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D'Lo Red

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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 16h
This is a terrifying question that should never be asked
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 17h
Our sources confirm that the Brits are at it again
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 17h
Questioning why the Belfast-set Blue Lights opens s3 with Dirty Old Town
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ground spices lose their potency after a while so shouldn't celebrate birthdays. Eating them won't kill you but after a certain point they become beautifully colourful dust. But yeah, it's not hard to get through a jar if you use it on the regular and much, much cheaper than eating out.
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Evergreen skeet
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can't believe going to bed on time after a balanced meal and a little exercise means I sleep well and wake up feeling refreshed. Honestly this is completely unfair and should not be allowed.
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is brilliant. Thanks for sharing!
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fifty quid on the lettuce
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The worst, absolute worst thing about living here is that I've had the shits on and off for a year including a full blown bout of giardia and have I lost any weight? Have I fuck.
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Dr Holly Nielsen @hollynielsen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please enjoy this very normal cottage :) www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
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Check out this 1 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
1 bedroom detached house for sale in The Wellhouse, 3 Machpelah Yard, Hebden Bridge, HX7 for £250,000. Marketed by EweMove, Covering Yorkshire
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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.
Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's really not... We're hoping that they will choose the *National Alliance* as their coalition partner, rather than one of the more outrageous far right. The national alliance are the party that has an annual celebration of the Nazis "liberating" Latvia.
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyone vaguely aligned with or to the left of, e.g. Macron thinks the country is going to take a dark turn under these guys without the moderating force of JV in coalition
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hate to burst your bubble but that party was kicked out of the European green europarty for its homophobic and xenophobic policies. They're not the worst in Latvia but they sit with Meloni's ilk in the European parliament and the Polish Law and Justice party.
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok, I'll bite What's the anecdotal evidence for the names of looked after children? I mean, other than Katie Hopkins...
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well those Latvian election results are fucking awful, aren't they? I just can't believe we're in a place where we hope that the National Fucking Alliance makes it into government to be a *moderating* influence.
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The ability to pour hundreds of millions of pounds into a loss-making TV channel, bent on wrenching British politics sharply to the right, is yet another of the ways in which extreme wealth is trying to remake UK democracy. It needs to be part of any serious conversation about political funding.
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mean Girls: Boo, You Whore
ALT: Mean Girls: Boo, You Whore
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Any time an English character is named "Lowell," "Ryder," or "Piper" I want to blow up the tv industry
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Depressing corbyinte and further-left entryism
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Prof Sheena Cruickshank @sheencr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Excellent images to have a coffee whilst admiring
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Comedy wildlife photography award finalists 2026 – in pictures
A selection of the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026 finalists – from a shortlist featuring a caiman wearing a wig, a leopard doing a handstand, a strutting white-tailed eagle and a polar bear appeari...
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's October 3rd
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Mean Girls: The Burn Book
Alt: Mean Girls: The Burn Book
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Indeed. How many millionaire artists keep performing despite being physically incapable of spending all their money
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kate @katertot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Kevin Donoghue @donoghuek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anakin-Padme meme, with Padme assuming Irish will be required
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know, I once had to restart a game of werewolf six times because one girl was so incapable of getting it she gave herself away within the first ten seconds. When she finally got it, the doctor instantly saved her because he rightly guessed the werewolves would take her first.
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Barry's death was sad?
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jennifer Lawrence: I'll Take Both
Alt: Jennifer Lawrence: I'll Take Both
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is what happens when you get political appointees as ambassadors
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Mohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page headline of The National, Scotland
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This especially applies to those who converted to Catholicism in adulthood
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 28/09/2026
"You say you don't believe anyone in NI wants to relitigate things from 28 years ago. Given that you are standing there because the Orange Order went to court to relitigate something from 28 years ago and are cheered on by the DUP and UUP, what, exactly, are you talking about?" Simple question.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 28/09/2026
The Orange Order went to court *specifically* to relitigate something from 28 years ago. That's why you're standing at that microphone, Chris.
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They get column inches but not publicized meetings with ministers who refuse to meet others.
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Helen Joyce is, of course, Irish but focuses her hatred on the UK mostly. There are some socially conservative activist organizations with some semblance or respectability that are anti trans but they're equally pro-life, anti secularism etc etc.
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Legal protections are better There isn't as much of an industry in inviting horrible people (of any stripe) on TV to spout bilge unchecked Small vocal amount of terfs and far right bigots but far less platformed, far less influential. More intersectionality: very little LGBT w/o T nonsense
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Jane Casey @janecasey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A story in alt text.
Inciting incident: A large confused orange spaniel discovers the love of his life, a tabby cat, asleep on a pile of blankets, on a bed. Dramatic tension: The spaniel looms affectionately over the cat, who has just opened bright green eyesCrisis/resolution: the spaniel immediately remembers the cat is the scariest creature he knows and il fiche le camp tout suite. All the cat has done is raise his head and Disapprove.Fin: The cat, with ears set to reverse disapproval, relishes his solitude.
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It me. I have no idea what "Choosin' Texas" is and am only gleaning it is a song by context.
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or just like... Anyone born in NI. After the Begum ruling said you could strip someone of UK citizenship if they were merely*eligible* for another citizenship, even the most devout orangeman could be deported to Ireland at the home secretary's whim
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Rachel Cunliffe @rmcunliffe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m a dual national. I’m not planing on committing any crimes anytime soon, let alone ones with a sentence of 5+ years, but if I ever did I’m not sure why my second passport should disqualify me from facing the same British justice system as everyone else and instead strip me of my citizenship
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of my favourite anniversaries today: the 19th of Ken Russell announcing his second-last film…
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Evergreen reminder
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Run
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Poe poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Edgar Allen Edgar Allen Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Edgar Allen
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You deserve a huge following. I showed Sharon.avi to a colleague last week and she laughed so much she fell out of her chair and couldn't breathe
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D'Lo Red @dlored.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why are we suddenly calling them orange? They're GINGER
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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