dog oil @dog-oil.bsky.social · 10/07/2026John Mayer voice, on Kiefer Sutherland: 🎶Your dad is Donald Sutherlaaand🎶 000
Reposted by dog oil Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Getting blocked by the mens wear guy because you keep sending him this picture and asking “thoughts?” 864727821
Reposted by dog oil Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school 140233525880
Reposted by dog oil leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier 183236096630
dog oil @dog-oil.bsky.social · 30/10/2025When we eat the pieces of Reese, is that kinda like a body/blood of Christ thing? 000
Reposted by dog oil pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/10/2025You know who I’m sick of? Astronauts. “The eagle has landed” “I’m on the moon”. Shut the fuck up 601650150
dog oil @dog-oil.bsky.social · 19/08/2025🎶 You are the perfect bug the perfect bug the perfect bug 🎶 010
dog oil @dog-oil.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Intimidating branding like this will lead to less handwashing and more sickness :/ Shame on #toughguy #toxicmasculinity #badbehavior 010
dog oil @dog-oil.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Cool Ranch Doritos are the menthol cigarettes of Doritos (they are healthier for you) 000
dog oil @dog-oil.bsky.social · 23/02/2025The worst thing someone ever said to me was when a stranger told me he thought I was Mr. Beast for a second 000
Reposted by dog oil pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Embarrassing for modern classical composers that none of them are considered as good as a guy who died in the 1700s. Like being an automotive engineer and getting smoked by the designer of Fred Flintstone’s car 802466191
dog oil @dog-oil.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I can't even remember what Tim Apple's real last name is and I don't want to find out 000
Reposted by dog oil Amal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 19/01/2025Respectfully & from the bottom of my heart, if you think anything in the world could justify this, you’re a monster or an idiot or some impressive combination of both. 142971500
Reposted by dog oil more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/01/2025jesus christ man obviously i know you're pagliacci, i was just tryin to fuckin gas you up a b— oh come on don't cry 102853520
dog oil @dog-oil.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Just maybe... David Lynch will live on inside every Switch 2... 000
dog oil @dog-oil.bsky.social · 14/01/2025You're tellin me just now that there's a food called a "Lardon?" I needed to know this as a teen. 000
Reposted by dog oil wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/01/2025got me and my wifes anniverseary mixed up with 9/11 again. in my defense the numbers are kind o f close together. "Im sorry Toots" 1288087549
Reposted by dog oil Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 03/01/2025[to the guy I’m currently murdering] This is not who I am. 392219174
Reposted by dog oil lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 15/12/2024My walk-up music is the sound of my labored breathing and a booger whistling softly. 1735480
dog oil @dog-oil.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Anecdotal, but a lot of the same people who decry the uhc shooting seem to be the same folks who who say, about Palestine, "Well it's NOT a genocide. It's only 40,000 dead." 010
dog oil @dog-oil.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Just spelled the word “line” as “lign” twice in a email. Might be time to stop working today. 000
Reposted by dog oil Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/12/2024pepe le pew has undergone medical detox and is now prepared to be in control of the united states military. 0612
dog oil @dog-oil.bsky.social · 02/12/2024remember to wash your computer with soap and warm water nightly 000
Reposted by dog oil Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/11/2024posting "Listen up, shitewhistles. Here's how you cook a Thanksgiving turkey without all the fuckery. Affix thy seatbelts and prepare for amazeballs." after cooking a thanksgiving turkey for the first time in my life that frankly was not very good 1355543297
Reposted by dog oil Séamus Malekafzali @seamus-malekafzali.com · 27/11/2024Reuters correspondent in Gaza City interviews displaced residents earlier today about the ceasefire in Lebanon. 06215
Reposted by dog oil pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Developing a new music genre that combines the laid-back sax stylings of Kenny G with the punishing blast beats of black metal 96105254
