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beef hellington

@doctorbeef.bsky.social
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quirky fella

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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 4h
I can’t wait to play this Coffin Flop-like game
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pic doesn’t do it justice, but I got Mr Meowgi on me leg. Mewy Lewis on the other leg hopefully by year’s end
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He can stammer with the best of em
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The twist? It’s not a fella and the farts aren’t from the bum
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Havin a bit o fun with the anti el sayed texts
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yup. To fill a fuckin Nissan
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bad ass
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
can’t stop laughing at this
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hasn’t mentioned it yet. Playing it cool
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At the vet with my cat who has chronic diarrhear and his eyes kept wandering to my shirt for the entire exam
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh no
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember next to nothing about the show but I remember this line lol
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I only know about the song because people are pissed about not knowing the song. Haven’t heard it tho
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trash box at work is gettin lippy
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shit, I’m in a self-curated bubble of music I like and not what people I don’t know are listening to
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Didn’t a Jenny jones guest kill another at one point?
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thanks. It’s on my wishlist and now I have a reason to buy it
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
everyday carry load out
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 26/09/2026
Happy Caturday to those who celebrate (not this little fella apparently)
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 24/09/2026
we made a computer that sucks and now it's in group chats with other computers that suck working together to come up with new ways to suck we hadn't thought of
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just got employee of the month and my 1 year anniversary is on Oct 1. At least I don’t have to sweat a bad review
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey, I thought this was satire 🥴
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Burnt to ye olde crispe
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Luckily, I have found a nice little haven for freaks. It’s been pretty nice so far
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fartin on a curb waitin for an uber 🎶
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.amazon.com/ILM-Bluetoot... I have one of these for riding my scooter. Is this overkill?
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looks like the new tax has the pot dots up to $15 at the place by me
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We have a brand called mojo that has a line of fun sized candies based on all the name brand ones like snickers, Kit Kat, Twix. About $12 for a bag of 10 @ 20mg each. Great deal
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Also, I’m in MI, so I don’t know if it’s one of the brands that are multi state or not
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They’re called pot dots if I remember correctly
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sometimes I buy these 1mg m&m style chocolates but they’re only like $10 for 100. I can deal with that
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I say guff all the time and I agree with you
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rainy day cuddlin
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Milk was a bad choice
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The glycerins. Nice
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I honestly thought that’s what it was
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just bought the first couple seasons on dvd. He’s so good
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(Outcast voice) bombs out of Baghdad 🎶🎶
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Doc sloptopus
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I sincerely think this would be a good question to ask lol
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I still think about that dude sometimes
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
lol I just heard Old Man on the Back Porch today and was thinking “ya know, these guys shoulda gotten more play”
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just got a steam deck, will investigate. I need to know some games
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ha! I sing about cheeseburgers to the tune of Higher Love all the time
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think about this regularly. I always come up with various types of guy that this would piss off lol
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beef hellington @doctorbeef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Worked himself into a shoot. I hope he still gets made fun of for that
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