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I write call scripts for voters to call their reps on Bluesky. Former elected, Dad, Husband. Amateur photographer. He/Him Profile Pic by @kassiadesign.bsky.social

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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 4h
I'm sorry but Tommy 'Furries in the Skies' Tuberville still holds that particular crown.
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 29/09/2026
Can we all just agree that we're reliving the 70s? Iran, oil crises, sex parties, mustaches... Am i missing anything?
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 29/09/2026
This is a systemic issue with chat gpt. Every model regularly ignores explicit instructions and routinely fabricates data even when the requested outputs are in its dataset.
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Post SZN Nope @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The woman carrying the baby and food in the Giants game clip that went viral has written the full story of her marriage and what happened in the stands that night. If you’ve commented or shared any of the clips you also need to read and share her story themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 23/09/2026
Thanks @gavinnewsom.bsky.social 🙄
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 22/09/2026
I recently built an emulator appliance in linux to emulate all the machines of my childhood. The custom launcher might be my favorite part. #retrogaming #startrek
LCARS Launcher from Star Trek
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 22/09/2026
What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
The pilots lounge from Wing Commander (DOS)
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 15/09/2026
When the apocalypse comes, my only goal is finding this guy
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 15/09/2026
Read this as confederacy.
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 13/09/2026
the offense for *my* chicago bears putting up a 50-burger to open up the season?
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Halle Berry Happy Tears
ALT: Halle Berry Happy Tears
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Something we don't really talk about is Caleb being as fast or faster than any quarterback living or dead
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 13/09/2026
The circular breathing at the end! Holy shit.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 13/09/2026
here’s that anthem, for anyone who missed it:
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
LOOK AT THIS BIG BOY THROW AND BIG BOY CATCH
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Rothaí @rothaiocht.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
25 years ago, I worked a block away from Fr. Mychal Judge‘s home church, known for running “the best breadline in the city.“ Extraordinary man. What a loss.
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Father Mychal Judge, Gay Franciscan Killed in the North Tower, Could Be 9/11’s First Saint
The first recorded death at Ground Zero would become the first known gay person canonized a saint in the Catholic Church’s history.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/09/2026
i am incredibly excited to share our research about how paying people’s rent through mutual aid made an impact on minnesota this year we accidentally collected more data than anyone ever has for an effort like this, and can very seriously say we prevented an eviction bubble that everyone expected
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/09/2026
"Because of the trade war with Canada, I will be putting Chicago in "Toronto Mode""

[A screenshot of Google Maps showing the Chicago area, but the geography has been turned 90 degrees clockwise so that Lake Michigan is positioned at the bottom of the land instead of the east. The location pins and map labels remain oriented upright.]
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Your dad would be proud as hell of you, my man.
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 11/09/2026
So many, but recently I built an emulation box, to run all the PCs of my childhood (Apple II+, Atari800, Dos6.22, Win95, Win98), but the best part is the Star Trek LCARs themed launcher. (System runs Debian on a 7th gen core i7 I found for $200 and a classic eMachines CRT.)
LCARS themed emulator launcher
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 10/09/2026
Every time a democrat goes on Fox News.
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Arrested Development But It Might Work For Us
ALT: Arrested Development But It Might Work For Us
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Chuckgofer @chuckgofer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bring back Hotdog Stand you absolute cowards
Screenshot of Windows 3.1, using a theme (At the time known as Color Scheme) called Hotdog Stand.  Bright Red and Yellow.
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MU-Peter Shimon 🀄 @mu-peter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🔆Good morning! Take a moment... Take a deep breath... And watch a beaver eat cabbage. 🦫 Studies show that watching a beaver eat cabbage lowers stress by 17%🧪 www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNeP...
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Studies show that watching a beaver eat cabbage lowers stress by 17%
YouTube video by El Burro “El Burro Grande” Grande
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K. Kruchten @kmkruchten.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I want this. Very much.
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 05/09/2026
🚨Mars Cheese Castle Alert!!!! #BelieveInFilm
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 04/09/2026
Does anyone from #lawsky have an explainer for what the judges options are and what he can and cannot do?
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 03/09/2026
Good riddance HBO Max #FuckJKRowling
Roku HBO Max subscription cancellation reason. Under other it says fuck JK Rowling
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just saw Great Wolf Lodge described as “moist Chuck E. Cheese” and I’m absolutely losing my mind.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026
This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
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sam @samthielman.com · 25/08/2026
The Dolly Parton and John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 25/08/2026
Naively failed to consider the potential ramifications of the Chicago Bears playing in a state run by guys like this. Geographically close, moral compass couldn’t be farther from ours. No thank you.
I was appalled by what happened during the Indiana Fever game last night.
Chicago's Natasha Cloud threatened former NBA player and future WNBA first-round pick Enes Kanter.
There is simply no place for this type of woman-on-woman violence in our society and it needs to stop.
Lt. Governor Micah Beckwith (@LGMicahBeckwith)
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 21/08/2026
Intentional #AccidentalKubrick
A single point perspective shot down the length of the interior of a A321 Neo
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 21/08/2026
Mastadon We don’t need AI to mansplain why you’re wrong.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/08/2026
sometimes, when logging onto bluesky and checking the discourse, this is the best approach
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Grampa Simpson Walks Away from Bart
Alt: Grampa Simpson comes in and walks right back out again
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 19/08/2026
Pervert glasses.
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Nora Biette-Timmons @biettetimmons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
oh my god that's it
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Marie Follayttar @mariefollayttar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A canvasser for @SenatorCollins campaign has threatened to call ICE on @therealsjames a prominent Maine black man. Is Susan sending canvassers to target and harass our community? Mainers deserve to know & Samuel James deserves an immediate apology and assurances that ICE 1/2
A door knocker for susan Collins just threatened to call ice on me. 

