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djralflove

@djralflove.bsky.social
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Forklift certified 90’s indie rock enthusiast. Multi-faceted degenerate.

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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I lost all my thoughts of angels in an aspirin billboard” youtu.be/nnaedI5PhJ4?...
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Housesitter
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/08/2026
there we go now make this a condition of your endorsement so every last presidential candidate commits to it before the south carolina primary
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Save some for tomorrow boys #Orioles
Bedroom festooned with Baltimore Orioles gear and the caption “tonight we fuckin on the orioles bed
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Satirical pic of trump with caption “Trump Wants BBC “
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Feels like Trump fucked this like Knicks in 4
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🇺🇸🇺🇸
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Has the handler never heard of a hype man?
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
America has gotten to that last part of Monopoly where the game is effectively over and we're all just watching the Elites suck up all the money, nobody else is allowed to really keep playing the game & we're all getting more pissed by the minute. Flip the damn board over already.
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Niera 🏳️‍⚧️ @mywifecallsmeacat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Every FIFA world cup team has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible by letting Iran's team win and force the president to hand them the trophy.
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I approve this message
Trump posing in front of a portrait of Abe Lincoln, who is flipping him off
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Bi King Gent 👑 💖💜💙 @thesnarkygent.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Watching the feed at the Kennedy Center last night and watching New Yorkers celebrate the Knicks tonight have both been delightful previews of When It Happens
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
New York never disappoints
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Not in this house he isn’t
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=dNC...
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82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 03/06/2026
I’m Bethany Mandel. I’m Clay Travis. I’m Todd Starnes. I’m Savannah Chrisley. I’m Jacob Wohl. I’m Dog The Bounty Hunter. I’m John Rocker. and I’m The Undertaker. Those stories, and Joe Rogan, tonight on 60 Minutes.
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Dr. Canuck, MD @drcanuckmd.medsky.social · 01/06/2026
Nobody sees the 4:00 am works outs. Nobody sees the hours of meal prepping. Nobody sees the time spent in meditation bettering myself. Nobody sees any of this. Because I don’t do these things.
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Protect our nation’s capital from what? We have our own whole continent. Oh, right. It’s us. To protect the capital from us.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
There was no error. No mistake. Illegally and maliciously are the words you’re looking for here.
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Exactly. The recipients know this money comes with expectations
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Sabres are gonna come back and win this game
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phil @philjamesson.com · 19/05/2026
sometimes you have to take the bluesky cartridge out and blow on it
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The end game is returning us to serfdom. They want us sick, poor, and desperate
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Dammit I miss those one liners delivered standing over a corpse
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric
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El Jeffe @kmat21.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Gas is nearly $5 a gallon, groceries are through the roof, housing is unaffordable, and the "American dream" of home ownership is damn near no more Who would want to bring a child into this bullshit world and timeline? Fuck off Oz
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
One of 1994’s finest, Sebadoh- Bakesale #NowPlaying #Vinyl #VinylSky
Turntable and album cover displayed
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Here we go again
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If anyone uses the term “heritage American” in my presence, I’m going to need bail money.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/05/2026
who gives a shit if it’s butter
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I read this as “Muppet Rabies” and now I’m going to have nightmares
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Sam (Killer Robot)ham 🤖 🎃 @hamrobotham.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sure, Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey looks epic... But this will always and forever be the definitive adaptation. #Scriptsky
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Post your warning sign
Vandalized art festival sign now says fart festival
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
If my vibes were made into an album, the cover would be this
Large fat faced orangutan displaying his middle finger
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I make it a point to show anyone who says "You're better than that" just how wrong they are.
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Not super exciting but it’s a position of need for the #Ravens. Kind of surprised they didn’t trade back a couple of spots with Bain and Sadiq still on the board. #NFLDraft
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The Baltimore Orioles are an absolutely excruciating watch right now
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
No way this isn’t exactly what happened
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Love a wheee when the good guys win
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
🐻‍❄️💣 #orioles #mlb #petealonso
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a polar bear standing on its hind legs on a beach
ALT: a polar bear standing on its hind legs on a beach
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Shelley Davis @shelleymdavis63.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
That's for sure. He is definitely not American citizens first.
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Graham A. Yeates @grahamyeates.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I'm not claiming to be a hero, but with every Cadbury MiniEgg I eat, that's a dog not getting chocolate poisoning. I've saved so many dogs.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I'm telling you, the stupid ballroom is, hilariously and perfectly, the hill he'll die on. It means more to him than anything, and the more his "We're tough, regular Americans" base has to pretend it is deeply concerned about "a huge, magnificent ballroom," the funnier this is all going to get.
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Large Johnson @flytyingguy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If every member of Trump’s Cabinet doesn’t have to flee to Israel or Russia in 2 1/2 years we are doing something wrong.
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Talarico Derangement Syndrome
Insane rambling tweet from trump about James Talarico
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/03/2026
Oh. Stage an assassination attempt, you say? Interesting.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
OK, so it’s official from the President of the United States when someone you don’t like dies it’s OK to say “I’m glad he’s dead” we got it in writing folks
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djralflove @djralflove.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The baseball gods have spoken
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