djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“I lost all my thoughts of angels in an aspirin billboard” youtu.be/nnaedI5PhJ4?...youtu.beHousesitterYouTube video by Jawbreaker - Topic 011
Reposted by djralfloveMicah @rincewind.run · 30/08/2026there we go now make this a condition of your endorsement so every last presidential candidate commits to it before the south carolina primary 172415344
Reposted by djralfloveAdam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Feels like Trump fucked this like Knicks in 4 54101283
Reposted by djralfloveJon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 01/07/2026America has gotten to that last part of Monopoly where the game is effectively over and we're all just watching the Elites suck up all the money, nobody else is allowed to really keep playing the game & we're all getting more pissed by the minute. Flip the damn board over already. 3468981559
Reposted by djralfloveNiera 🏳️⚧️ @mywifecallsmeacat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Every FIFA world cup team has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible by letting Iran's team win and force the president to hand them the trophy. 1263782609
Reposted by djralfloveBi King Gent 👑 💖💜💙 @thesnarkygent.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Watching the feed at the Kennedy Center last night and watching New Yorkers celebrate the Knicks tonight have both been delightful previews of When It Happens 730243
djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=dNC...82-0.com82-0Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0 030
Reposted by djralfloveassbutt @nasboat.org · 03/06/2026I’m Bethany Mandel. I’m Clay Travis. I’m Todd Starnes. I’m Savannah Chrisley. I’m Jacob Wohl. I’m Dog The Bounty Hunter. I’m John Rocker. and I’m The Undertaker. Those stories, and Joe Rogan, tonight on 60 Minutes. 38911152
Reposted by djralfloveDr. Canuck, MD @drcanuckmd.medsky.social · 01/06/2026Nobody sees the 4:00 am works outs. Nobody sees the hours of meal prepping. Nobody sees the time spent in meditation bettering myself. Nobody sees any of this. Because I don’t do these things. 1735429506
Reposted by djralflove𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Protect our nation’s capital from what? We have our own whole continent. Oh, right. It’s us. To protect the capital from us. 4316354
Reposted by djralfloveThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House. 637228785840
djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 23/05/2026There was no error. No mistake. Illegally and maliciously are the words you’re looking for here. 030
djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Exactly. The recipients know this money comes with expectations 030
Reposted by djralflovephil @philjamesson.com · 19/05/2026sometimes you have to take the bluesky cartridge out and blow on it 317117
djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 18/05/2026The end game is returning us to serfdom. They want us sick, poor, and desperate 060
djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Dammit I miss those one liners delivered standing over a corpse 000
Reposted by djralfloveBill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric 735107683
Reposted by djralfloveEl Jeffe @kmat21.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Gas is nearly $5 a gallon, groceries are through the roof, housing is unaffordable, and the "American dream" of home ownership is damn near no more Who would want to bring a child into this bullshit world and timeline? Fuck off Oz 2126476
djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 09/05/2026One of 1994’s finest, Sebadoh- Bakesale #NowPlaying #Vinyl #VinylSky 030
djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 07/05/2026If anyone uses the term “heritage American” in my presence, I’m going to need bail money. 050
Reposted by djralflove🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/05/2026who gives a shit if it’s butter 16363100
djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I read this as “Muppet Rabies” and now I’m going to have nightmares 140
Reposted by djralfloveSam (Killer Robot)ham 🤖 🎃 @hamrobotham.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Sure, Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey looks epic... But this will always and forever be the definitive adaptation. #Scriptsky 2464307380
djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 02/05/2026If my vibes were made into an album, the cover would be this 020
Reposted by djralfloveJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I make it a point to show anyone who says "You're better than that" just how wrong they are. 610129
djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Not super exciting but it’s a position of need for the #Ravens. Kind of surprised they didn’t trade back a couple of spots with Bain and Sadiq still on the board. #NFLDraft 130
djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 21/04/2026The Baltimore Orioles are an absolutely excruciating watch right now 050
Reposted by djralfloveDanchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Love a wheee when the good guys win 0586
djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 14/04/2026🐻❄️💣 #orioles #mlb #petealonsomedia.tenor.coma polar bear standing on its hind legs on a beachALT: a polar bear standing on its hind legs on a beach 060
Reposted by djralfloveShelley Davis @shelleymdavis63.bsky.social · 08/04/2026That's for sure. He is definitely not American citizens first. 622255906182
Reposted by djralfloveGraham A. Yeates @grahamyeates.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I'm not claiming to be a hero, but with every Cadbury MiniEgg I eat, that's a dog not getting chocolate poisoning. I've saved so many dogs. 3438997691
Reposted by djralfloveRex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I'm telling you, the stupid ballroom is, hilariously and perfectly, the hill he'll die on. It means more to him than anything, and the more his "We're tough, regular Americans" base has to pretend it is deeply concerned about "a huge, magnificent ballroom," the funnier this is all going to get. 581693300
Reposted by djralfloveLarge Johnson @flytyingguy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026If every member of Trump’s Cabinet doesn’t have to flee to Israel or Russia in 2 1/2 years we are doing something wrong. 44949145
Reposted by djralfloveYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes 318351108845
Reposted by djralfloveAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/03/2026Oh. Stage an assassination attempt, you say? Interesting. 1477245337188
Reposted by djralflovehammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 21/03/2026OK, so it’s official from the President of the United States when someone you don’t like dies it’s OK to say “I’m glad he’s dead” we got it in writing folks 784137082791