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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 3h
They’ll be fine
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 5h
And with that Reimer commercial I got to fulfill my lifelong dream of being the Sabres play by play announcer.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 6h
Shut up hockey's on!
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 7h
I cannot believe the Sabres are about to play hockey. In this day and age. At this time of year.In this region. Completely centralized in our kitchen.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 16h
Wait that's what minecraft is? I would've been playing minecraft.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 16h
Let's go.
Legendary Buffalo Sabres play-by-play announcer Rick Jeanneret looking sensational in a maroon sports coat and orange, white and black striped tie with a smile on his face that says, "my team is going to fuck you up tonight." Go Sabres.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This goes from the Bills to binoculars quick so head on a swivel.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This goes from the Bills to binoculars quick so head on a swivel.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum may have played for the Bills at some point but I can’t remember he said staring off into the ocean
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This picture is incredible. It kind of looks like Josh and Hawes are solemnly and calmly praying on a pile of people.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you can win covered in that much poo, you’re good. Above the poo, as the kids say.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When you see Wesley Fillmore from AOL Blast in a commercial.
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'gif of Leo DiCaprio getting up out of his chair to point the tv at something he recognizes
Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'gif of Leo DiCaprio getting up out of his chair to point the tv at something he recognizes
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is that game in Tecmo Super Bowl the computer decides you will not win
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We need a child with a pure heart to look out the window and wish upon a star
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We need these jerseys put into a poo bag and shot into the sun.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great return in a disgusting jersey
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope the Bills win
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Mexican army in 1836
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They Might Be Giants but they're all the way over there and I have terrible depth perception.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m participating today but in a red non-contact jersey.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Picking apart @bobz.bsky.social‘s survivor pool corpse like a turkey vulture on a roadside possum.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Let’s see more of his butt!
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gonna take in football today with the morbid curiosity of a cat watching a dying mouse struggle.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m gonna watch Sunday football like a tiger that mortally wounds a gazelle and nudges its kids toward the poor struggling creature to go in for the kill guys I’ve been drinking
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She’s a cop who sets tables on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now I can go to sleep and by sleep I mean stay up and watch first half highlights
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who hasn’t heard of Heinz ketchup?
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Henry Ford in 1903
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When there’s a little decline coming out of the grocery store and your cart basically rolls itself
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Bills are in the locker room watching 2 broke girls
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thinking about running to Jim’s for a stinger in tribute to DJ
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If the Bills don’t score here they have no chance
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you haven’t yet scored a Bills touchdown stay in line!
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The lions look like me trying to eat snow crab
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rousseau scoring 40 Quarterback Sackings isn’t even a stupid thought. It’s conservative.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Palmer scoring 20 Wide Receivering TDs isn’t even a stupid thought. It’s conservative
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bills rising above that obstructed view of their cock and balls.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Josh scoring 30 rushing TDs isn’t even a stupid thought. It’s conservative.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Benson-Östlund-Quinn is an incredible grouping I want to watch play hockey but do not want to see at my Dave and Busters party
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hope the Bills win
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Man, I love this city. Two singles released this week from amazing local bands. Just released track from Buffalo’s own Whitetails. whitetails.bandcamp.com/track/everyt...
whitetails.bandcamp.com
Everything Is Changing, by Whitetails
track by Whitetails
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I gotta be honest I wasn’t sure but yay
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Too soon!!
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Games like this make me so glad I don’t answer that postgame phone anymore because this is a super good football game and people lose their minds.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They’re fine.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When dad eats most of the salsa El Ranchito put on the table
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Our country is fine!
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We’re all going to live forever
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No! Gave them too much time in the half! Go down there!
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Now at every home in WNY someone is explaining who Pinto Ron is to someone
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