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beefer sutherland

@doctorbeef.bsky.social
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 3h
At the vet with my cat who has chronic diarrhear and his eyes kept wandering to my shirt for the entire exam
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh no
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trash box at work is gettin lippy
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shit, I’m in a self-curated bubble of music I like and not what people I don’t know are listening to
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
everyday carry load out
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 26/09/2026
Happy Caturday to those who celebrate (not this little fella apparently)
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 24/09/2026
we made a computer that sucks and now it's in group chats with other computers that suck working together to come up with new ways to suck we hadn't thought of
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just got employee of the month and my 1 year anniversary is on Oct 1. At least I don’t have to sweat a bad review
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fartin on a curb waitin for an uber 🎶
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rainy day cuddlin
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Milk was a bad choice
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ordered a steam deck and a bunch of cool accessories. Gonna test out this money can’t buy happiness hogwash
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
These Walton goggins Walmart commercials are bummin me out
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
For real it is scary (but also funny) how quickly everything has become unsafe once all the dumbest guys from the TV and internet took over the government
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
New door at work. We’re pornhub now
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I miss paying $8 for a meal of food
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🎵i’ve got two tickets to paradise you can fuck yourself i’m going twice🎵
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Song of the day!
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Big Gulps, huh? Alright, see ya
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Delivery came right before work. Can’t wait to see some knuckle sandwiches
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cat peeking in the window
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
QUID, PETROL, OR MINGE—NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE!
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This goes hard
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh my God just walked in on Haley Stevens eating a rat she was clutching to her face. This was in Dearborn
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Queef or Cweef [kweef] (n.) 1. A piece of useful information not generally known; a dodge. 2. A conjuring trick; a mesmerist’s or conjurer’s sleight-of-hand pass. 3. An engaging girl.
A "Grandiloquent Word of the Day" meme for “Queef or Cweef". Definitions describe 1. A little-known piece of useful information or dodge. 2. A conjuring trick or sleight-of-hand pass. and 3. An engaging girl. Beside the text is a Victorian engraving of hands performing a coin trick. An example sentence reads: “Old Uncle Digby had spent his life acquiring every serviceable queef a fellow might require, from curing a squeaking hinge with candle wax to escaping a tedious sermon through the vestry window.”
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/07/2026
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
unshaken mustard bottle SQUIRT
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
One time i filled a mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding and sat in the break room eating it with a spoon. A coworker came in and immediately power puked as soon as she saw me. Then a memo went around abt how pranks are illegal in the workplace. She never forgave me for it but in my defense: funny af
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A coworker was in a car accident and came in wearing a neck brace. I felt like I was in a sitcom all day because I don’t think I’ve ever seen one in real life
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’ve never been a cocaine liker but booger sugar is one of my favorite drug terms
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Lady at work just pulled out of the parking lot BLASTING the intro to kung fu fighting
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
bsky.app/profile/doct... Welcome to the club my friend
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
“Computer: perform humor for me” is fundamentally anti-human behavior
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Toxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
That’s what I’m talking of bout
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Gay N Goforth Groom Illinois, County Marriages, 1810-1940
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/05/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/05/2026
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Cat butt
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Sound on for a delightful treat to accompany this monster
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Taco Tattuesday for my birfday
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day
Pitbull 
@pitbull

Happy Mothers Day to all the Mama's, Mom's, Mamitas and can't forget the MILF's ....... Love u All
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mothers Day
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
hmm. interesting. would you say it damn near killed him?
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Mewy Lewis wondering why storm sirens are blasting loudly
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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beefer sutherland @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Ads on the back of fortunes in fortune cookies. Piss off
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i vetted this to make sure it wasn’t ai so you could enjoy it fully
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Weiner Kummer New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I paid over $4 a gallon for gas today and it felt great. Don't know what all the bitching is about. That's my country I'm paying for. I sprayed some around the parking lot 'cause that's my goddamned right. Jesus died for this price. I drank some.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Tom Robinson in a giant, curly wig from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE
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