netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 11hStarted at a vampire bar. Went to a plant (?) bar. Now I'm at a dance bar with break dancers. Anyway this place pours generous double whiskeys and a drunk woman tried to take my wife home and a dude that looks like Paul McCartney (current) is also trying to take her home. Fun night! 160
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 22hIt really is amazing how poorly this quarterback throws the ball #kufball 120
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The only thing that would come close to having a religious experience for me is seeing Metallica at the Sphere while on mushrooms. 050
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm a Kansas fan so... ... Johnny Cash's version of Hurt. 191
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My neighbors when they see me hauling boxes to the front yard every fall 180
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wow, starting to get a bad feeling about this fella 080
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Halloween playlist this morning has improved my mood. 010
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don't think there's anybody as bad at their job as Kirk Herbstreit 020
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Rodgers is on his ass on every play and it's hilarious 130
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm going to share one Halloween/horror/spooky thing I own for every day in October because this website is mostly "Trump sucks" and I want cool stuff during the unholiest of months. 3100
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Group chat with my siblings is currently going over the timeline of it being technically possible if my real father is Richard Ramirez. 330
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I hate Watson like everyone else, but he is throwing absolutely dimes. The Browns receivers are ass. 000
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comFunny Dancing Skeleton PuppetALT: Funny Dancing Skeleton Puppet 130
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The White Sox got rid of the Astros. Good job. Now kindly fuck off. 120
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026As an "every day is Halloween" person, the thing I love about the season is that mainstream culture adopts the spooky aesthetic for like 45 days a year. Is it mostly just capitalism? Sure. It's also fun. 130
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I asked her if she was working hard or hardly working 040
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I should get universal basic income if I have to live in a country this stupid. 180
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jalen Hurts trying to read the defense right now 061
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You can just tell Chris Berman he is doing a segment and not air it. He'll never know and still feel useful. 160
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nick Sirianni always looks like the hooker just told him she doesnt do bare back and he's contemplating whether it's worth the $50 250
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bears losing because their rising star receiver dropped a wide open touchdown pass will be some extremely Bears shit. 000
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Being told I am not losing my job, but instead will lose my team and just be a subject matter expert for the same salary I was making as part of an executive team.static.klipy.comL.A. Noire Doubt MemeALT: L.A. Noire Doubt Meme 150
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026With Dave and Chuck dead, GWAR is all but done now. Sad times. 010
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think I just watched the Oregon quarterback die on network television. 110
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 27/09/20267 hours watching 11 year olds play baseball is, apparently, my limit. 140
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gonna be sitting in the rain all day watching a little league baseball tournament. Joy. 110
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comDanny Glover: I'm Too Old For This ShitALT: Danny Glover: I'm Too Old For This Shit 031
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Mahomes plays great and the defense is soft. Oh, football. 000
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This offense is in control. Just wonderful to watch. 031
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Andy couldn't commit to the run. He'll rely on Mahomes. Sigh. 100
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026That entire drive was Andy Reid. That was a masterclass in play calling. 030
netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Dave Toub refuses to let this team have momentum. 000