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Depressed Cryptid Ryu

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Amateur TTRPG designer and aspiring writer. Massive video game nerd. a.k.a. Ryumaru on Ao3. He/him | banner by BlackOwlNebula on tumblr | avatar by InvaderHonk on tumblr

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if the vibes are arabian, that's spyro 2 you're playian if chinese it be, brother you're in spyro 3
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm immensely proud to announce that my texture library that's been in the making for nearly a decade is now available on my itchio store for indie devs to purchase commercial licenses. makkon.itch.io
screenshot of my itchio store, showing several texture packs available for purchse
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It feels genuinely ridiculous having to say this, but the point of art is to connect with another human. Someone thought of that painting or melodic line or scene or paragraph that is suddenly making you weep, and that means that they saw you and understood you without even meeting you.
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/09/2026
an AI cannot meaningfully be horny therefore an AI cannot meaningfully make music
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Sean McKnight @ynot1989.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Its just Clippy, but it costs the GDP of Poland to run.
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discopawbs @discopawbs.buny.social · 30/09/2026
a bianca from a few months ago i forgot to put here!
Miss Bianca, a white-furred anthro mouse lady from The Rescuers in a cream sweater and brown-plaid skirt. She's standing casually and eyeing something happily to the side.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 4h
Look, I hate feeling like I'm just harping on this, but I really could use the financial support right now. I'm still hunting for a day job, and to keep myself and my partner financially secure for another month I need to make about a hundred more dollars. Much appreciated ko-fi.com/depressedcry...
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Silly dollthing (Alison!)🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sillydollthing.bsky.social · 16h
youtu.be/cPE11mzU_Hk?...
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Wolves Eating Pumpkin
YouTube video by RM Videos
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았 @acenth.bsky.social · 9h
why deadlock had to be a pvp moba hero shooter with all that juicy material
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Scott Forester @scofoe.bsky.social · 8h
It's Spooky Month again!
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 4h
Got a new chapter up! This one features intrigue, subterfuge, and fungus beer. archiveofourown.org/works/923741... #fanfic #DuckTales #AnimalCrossing
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Night of the Wolpertinger! - Chapter 4 - Ryumaru - どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series, DuckTales (Cartoon 2017) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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epicjana.bsky.social @epicjana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ticklish
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Sgt M @sgtm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Game design meme for me and maybe three other people on this site.
Guy looking at random encounters: "Wow! RPGs are grindy!"
Text overhead: "Random encounters help ensure that the the play experiences combat at regular intervals instead of avoiding fights and ending up underpowered, increasing the risk of quitting entirely."
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Hell-Bat, CE🔞 of BIRTHDAY TODAY!! 🎂 @lostboy1977.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seriously, Alex is right on the money here. They say Gooseworx is cringe. They say VivziePop is cringe. And among the populations saying it's all cringe, you've got media-illiterate mouth-breathers (for Goose), pedophiles stalking your coattails for clout (for Viv), and other massive creeps. 🤷‍♂️🧐☝️
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
NEW ADVICE-FROM-LIEBER LIST! I've posted these tips as a thread before, but I figured it's about time I made it available as a single, shareable image.
MISTAKES I'VE MADE THAT YOU CAN AVOID
Don't be like me.
1. Don't trash your own work when complemented. In that context your self-deprecation is insulting someone else's taste! Just say thanks and change the subject. Maybe credit an influence?
2. As far as your readers are concerned, comics are drawn with a printing press or a monitor. Don't fetishize the original art or the tools you make it. Anything that gets the story told the way it needs to be told is the right tool for the job.
3. Don't use one job to audition for another. It's unfair to your collaborators and a betrayal of the reader to get flashy or sexy or explosive if the moment in the story doesn't call for it.
4. The important storytelling choices on a page can be worked out in thumbnails. Gesture, camera angle, framing, broad arrangement of tones-get this stuff right before you worry about anatomy, lighting, drapery, or facial expressions.
5. Some artists can put down a final inkline with no underdrawing, but that's because they're skilled and experienced enough to do all that underdrawing in their head. You probably aren't. Get your underdrawing right and save the masterstrokes for the masters.
6. What you're feeling while you work doesn't matter. What the audience feels when they read it does. You can be happy and still do a great drawing of someone in agony. You should understand what you're depicting. It's not necessary to experience it in real time at the board.
7. Get a fresh eye on your work. You never know when some accidental juxtaposition is going to completely change your intended meaning.
8. Don't let getting things 100% right keep you from getting things done. It's easy to get bogged down in research or prep sketches. Make a schedule at the start of a project so you know how much time you have. Do the best you can with the time allotted and move on. But...
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Clicking Google's fun whimsical throwback logo today sends you to an AI chat pre-filled with a goofy prompt and immediately hits you with a warning that it is potentially dangerous to continue. You couldn't make a better commentary on how badly they have fucked up the internet if you tried.
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In this period of time filled with AI stupidity, let's celebrate those we are not celebrating enough: Art supporters, Art commissioners THANK YOU! Thanks to YOU, many artists can do what they do the best and keep being productive but most importantly Artists can LIVE!
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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apdoodles @apdoodles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
V.IV RUSTY - STEEL HAZE #ARMOREDCOREVI #AC6 #アーマードコア
An illustration of the mecha "STEEL HAZE" from Armored Core 6. It wields a large laser slicer on its left arm, whirling it rapidly to block incoming fire.
