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Donettes

@donettes.bsky.social
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30s, NC, cat father, novel reader, traveler, gardener, man about town.

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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 15/08/2026
These gloves don't cause neuromuscular incapacitation the way that a taser does. In fact, they only work when applied directly to bare skin. These aren't made for apprehending anyone. These have one and only one use: causing extreme pain to already-restrained captives. In plain language: torture.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
JUST NOW — Schumer Interrupted: “What could be more corrupt than backing genocide? How dare you talk about corruption. It’s amazing you can show your genocidal face in public!”
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
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REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 27/06/2026
absolute height of comedy is when they cut to the goal and you see how many kid keepers they've got
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Donettes @donettes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Brad Lander SMOKED Goldman holy shit
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 15/06/2026
this New York Times article on the SpaceX IPO spends more time talking about the company's IPO day party plans and decor than they do the fact this is all a giant unworkable con orchestrated by an overt white supremacist huckster
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Elon Musk Becomes World’s First Trillionaire on SpaceX’s First Day of Trading
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
good example of how interviewers can humiliate MAGA guys not by arguing with them but just getting them to straightforwardly describe their beliefs
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We can’t nominate any Democrat who doesn’t put Supreme Court reform at the top of their list.
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If you know you know @privatechand.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It is safe to say that this man is not making any real decisions right now. That of course raises the question: who is?
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Donettes @donettes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Didn’t news just come out yesterday that US cars are going to be tracking your every move by 2027
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Imagine spending your last few precious days on this planet like this. Ranting about birthrates when you dedicated your life to guaranteeing a hostile and unaffordable future for 99% of humanity
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Tom Pepinsky @tompepinsky.com · 28/04/2026
An underappreciated aspect of DJT's current political standing is that most Americans are just not that interested in him anymore, and are changing the channel to sports or reality TV. After 16 months, he is actually boring now, and everyone knows it except for the establishment media
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Obviously one’s first instinct is to point out that Bill the Butcher is the villain but let’s not forget the detail that he is literally in a cuck chair in this scene
A Meghan McCain tweet depicting Bill the Butcher from Gangs of New York in the chair with the American flag draped around him with the text "Me and everyone I know after this weekend"
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The Duckman))) @theduckman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Once again because I picked up a few new followers.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
been laughing at this all day
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
DIANNA: Isn't Michael Jr so adorable. HER HUSBAND: Michael what? DIANNA: Michael... the junior member of our loving close-knit family...
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Donettes @donettes.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Is FD Signifier the last breadtube adjacent person who hasn’t either been outed as a freak or a fascist?
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Khanna: They’re saying this technology is going to be bigger than nuclear, bigger than electricity, bigger than aviation. Last I checked, we have an FAA for aviation, nuclear energy is regulated, and electricity is regulated.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
it feels trite to say at this point but that would be murder & illegal & i'm pretty sure advocating for it is also illegal
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/09/2024
KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you. DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition. [later] BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass FARMER: what the hell
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Jacob Kramer-Duffield @jaykaydee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
first you suck out the curds and then you use your prehensile tongue to extract the succulent nutmeats
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Very funny to do this while getting embarrassed in an armed conflict, which was arguably the only thing left that this country might still be good at. What exactly is the threat here, that we'll collapse our economy at them?
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Daily Trix @dailytrix.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
From The Financial Times: "I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' without the fear of getting cancelled . . . it’s a new dawn."
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
on this team and gonna keep saying: behind the extremely thin veneer of concern and responsibility of anti-Bluesky takes is the desperate attempt to portray something that is obviously their problem as though it were our problem. nice try. go with God, have a blessed day
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/02/2026
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/02/2026
damn, but that would mean that all the smirking jagoffs who spent the entire election cycle telling us voters wouldn’t care about the administration’s reprehensible support of an obvious genocide were….. wrong??
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Brian Crecente @crecente.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
It sounds like a joke, but it's not. If a Republican politician ever accuses Democrats of something, there's a very high chance that it's something they did. It's almost pathological.
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 19/02/2026
‘Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear.’
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes
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mcc @dryad.technology · 31/01/2026
So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 31/01/2026
we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Amy when you’re done self-promoting do you think you could go get that kid out of that concentration camp
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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Grumpy dad energy @fdsignifier.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The old panthers did not say it was about immigrants. This is a lie.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public
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Christopher Terry @christopherterry.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.
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Steve Held @peoplesfabric.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Another thing we saw in Chicago. They terrorize neighborhoods but pretend no one actually lives there. A man in my neighborhood just happened to be coming home during a CBP kidnapping and ended up with six broken ribs.
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Members of Congress should be openly stating right now that military action against Greenland will result in impeachment and removal of the President and the Vice President.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 14/01/2026
Next up: a phased system of tax credits available to victims of ICE harassment with incomes under $75K who were brutalized in calendar year 2025 & have been enrolled in community college for a year or more but less than four years, notwithstanding other deductions.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
this is all it’s really about for them. Not domestic policy, not “economic anxiety”, just an endless desire to punish stand-ins for the Mommy who forced them take a bath, even if it tanks their own quality of life.
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atticus goldfinch @atticusgf.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
You gotta realize, they should be ascendant right now. They control every branch of government. The Maduro thing was seen as a _win_ to them. They are barely a year into this illegitimate presidency and they're despondent.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The guy who shot Marimar Martinez, which resembles Renee Good's shooting in many ways, shouted "Do something bitch" as he shot her. He is also a weapons instructor.
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Donettes @donettes.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
You mean running the democrat playbook of stabbing the left flank of your party in the back over and over again while never delivering anything and trying to appeal to the right wing by conceding every argument to their framing is stupid, reckless, and will never work? Who could have known?
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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