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woody boyd

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james bond jackie chan and that bitch macgyver

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
did she not like you because you were a nerd or did she not like you because you were musty?
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oprah winfrey is wearing glasses and a pink sweater and making a gesture with her hands .
ALT: oprah winfrey is wearing glasses and a pink sweater and making a gesture with her hands .
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
9-1-1 and its spinoffs are paw patrol for nominal adults
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh Wow.
Tweet one:
James Talarico posts a picture with Kacey Musgraves.

Tweet two:
Kristi Noem responds "I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.

And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico."

Tweet three:
Kacey Musgraves responds "I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it."
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🎃bastylefilegirl🎃 @bastylefilegirl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Whole Trump administration is stealing infinity taxpayer money and buying manta-skin tables and the feds are busting down Ilhan Omar’s door to see if they can find a signed confession that she hates the flag
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Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What a lede ☠️ www.washingtonsun.com/sports/washi...
As soon as the clock hit zero, Dan Quinn ripped the headset off his backwards-ballcapped head and spiked it to the turf, in much the same way a well-prepared quarterback of a well-coached team might be expected to do with the football, when his team is out of timeouts and well within range of a game-winning field goal in the final, ticking seconds of a critical NFL game.
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pbsimpulse9.bsky.social @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fcfgvjcjcxjjdcjsjf
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woody boyd @disasterpieces9.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the highs and lows of TUANON
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tua Tagovailoa:
Leonard Nimoy disappearing saying “Well, my work is done here.”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
NFL’s New Overtime Rules

- First possession per team
- Which comes first: score or possession
- If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions
- If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce

Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
OH NO! Jake Matthews! 😭
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A lot of new followers (I'm worried for you) so here's the Lewis Hamilton/Celine Dion fashion thread
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 11/10/2026
3-1-1 1st place Giants baby the NFCLeast is so back
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woody boyd @disasterpieces9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
definitely, idk if they forgot they didn’t have a timeout or what lmao. but all either of them had to do was kick it and it was over!
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pbsimpulse9.bsky.social @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Commanders and Giants wasted EVERYONE’S time lmaoooo
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woody boyd @disasterpieces9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
how both of them were looking 😂😂
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Darth Kriss @insanityreport.blacksky.app · 11/10/2026
might be one of the dumbest 2 minutes of a professional football games i've ever watched
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woody boyd @disasterpieces9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
commies giants ended the funniest way imaginable
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Morgzoi @theshehergayguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The NFL isn't a real sport btw
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woody boyd @disasterpieces9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the indianapolis football colts are a years-long study in the limits of psychological torture conducted by the CIA
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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jurbotunker @jurbotunker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
free lasagna for a game
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you ask me a question and it takes a second for me to respond, this is what's going on in my brain
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Since I’m feeling nostalgic, maybe it was silly to ever think it would be different, but there was a brief moment where it felt like SEC Network might have been a different ESPN product and it mostly came from this one ad. youtu.be/U1qfFVAXC4Q?...
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SEC Network 'Something's Got a Hold' Extended Cut
YouTube video by RollOnToVictory
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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pbsimpulse9.bsky.social @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Would have had his family dangling over a volcano.
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Chels 💀👻🎃 @chelsisright.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nick Saban would have had Dijon Lee executed on live stream
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Teenage girls in the early 2000s:
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woody boyd @disasterpieces9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
coach said it’s alright to bleed from the ears
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026
Hang this up in MoMA
Danielle Froom: What are your pronouns

deer: he/him? why

Danielle Froom: Boy you're stupid
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ĥ̷̲̼̚̚à̶̩v̸̧̜̔̊͘ë̶̬̋̋ ̸̧͂̇y̶̧̍̄͜o̴̦̓ú̵̯͚͓ ̶͔͖͖͑ḅ̵̺̐̃̐é̵͝ͅě̵̻̑͜n̶̖͆̏ ̴̛̯̣͒K̶͔̀́̀ͅŕ̴̢̘̰̎ó̵̧̞͍ǵ̴̰̐e̷̾ͅr̴̡̙̦̒̑i̴͓̣͍̔ṅ̷̲̙g̸̺̎̑
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 11/10/2026
AS CALLED BY ENRIQUE VASQUEZ Y ALEX PARRA EN RADIO LOS SOONERS
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mapleboy (from youtube) @mplb0001.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the outcomes of arch manning passes are randomly generated
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
amphetamine salts and a personality disorder, mostly
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kenny Powers yelling
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fold your hands, take some circular breaths, and contemplate the blessings of a breathtakingly stupid day of football that still has an entire LSU-Kentucky game yet to be seen
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AHAAHAHAHAAA THE DISGUSTING OKLAHOMA SOONERS
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Arch out here serving up the fattest Italian subs you've ever seen
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That was the worst throw I have ever seen Michelin star meatball submarine sandwich
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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
FINALS BARBIE
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Angel Reese What
ALT: Angel Reese What
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this shouldn't be a real photo at all
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
There’s always some mysterious foreign land that is so much more authoritarian than the place that’s happily publicly executed minorities for 400 years
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 09/10/2026
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I still think about this about once a week, can’t imagine why 
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do you know how bad it is for this airhead to call yall dumb? 😭 yall got to put the chat DOWN.
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