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PLEASE REPOST PINNED, NEW MEDS NEEDED @irisposting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I NEED PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION I WILL DIE WITHOUT THIS. paypal.me/cjmcwillams venmo: areanynamesopen I TAKE THESE FOR LUPUS SYMPTOM CONTROL, if you take them consistently for years like I have you -cannot- stop suddenly. You DIE.
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BuvanyBu @buvanybu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Apple Jack post
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Fluor 💡 COMMISSIONS OPEN @fluorescencefuture.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[ #StarFox ] fashion sense headcanons for (most of) the crew, might do more 👗
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BuvanyBu @buvanybu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pinkie Pie post
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This story brought me back to Kara, one of the mothers in my book, There Is No Place for Us. She was homeless with her four kids while driving for DoorDash. They had to pee in bottles so bathroom stops wouldn't make her late. After gas, she earned $6.50 an hour—75 cents less than the minimum wage.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow. So any writer looking to get on VGen without an invite is just kinda fucked, huh?
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just had an unexpected emergency expense set us back a bit, so if I could get some commissions and earn another $130 that would be fantastic...
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Damn, these glass bottles im throwing from my roof keep going rogue
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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.
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JoCat 🔜 Spokane Ren Faire @jocat.net · 26/09/2026
Please be wary of any managers of talent/creator agencies who use my name as a way to self-vouch for their connections and work I've never had any for long enough to have made a significant effect on my work/reach/channels that I would say warrants citing me, and if they do, major red flag
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red @rednovember.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
durandal when he's winning: they're gonna measure my dick in lightyears, little man. i'm teleporting you into the ninth circle of hell, there's a button down there i need you to press. ciao durandal when he's losing: listen man. we're gonna be ok. you're important to me
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
VPN bans are a direct response to age-verification. Legislators are frustrated that people are getting around their surveillance, but rather than rethink their strategy, they're doubling down and banning VPNs. Fight the Flock-ing of the internet.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Man Who Saved The World. May his memory be a blessing.
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 03/04/2025
My favourite thing in this genre is the DVDs from the original Dead Rising, which until about a year ago were somehow completely undocumented online
Low res fake dvd cover for a movie called "Pulsating Garbage" depicting a disembodied eye above a garbage bag with a pair of crows silhouetted in the foregroundLow res fake dvd cover for a movie called "My Dog, The President". A golden retriever wearing glasses and a suit with a red bowtie stands at a lectern in front of an american flagLow res fake dvd cover for a movie called "Laser Baron of Jupiter". A dorky guy in a weird ruffled pleather-looking jacket stands in front of Jupiter, wielding a bright purple ray gun in each handLow res fake dvd cover for a movie called "I Married My Own Pants!". A sad looking blonde man cradles his head in one hand. Behind him, a pair of disembodied sweatpants
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Sean Chiplock 🟡 🔜 Animate! Philadelphia (Pennsylvania) @sonicmega.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THE HEAD AND SLEEVES ARE ALL CROCHETED HOW COULD I NOT
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MELFIST @lordmelfist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When someone tells you that, in theory, AI could make a cure for cancer, point out to them that AI is being used to train and control killer drones now, IN PRACTICE. Cure for cancer isn't even in their top 1000 list of things to do with it.
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whimsy saves lives and that's not hyperbole. When people in power want us to despair, it's a lifeline to your humanity and joy. Get more whimsical right now
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Stefanie B Commissions Open and Looking For Work! @stefanieb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So when I posted this on reddit last year I had a bunch of people say Trazyn's cabling looked like a dick, and unfortunately now I see it.
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🌕 WereFoxy Gekkerson 🖤🩶🤍💜 @foxygekkerson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's not just undisclosed defecative AI, it also secretly installs NetEase Protect 2 (a kernel anti-cheat,) and ad trackers to the Windows Registry that relay personally identifiable data via AppsFlyer to an unknown third party, entirely undisclosed and no opt-out. steamcommunity.com/profiles/765...
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Steam Community :: BeardedBear :: Review for Aniimo
⚠️ WARNING: Puts garbage in your Windows Startup & tracks your PC Disclaimer: I'm not a legal professional, so please do your own research after reading. These findings come from inspecting the game's...
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Brian PJ Cronin @brianpjcronin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“It’s not pervert glasses, it’s a tiny fuzzy pervert you wear around your neck because you trapped him in a tiny pervert cage. It’s not weird. He likes the cage, if you know what I mean. Now come over here and let him have a good look at you.”
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I do not think it is much of an exaggeration to say that British media is one of the least trustworthy institutions on the planet.
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David J Bradley @davidjbradley.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I forget why I made a gif of Imotekh reaching for Froot Loops but it felt rude not to share it.
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Professor Scritch @professorscritch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Posting to terrify Tommy Tuberville.
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Ducky🦆 @duckdraw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sorry the art has been kinda lacking and that I haven't really drawn anything of quality in a while.. Truth is, I simply haven't felt much like an artist lately. I'm still not 100%. I don't know if I ever will be. It's like I hit a dead end with ... everything. Life? I dunno.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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Mare Pan @paarsec.com · 24/09/2026
literally this
Entrepreneurship is like one of those carnival games where you throw darts or something. Middle class kids can afford one throw. Most miss. A few hit the target and get a small prize. A very few hit the center bullseye and get a bigger prize. Rags to riches! The American Dream lives on.
Rich kids can afford many throws. If they want to, they can try over and over and over again until they hit something and feel good about themselves. Some keep going until they hit the center bullseye, then they give speeches or write blog posts about "meritocracy" and the salutary effects of hard work. Poor kids aren't visiting the carnival. They're the ones working it.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 24/09/2026
in the age of AI, making art is a radical act
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