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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 28/09/2026

What if Wilson from Home Improvement was Brian Wilson? And he refused to peek over the fence until you gave Eugene Landy an executive producer credit on Tool Time.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 25/09/2026

Write a heartwarming coming-out/coming-of-age family comedy in four words: "Hello trans, I'm Dad."

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 25/09/2026

If you want to see how easy it is to regulate AI when the legal incentive is there, simply ask ChatGPT to compile a list of quotes where J.K. Rowling has used virus-based imagery to dehumanise trans people. It's suddenly very strict about what it's able to help you out with.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 25/09/2026

Life now just feels like that cartoon where the Wile E Coyote clone and the sheepdog clock in, fight all day, then clock out, but with The Left and The Right.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 30/07/2025

Sandie Peggie is Viz Profanisaurus slang for the anal discomfort experienced following a spontaneous beachside encounter with a sex toy that was not adequately wiped clean of accumulated grit prior to use.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 15/09/2026

I know it's a rhetorical expression, but The Proclaimers literally look like they enjoy the smell of their own farts. Like they're wine connoisseurs savouring the bouqet of a nice [ChatGPT, insert name of recognisable, amusing-sounding wine here, like that one Paul Giamatti doesn't like in Sideways]

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran quotes his own lyrics while sexting followed by a winking emoji.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran once occupied all top 10 positions in the UK singles chart which is why everyone whining about "slop" can go fuck themselves. I've been PRAYING for robots to destroy human culture.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 15/09/2026

I would simply not enter the Backrooms.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 14/09/2026

I wonder if The Inbetweeners 3 will pass the Bechdel test.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 22/08/2026

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 22/08/2026

Apologies for the delay to those of you who've been holding it in, but the official opiumtea.com guide to the guidance is finally here. Follow us at @opiumtea.com or incentivise this nonsense at patreon.com/terfipedia. (1/6)

Opium Tea presents: The Sex Mates guide to Privacy, safety and dignity in the shitter.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 10/09/2026

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Opium Tea comic strip: Giggle vs Chuckle.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

The Proclaimers, Right Said Fred and Roisin Murphy don't have an EP's worth of songs between them.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

I will be exploring how ordinary civilians became willing participants in the killing fields of the Khmer Rouge in my upcoming book 'Scallywags: How Incorrigible Men got a Bit Rambunctious'.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

Easy to ignore tweets at you when you're a public figure in a publication cycle. Less so if you're a 17 year-old trans girl your 600,000 followers are being encouraged to physically track down in the real world.

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Alexandria W. Darling @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

JK Rowling: "i want trans people to be safe" Also JK Rowling: *financially supports and constantly promotes website started by far right Neo Nazis that incites stochastic terrorist violence against trans people and was banned from Patreon for selling illegal weapons*

J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling

Literally nobody on my side of this argument doesn't want trans-
identified people to be safe. They don't want women and girls to be LESS
safe. Fact: 100% of the men women have no need to fear are on my side,
because they're realistic about male violence and male sexual predation.

11:30 AM . Apr 30, 2025 - 25.6K Views

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

Confirmation of J.K. Rowling financially supporting Reduxx.

J.K. Rowling to Genevieve Gluck on Twitter: Have donated, Genevieve. You are magnificent and I have more reason than most to be grateful to you, as you know. Take care of yourself xxx

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

In case you missed it, she recently finally went on record as funding Genevieve Gluck/Reduxx, so there really can be no excuse for anyone supporting her in any way whatsoever.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

I know that @jonronson.bsky.social has to deal with Graham complaining that he didn't mention an unrelated murder trial, and nobodies like me complaining that he didn't mention 90% of Graham's abuse, but the key difference is, one of those things is actually relevant to the book he was writing.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

Not to mention the cesspit of unravelling masculinity brewing in his Substack comments section.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

Increasingly baffled how @jonronson.bsky.social can write an entire chapter on the unravelling of Graham Linehan without even mentioning the charges of criminal damage and harassing a 17 year-old trans girl who he was filmed drunkenly calling a "sissy-porn watching scumbag".

