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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 11h
Started at a vampire bar. Went to a plant (?) bar. Now I'm at a dance bar with break dancers. Anyway this place pours generous double whiskeys and a drunk woman tried to take my wife home and a dude that looks like Paul McCartney (current) is also trying to take her home. Fun night!
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 14h
Now this is my kinda bar
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 22h
It really is amazing how poorly this quarterback throws the ball #kufball
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The only thing that would come close to having a religious experience for me is seeing Metallica at the Sphere while on mushrooms.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm a Kansas fan so... ... Johnny Cash's version of Hurt.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My neighbors when they see me hauling boxes to the front yard every fall
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Meet the newest member of the family: Barbara
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow, starting to get a bad feeling about this fella
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Halloween playlist this morning has improved my mood.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lol. Watson is such an idiot.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't think there's anybody as bad at their job as Kirk Herbstreit
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rodgers is on his ass on every play and it's hilarious
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm going to share one Halloween/horror/spooky thing I own for every day in October because this website is mostly "Trump sucks" and I want cool stuff during the unholiest of months.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Group chat with my siblings is currently going over the timeline of it being technically possible if my real father is Richard Ramirez.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hate Watson like everyone else, but he is throwing absolutely dimes. The Browns receivers are ass.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Funny Dancing Skeleton Puppet
ALT: Funny Dancing Skeleton Puppet
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The White Sox got rid of the Astros. Good job. Now kindly fuck off.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As an "every day is Halloween" person, the thing I love about the season is that mainstream culture adopts the spooky aesthetic for like 45 days a year. Is it mostly just capitalism? Sure. It's also fun.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nature's shocker
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I asked her if she was working hard or hardly working
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I should get universal basic income if I have to live in a country this stupid.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen Hurts trying to read the defense right now
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PRINICIPAL BELDING DIED???
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can just tell Chris Berman he is doing a segment and not air it. He'll never know and still feel useful.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nick Sirianni always looks like the hooker just told him she doesnt do bare back and he's contemplating whether it's worth the $50
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bears losing because their rising star receiver dropped a wide open touchdown pass will be some extremely Bears shit.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shotgun from the 1 inch line. Illegal.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum with HOF level pocket presence wtf
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Being told I am not losing my job, but instead will lose my team and just be a subject matter expert for the same salary I was making as part of an executive team.
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L.A. Noire Doubt Meme
ALT: L.A. Noire Doubt Meme
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
With Dave and Chuck dead, GWAR is all but done now. Sad times.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think I just watched the Oregon quarterback die on network television.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
7 hours watching 11 year olds play baseball is, apparently, my limit.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gonna be sitting in the rain all day watching a little league baseball tournament. Joy.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Geez, you think you know someone...
hitler is bad?
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She does seem like she sun tans her butthole.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🤘
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Danny Glover: I'm Too Old For This Shit
ALT: Danny Glover: I'm Too Old For This Shit
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spags fucked this game
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Andy forgot his biggest weapon.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spags is getting owned
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mahomes plays great and the defense is soft. Oh, football.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This offense is in control. Just wonderful to watch.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mahomes is back.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Andy couldn't commit to the run. He'll rely on Mahomes. Sigh.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That entire drive was Andy Reid. That was a masterclass in play calling.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stop relying on this bigot.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Please release me of Dave Toub
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dave Toub refuses to let this team have momentum.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now that's my fucking Chiefs
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LET'S FUCKING GO
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