The America 250 stuff is sad to me because the idea of throwing a fun party to celebrate the country should be a slam dunk and we’re not going to get to enjoy it because the government is filled with incompetent boobs. 171547184
Reposted by Dr. LaurenDanielle Lalonders @dlalonders.bsky.social · 01/07/2026this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier 71103802523
Reposted by Dr. LaurenAgui!🌻 @aguichart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026If buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft 3392654123
Dr. Lauren @dragonmustang01.bsky.social · 30/06/2026*stares at every case involving the 2nd amendment in the last ten years* 020
Reposted by Dr. LaurenKate / Katelyn Forrest @kateforrest.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Aaaaand that's enough news my headspace can take for the day. 131095
Reposted by Dr. LaurenThe Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The best that can be said for the Supreme Court today is that they fell slightly short of destroying America. 412728
Reposted by Dr. LaurenMicah @rincewind.run · 23/06/2026it’s going to be so funny when he refills the reflecting pool a second time and the algae comes right back 632223193