D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comJennifer Lawrence: I'll Take BothAlt: Jennifer Lawrence: I'll Take Both 010
D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is what happens when you get political appointees as ambassadors 010
Reposted by D'Lo RedMohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social 121381533
Reposted by D'Lo RedDuncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets. 132497831
Reposted by D'Lo RedLee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 28/09/2026"You say you don't believe anyone in NI wants to relitigate things from 28 years ago. Given that you are standing there because the Orange Order went to court to relitigate something from 28 years ago and are cheered on by the DUP and UUP, what, exactly, are you talking about?" Simple question. 010414
Reposted by D'Lo RedLee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 28/09/2026The Orange Order went to court *specifically* to relitigate something from 28 years ago. That's why you're standing at that microphone, Chris. 110211
D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It me. I have no idea what "Choosin' Texas" is and am only gleaning it is a song by context. 000
Reposted by D'Lo RedRachel Cunliffe @rmcunliffe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m a dual national. I’m not planing on committing any crimes anytime soon, let alone ones with a sentence of 5+ years, but if I ever did I’m not sure why my second passport should disqualify me from facing the same British justice system as everyone else and instead strip me of my citizenship 1430471
Reposted by D'Lo RedOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One of my favourite anniversaries today: the 19th of Ken Russell announcing his second-last film… 5477
Reposted by D'Lo RedCinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic 202027428
D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Poe poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Edgar Allen Edgar Allen Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Edgar Allen 000
Reposted by D'Lo RedSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 74255709587
D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I think Ed Sheeran's only way out of this is to say, on stage "I fucked up, I'm sorry to Macklemore, all my other supporting acts and to the people of Palestine. I'm donating all the proceeds of this tour to Palestinian aid" and then drop a massive Palestinian flag across the screens. 021
Reposted by D'Lo RedSuper Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is incredible nitter.app/banteg/statu... H/t @gregdoucette.bsky.socialnitter.appbanteg (@banteg)>be me >discover effective altruism >apparently normal charity is inefficient >why donate to random sad thing when spreadsheet can tell you optimal sad thing >fair enough >buy mosquito nets >save live... 24683220
D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Very disappointed that the live action ATLA skipped over the desert and the creepy owl spirit of knowledge and the sand benders. Also it seems to miss a beat of Ba Sing Se being creepy by having them arrested on arrival. And how did we skip SECRET TUNNEL 🎶 100
D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you don't have a union rep... Join your fucking union. 010
D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have always fucking hated pushers of effective altruism 010
Reposted by D'Lo RedJordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Miranda: I can’t believe that town voted to leave the UK! Charlotte: Many women feel unsafe though. It’s horrible. Samantha: oh honey I’d love it if this town got an influx of men. French Zack Polanski: Le Big eez moving to ‘Olborn and St Pancras 48816
Reposted by D'Lo RedWill 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Piddington" is what Aldi call their Peruvian Immigrant Bear Shaped Cake. 719727
Reposted by D'Lo RedLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I can't believe I lost over a million followers for saying that billionaires are bad. Please repost and follow me if you agree billionaires are bad. 25418114
D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I have had to turn my Google account to French because it. Won't. Fucking. Stop. Speaking. Turkish. At. Me. This is the only way I will ever understand anything 000
Reposted by D'Lo RedWWN @waterfordwhispers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Nation's Bláthnaidhs Add Another Letter While No One's Looking waterfordwhispersnews.com/2026/09/1… 2479
Reposted by D'Lo RedLouise, Prof/Dr @louiselocock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Oh blimey, here we go again. Time to vote in the National Trust AGM to keep so-called 'Restore Trust' off the council. Use the quick vote to ensure we don't split the anti-Restore vote. Or.... 1/2 www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...nationaltrust.org.ukAnnual General MeetingYour Annual General Meeting will take place online and in person on Saturday 7th November 2026 at the STEAM Museum, Swindon. 23314237
D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is how I flirtstatic.klipy.comSister Michael: Is This My Wake? (Derry Girls)ALT: Sister Michael: Is This My Wake? (Derry Girls) 010
Reposted by D'Lo RedDan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’m just a person on my fucking knees begging the government to use its absolutely massive majority to do something extremely fucking popular: save our democracy. 792174499
D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Lads, we've found it. This is the best Trump joke anyone can make this weekend. 000
Reposted by D'Lo Red𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12/09/2026“All of our agents are currently assisting other tormented souls. Your anguish is important to us. Press 1 to scream into the Void. Press 2 to scream louder. Press 3 to accept that life is meaningless." 1312614484
D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The people that make the fake tube stickers are why London is amazing 011
D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I once hit the front and centre woman in this picture with a crossfire of silly string. She did not fine me, smiled and wished congratulations. 10/10 Bedel 010
Reposted by D'Lo RedDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 10/09/2026Optimus Prime, waiting patiently for his visa appointment on Cybertron as he negotiates H-1B sponsorship with Nvidia. 2845
Reposted by D'Lo RedDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 10/09/2026I know this isn't the main point but: The Transformers are famously undocumented immigrants hiding in America (among other places) having fled the consequences of a civil war. Do these chuds think Megatron was in the US on an O-1 talent visa? 529366
D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Another great moment of the tickle v giggle saga is this ruling that Helen Joyce has no business chatting about gender. 010
D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Fuck you Sall Grover and hat tip to my old tutor (who probably doesn't want me calling him Jamie any more) Mr Justice Edelman AC 000
Reposted by D'Lo RedHannah Graham @drhannahgraham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Reform UK MSP David Smith asks the First Minister about whether the Scottish Government would consider imposing restrictions on Muslim women wearing the burqa in Scotland. John Swinney's response is spot on. #FMQs 714358
![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
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HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
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