Reposted by Miss AlyssaMatt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 4hWhite House Correspondents Association throwing an immediate emergency third dinner after seeing this 29967136
Reposted by Miss AlyssaAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4hTrump on Jon Husted: "I don't do this with men very often. I started examining his body, because I didn't know he was a great athlete ... I looked at his ass" 9572325582
Reposted by Miss AlyssaTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026El-Sayed’s response to Kennedy: 17284341416
Reposted by Miss Alyssadr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026this isn't who we used to pretend to be 242785471
Reposted by Miss Alyssahammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad 6140191030
Reposted by Miss AlyssaMac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality. 4151881332
Reposted by Miss Alyssajamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026come 2028 vance will be cutting ads specifically denouncing his in-laws for coming to the united states 2165779872
Reposted by Miss AlyssaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek. 14559161123
Reposted by Miss AlyssaNo Joyman @nojoyman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just learned some shocking and destabilizing information about Roy Orbison 2169788
Reposted by Miss Alyssahannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026will you people shut the fuck up 2616357613
Reposted by Miss AlyssaMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1348869952
Reposted by Miss AlyssaKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week. I unfortunately have other plans. 2628119636
Reposted by Miss Alyssajamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026someone call up will smith we need him to do something 190101611131
Reposted by Miss AlyssaAgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026JD's kids be like... "Huh?" 1925
Reposted by Miss AlyssaKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist 25850871106
Reposted by Miss AlyssaJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice 561718198
Reposted by Miss Alyssaokibi ☯️ @gravelife.com · 29/09/2026people that use claude to dig for records don’t deserve ears 0793
Reposted by Miss Alyssadarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*adding “belarus potash” to the long list of phrases that dominate the news for a couple of days before never being mentioned again* 542109157
Reposted by Miss AlyssaThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026TALARICO: “The richest 1% now owns more wealth than the entire middle class. 3 dudes (Musk, Zuckerberg, Bezos) now own more wealth than 165 million Americans combined… they aren’t just buying yachts and jets anymore. They’re now buying power.” 🇺🇸 (From @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social ) 12247311814
Reposted by Miss AlyssaKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Jeopardy! but it’s one of those sex thrillers from the ‘90s starring, like, Stephen Baldwin. 1603904188
Reposted by Miss AlyssaChris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026TWELVE EPISODES?!?!?!?!?! 1814117
Reposted by Miss Alyssarax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026every unemployed music journalist wearily shouting IT'S CALLED BABA O'RILEY at the same time 1655128
Reposted by Miss AlyssaAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/09/2026Trump on Talarico: "He called it 'beat meat.' I don't know what the hell he meant by that." 5642166
Reposted by Miss AlyssaAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/09/2026Trump: "Only I can make this promise to you: If the Republicans win the House and Senate, I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000" 6581540265
Reposted by Miss AlyssaRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary is going to cause me physical pain to witness and no power on earth will stop me from seeing it opening night. 502493129
Reposted by Miss Alyssabig bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 215167564232
Reposted by Miss AlyssaKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026Possibly the most American news of all timelocal12.comPrison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debtResidents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457. 280173804947
Reposted by Miss AlyssaBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Schumer's daughter works for OpenAI. Gillibrand's son founded a new crypto exchange backed by billionaires. In case you were wondering why things are the way they are. 411378474
Reposted by Miss AlyssaElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Friends. Friends. Maybe, I dunno, don’t rush the field when we beat a MAC team with the aid of a leap second or some bullshit? 1929315
Reposted by Miss AlyssaDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"Michigan, miraculously, takes down Western" are not words that augur well for a promising season 81513
Reposted by Miss AlyssaAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/09/2026oh my goodness -- Trump's hand looked absolutely awful yesterday (Kent Nishimura/AFP via Getty) 4792510514
Reposted by Miss AlyssaDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Roses are red Get ready to guffaw 3071978
Reposted by Miss AlyssaMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“The administration wrote to several grantees working on maternal health that while ‘maternal and infant health are important issues,’ their work ‘does not advance minority health with regards to OMH’s current priority areas.’” we don’t loathe these people enough. 341396449
Reposted by Miss AlyssaKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My man looks like he owns a Hooters-branded Discover Card 70410000938
Reposted by Miss AlyssaYashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 03/09/20261. Rick Steves has spent $2 million of his own money to rescue a single-screen theater in Edmonds, WA. This is part of a multi-million-dollar effort he has made to invest in community properties in order to preserve local institutions and keep them serving the communities they were built for. 268103791889
Reposted by Miss AlyssaMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026maria barta no movariety.comMaria Bartiromo Out at Fox News, Fox BusinessMaria Bartiromo Out at Fox News, Fox Business 1141732176
Reposted by Miss AlyssaPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026taylor lorenz podcast on temporary hiatus 272270119
Reposted by Miss Alyssaslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026he got him. he finally fucking got him 8657841300
Reposted by Miss AlyssaGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I want to ride the everyone mocks Seth Moulton train until the end of the line 73386472
Reposted by Miss AlyssaAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I keep thinking about how Republicans campaigned and fundraised forever off of the Clinton administration repatriating Elian Gonzalez to Cuba, how they told Cuban-Americans for generations that only Republicans could be trusted to protect their families and friends... and here we are 291480417
Reposted by Miss AlyssaSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Not when he’s got his prescription pad out 1053385454
Reposted by Miss AlyssaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month. It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger. 19073521295
Reposted by Miss AlyssaLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026The value of Graham Platner is that right up until all his red flags came toppling down upon him is that he is the most naked example of the amount of grace & credibility Simply Being White grants you. Compared to Abdul El-Sayed, who has to re-earn every ounce of credibility he has on a daily basis. 7779061847
![The five musicians also bonded over a shared appreciation of the English comedy troupe Monty Python.[22] Harrison, who had worked with the members of Monty Python on various productions by his company HandMade Films since the late 1970s, particularly appreciated Orbison's gift for impersonation and his ability to recite entire sketches by the troupe.[23][24]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ruhz5ufdduuay7lw4u2n54q3/bafkreifom6qy2rxjjnzvbqqw67hlqxkgu4vvoqha7z447hyfj6wbwsn3ae)
![Hi Katherine,
Timcast Media is partnering with the Chicago Thinker to host a student event in Chicago on October 9 at 4:00 PM.
The event will feature a one-on-one conversation with Tim Pool followed by a live student Q&A. To create a dynamic and balanced dialogue, we are specifically seeking a featured guest to represent a left-leaning perspective.
Timcast Media will fully cover and arrange all travel and accommodations.
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
Sincerely,
[REDACTED]
Hi Lisa,
Sorry, I'll be too busy slamming my hand in a car door that day to talk with Tim. Hope you understand.
Kat](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ats4shmeia7i7ildqm3denmd/bafkreihrnihg6l6eacs4g7kcvw3y2loydewmvlmo4g4adezheys6j3byim)
