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Depressed Cryptid Ryu

@doublestormryu.bsky.social
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Amateur TTRPG designer and aspiring writer. Massive video game nerd. a.k.a. Ryumaru on Ao3. He/him | banner by BlackOwlNebula on tumblr | avatar by InvaderHonk on tumblr

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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An image displaying "Emergency Pay What You Want Commissions" as well as examples of the commissions one could get, including written fiction, material for use in TTRPGs, and specific mechanics for that material.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
From the deepest, most sincere part of the bottom of my heart: FUCK. YOU. Get the fuck out of here with your slopbot-generated comment. Rot in Hell.
A screenshot of an Ao3 profile with no works, bookmarks, or history to speak of.A screenshot of an Ao3 comment generated by an LLM trying to bait the author of a fic into buying commissions.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLE, THEY'VE BEEN DOING THAT THE ENTIRE GODSDAMN TIME!
The "trending" display for Bluesky posts, showing "ICE agent draws gun on US citizen" as the number one topic.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
So... my job fired me over some technicalities regarding when I clocked off from a shift. While I'm looking for a new one, I'm looking to try and keep momentum for myself and my partner, so writing commissions are open! I'm currently opening 5 slots, and possibly will do more depending. Thank you!
A screenshot that reads: Hello everyone! Due to a little bit of financial strain, I'm opening up quick fiction commissions. For $10 USD, you can get:
Approximately 500 words of fiction, original or fanfic, shipping or not - up to 2500 words.
Material to use at your gaming table, from quick NPCs and adventure hooks, to locations and unique treasure, to villains and their schemes.
Write-ups of said material with specific mechanics for PF2E, Daggerheart, Exalted (3E or Essence), or Fabula Ultima. Other systems can be discussed, requests for D&D 5e and related systems will be ignored.
Make any of the above SPICY for an extra $5!

I accept payment through Zelle, ko-fi, and Venmo. If your commission includes OCs, I will need references of some kind. DM me if you're interested!
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I would love to have art of this guy, even if I don't have better references (yet). Personality-wise imagine the fusion of Dante (from the Devil May Cry Series) and Vash the Stampede.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The icon for the early 90's CGI series ReBoot
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Capitalism is officially too stupid to be able to make fun of now. This is from where I work.
A picture showing a grocery store sale sign. It is a two-for-five dollars deal on boxed macaroni and cheese, proudly displaying that the buyer saves all of nine cents on each box with this deal.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"I need this."
A purple image macro with a prompt: write an erotic story in only three words.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Oh _hell_ yes. I'd prefer a SFW picture of this guy (for now). This is Kallic - he's a professional martial artist that really just likes helping people. Absolutely no ability to say no to a pretty girl (or any girl, really). And listen. Listen. Miss Castlerock is absolutely adorable. 10/10.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Webtoon can fuck right off. Let me read the full damn comics without installing yet another FUCKING app.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
IT HAS ARRIVED
The shiny golden cover of the box for the official Final Fantasy XIV TTRPG Standard Rulebook Deluxe Edition.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
And part 2, the other half. For those who might want to give it a run themselves, the card list is: 3x Glyphid Acid Spitter 4x Glyphid Grunt Swarm 2x Glyphid Praetorian 1x Huuli Hoarder 1x Mactera Grabber 3x Mactera Tri-Jaw 2x Swarm!
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Part 1 of my custom #SentinelsOfTheMultiverse deck for Hoxxes IV! Having a lot of fun bringing my homebrew to life.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Been futzing with custom #SentinelsOfTheMultiverse decks, and found the magnificent builder at unitysworkshop.com. So naturally the first thing I did was make a card for my #FF14 PC.
A Sentinels of the Multiverse hero card depicting a male miqo'te from Final Fantasy 14 dressed in a grey coat and wielding a gun.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
M-marinara-senpai....
A picture of "Sensitive Marinara" sauce - marinara sauce without onions or garlic included.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Um. I think my luck has gone cracked. I hope this is a good omen for Moona! #HoloCure
A screenshot of HoloCure, displaying a player having obtained three different "super" items.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Actually it occurs to me that my WoL hasn't had a lot of pictures posted here. So let's fix that. Meet R'tahn Tia, master Machinist, magitek engineer, and deadly wrench-thrower. Kinda hard to see in the close-up but he does have heterochromia; his right eye is dark green and his left is blue.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Got my Halloween costume up for my boy R'tahn! Had to give some love to No-Mercy Percy, and not just for how much he's influenced my writing for R'tahn. #FFXIV #CriticalRole #VoxMachina
A male Miqo'te pointing a rifle at the camera, dressed as Percy De Rolo from Critical Role.A male Miqo'te from Final Fantasy 14 dressed as Percival De Rolo from Critical Role.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
Proud to announce the first official character portrait for CrossRoad's example characters, courtesy of the talented black-owl-arts.tumblr.com! Meet Valnir, the Wolfen-Hearted, blessed with a lupine transformation to make him a better protector of his home. He also makes a great stew.
A chest-up portrait of a werewolf with blonde hair and a braided beard. He is wearing chainmail and furs, and smiling gently at the viewer.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Sometimes the fun of RPG development is making ridiculous decisions and sticking to them.
A stat block for a vending machine as an RPG enemy.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
Eowyn insists on being "helpful."
A picture of a grey-and-white tabby cat sitting on top of a computer mouse.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Seriously, look at this. And honestly the best part isn't the fact that you're having a conversation with your own subconscious, but the fact that the rules text explicitly says to get the other players involved. When it comes to TTRPGs, this is PEAK design.
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Depressed Cryptid Ryu @doublestormryu.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
Inaugural cat pic! This is Eowyn, she is a complete cuddlebug.
An image of a female gray and white tabby cat lying on a couch. Her face is buried in a blanket.
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