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 07/09/2026

The Inbetweeners 2 was the worst movie of all time, but if it had ended 20 mins earlier with them all dying of thirst in the Australian outback, it could have been one of the best.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 05/09/2026

Over five years now of obsessive whining about how Jesse Signal and Katie Herzog spread the outrageous lie that Graham Linehan... misgendered people on Twitter. As seen here, referring to himself in the third person from a sock account, because of integrity.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 03/09/2026

The Womb's new single 'Daylight in the Swamp' is out now. Free to download/stream at thewombmusic.com, or free/pay-what-you-feel from thewombmusic.bandcamp.com.

The cover of The Womb's single 'Daylight in the Swamp'.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 03/09/2026

The Womb's new single 'Daylight in the Swamp' is out now. Free to download/stream at thewombmusic.com, or free/pay-what-you-feel from thewombmusic.bandcamp.com.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 22/08/2026

The Womb's new single 'Cunts Make Money' is out now. Free to download/stream at thewombmusic.com, or free/pay-what-you-feel from thewombmusic.bandcamp.com.

The cover of The Womb's single 'Cunts Make Money'.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 31/08/2026

Feels depressingly symbolic that one side of the media are furious about @jonronson.bsky.social's alleged character assassination of Graham Linehan, a man who just got a bit angry and rude, and the other is Jon's ridiculously tame characterisation of Graham as a man who just got a bit angry and rude

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 30/08/2026

It's crazy when people say things like "There's no such thing as cis," because it's not the same as saying "There's no such thing as ghosts." It's the equivalent of saying "There's no such thing as the *concept* of ghosts, so you shouldn't even use the word."

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 30/08/2026

I still can't believe Boris Johnson is actually mayor.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 28/08/2026

I know people are saying the story about Dolly Parton secretly reading Harry Potter in a 'Brief History of Time' dust jacket on a plane is fake, but I have to admit, when I saw Dolly Parton pretending to read 'A Brief History of Time' on a plane, it was really Harry Potter that time, too.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 23/08/2026

I went to see if she was going to finally go official with her endorsement of weapons-selling hate sites, and sure enough... If you support J.K. Rowling financially, you are now LITERALLY funding anti-trans hate and violence. This is not hyperbole. Reduxx really were selling illegal weapons.

J.K. Rowling donating to Genevieve Gluck of Reduxx.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 26/08/2026

The consequences of spending your life strawmanning that anyone who criticises you must therefore endorse anything you oppose, is your idiot followers threatening Ardal O'Hanlon with violence because of a random quote about sexual gratification from breastfeeding that you've attributed to him.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 25/08/2026

God damn it, I scrolled for ages thinking people were just randomly talking about how great Dolly Parton was. It says something that it didn't seem out of place.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 25/08/2026

It takes a peversely impressive lack of self-awareness to be a straight man complaining that queer is a slur within an hour of approvingly boosting legitimate homophobic and ableist slurs.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 25/08/2026

Backrooms was disappointingly stupid. Great setup and setting, but then the threat had nothing to do with the premise. Why bother building such an unsettling atmosphere if the horror comes in the form of generic, arbitrary zombie monsters?

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 25/08/2026

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? And the Kray twins loved their mother, so I guess they were feminists. There's a revolution coming, but it's not the one you hope, I don't want to start a lynching, I'm just here to hold the rope."

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What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing in a Place Like This? Pt. 1

YouTube video by The Womb - Topic

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 24/08/2026

"We get taught young that cunts make money, But they'll never be fun, and they'll never be funny, I've got so much debt, I've got none to spare, I'm the world's first minus trillionaire."

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 23/08/2026

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 22/08/2026

The Womb's new single 'Cunts Make Money' is out now. Free to download/stream at thewombmusic.com, or free/pay-what-you-feel from thewombmusic.bandcamp.com.

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