Samuel james.
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"Street Wise She/Hercules" Ella Tailor $200/$700 @garaktailor.com · 17/08/2026
In a healthy society the only closet a child should ever be in is The Criterion Closet.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
(Preseason football matters! But in the context of looking at individual performances and plays. The stats are mostly fake. Thank you for coming to my ted talk)
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 16/08/2026
This should be photo of the year if there is such a thing maybe
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Brent @danverzone.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sharing this: 90s comic inker Timothy Dzon (West Coast Avengers, G.I. Joe) faces medical & housing crises. Signed comics ($12+) & completed sketches ($80). Send your own books to be signed too (COA included) Details: www.facebook.com/share/p/1Eh2...
Screenshot of a social media post. Text at the top reads: "If you feel like donating anything please do so a any time. He greatly appreciates your help at this time." Below the text is a photograph of an older, thin man with grey hair, a mustache, and a small goatee, wearing a blue tank top. He is sitting indoors next to a window and holding up two identical trading cards featuring the G.I. Joe character Dr. Mindbender.
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Bex 🖤🏴 @thinlyveiledtruth.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/08/2026
"meep meep ass location" i cannot breathe omfg 💀
The quoted post reads "Liminal Stop Sign," Monument Valley, Utah. The image shows a very isolated stop sign at an intersection of what is presumably a highway. It is a desert climate, with two towering rock formations in the background, and a perfectly clear sky. 

When I tell you it looks EXACTLY like a still from the Warner Brothers Wile E Coyote cartoon.

The quote says "meep meep ass location." It was here where I stopped being able to breathe.

(Meep meep is the sound the Roadrunner makes, whom Wile E Coyote kept trying to kill with elaborate schemes that would backfire in the most hilarious ways)

I'm still giggling at this one.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Shows! Milwaukee Madison KS Minn St Paul Houston Austin Dallas www.TMBG.com
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
HI FRIENDS! I am launching the GoFundMe for my Facial Feminization Surgery today! I’m having to fundraise in a very short amount of time due to insurance shenanigans, so every little bit helps! Please donate if you can, reposts are deeply appreciated. 🏳️‍⚧️💜🏳️‍⚧️
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On August 26th I'm scheduled for facial feminization surgery. I've been workin… Sage Deviant needs your support for Support Sage's Facial Feminization Surgery
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 08/08/2026
I’m tickled pink that this part has exactly 2 likes. @astrokatie.com and her mom!
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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 07/08/2026
Pre-ordered!!!!
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